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2019

04

Jun

Top 10 Bikini Sluts of the Day

Top 10 Bikini Sluts

The main thing I’ve learned from instagram is that it is too fucking easy for sluts to get noticed, they just get half naked…

The other thing I’ve learned from instagram is that girls have really silly looking bodies, whether it is a facetune / photoshop app filter where they make the ass bigger and clown-like, the waist skinnier, the tits bigger…or it is plastic surgery or medical spa injections…it’s out there…like it’s own brand of what is hot….every day girls…looking like some weirdo fucking fetish model…

Pretty confusing times, but here’s a bunch of no names, without their names, to show you that it’s not just celebs and INFLUENCERs trying to famous or INFLUENCERS..it’s every bitch with a set of tits and an ass she wants seen…which happens to be ALL chicks.

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2019

16

May

Tits At Cannes of the Day

As a quick follow up to my last post on Alessandra Ambrosio….here are the vaginas that attended the Cannes film festival. The high profile pussy that was brought to the luxurious event to help close deals cuz dudes are weak when it comes to women and they all fall into the trap of pussy…the pussy trap…

Some are sex workers, some are models and actors, which in a lot of ways are sex workers in their own right….and all are trying to look their best….for you to jack off to them.

Alessandra Ambrosio with the almost pussy flash…
Cannes Tits Alessandra Ambrosio

Amber Heard still preying on men…
Cannes Tits Amber HEard

Ashlee Simpson what is she doing here..
Cannes Tits Ashlee Simpson

Bella Hadid with the nude…
Cannes Tits Bella Hadid

Elle Fanning Almost Nip Slip…
Cannes Tits Elle Fanning

Eva Longoria still around…
Cannes Tits Eva Longoria

Hina Khan..who…
Cannes Tits Hina Khan

Romee Strijd is hot..
Cannes Tits Romee Strijd

Selena Gomez and her new face..
Cannes Tits Selena Gomez

Shailene Woodley Goth…
Cannes Tits Shailene Woodley

Taylor Hill with the see through shit…
Cannes Tits Taylor Hill

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Posted in:Cannes|Feature|SFW

2019

06

May

Girls of West Point of the Day

I don’t know why I ended up learning all their is to know about West Point the other day, but I think it had to do with a movie a watched where METH DAMON (the other Matt Damon who got Kirsten Dunst knocked up on the set of FARGO) was a West Point Grad who got killed off for making a stupid decision….and I got into the vortex of what it takes to get into West Point, you have to be fit as fuck, you need the academics, you need to hate the Navy, and a bunch of other things….and then I saw that women were allowed in…and assuming they were all big dykes like a cross fit class…with thighs that can crush watermelons I discovered with a quick search that they are in fact hot…so a new fetish brewed, Military Girls who are trained to kill me, who can run a marathon with 90 pounds of gear, who can outsmart me…like some kind of super woman….and boners happened…

After a quick HASHTAG search…this is what we found….the girls of West Point…looking good.



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2019

23

Apr

Top 10 Biggest Tits of Instagram this Week of the Day

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2019

19

Apr

Girls Smoking Weed For Hemper cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day

Why A Subscription Box From Hemper? Mainly because they are the number 1 premium smoking accessories subscription box….they call it the original Hemper Box.

Like underwear, vitamin supplements, fitness and razor companies, or if you’re a girl PERIOD products… HEMPER is the one stop shop, and one stop purchasing platform for all your weed related NEEDS with all kinds of fresh and exciting WEED related products….so that you don’t have to do any of the heavy lifting, and so you don’t need to remember to get whatever it is you need from some store that makes you feel like an asshole, cuz you don’t know what you are talking about…cuz weed is new to you….

What I am saying is, one purchase, and you get a monthly gift that keeps giving, so you can feel like Christmas every month…pretty magical right….RIGHT…Christmas all year. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP



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More importantly, I am also saying that weed people are snobs and judgemental of those non smokers moving their way into smoking now that it is LEGAL in a lot of places.

These are the rule followers, who said “I don’t do drugs cuz Nancy Reagan told me not to” and have stuck to that….until now…now that they are allowed to try it, smoke it, get fucked up on it…they jump into the new adventure blindly…

So instead of going to a store and looking like a fool for not knowing shit, you can get all the best of the best for your recreational activities without embarrassing yourself when you think a Glass bong is for enemas…happens ALL The time to the NEWBIES….

You can figure it out when it hits your porch every month…. assuming no porch pirates steal it…only to be the LUCKIEST porch pirates around cuz scoring this big is a win.

SO SIGN UP to this monthly subscription box that shows up at your door with some serious goodies and don’t be scared to sign up, they are a funded company and not some stoner dude in his basement trying to pull a fast one or forgetting to ship you. IT IS LEGIT.

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Posted in:420|Feature

2019

19

Apr

Girls Posing with Weed for GeeKey cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day

Our friends at GeeKey have a really original product that went viral and got funded through one of those crowd sourcing websites…because people knew they saw something that was really fucking cool and they all had to have one….

That is why we are introducing it to you, because we actually think you’d like it, for yourself or as a gift, it’s pretty amazing….

It is a key shaped Cannabis multi-tool that is NOT JUST for Cannabis at all, but for so many different needs or tasks or jobs.from drinking to screwing to measuring your dick…it’s just a really clever gadget and just $22.99….

Since it is 420….I figured we should showcase the most interesting thing about it….which is that you can smoke out of it….yes out of a fucking KEY….it has a built in pipe which is crazy in and of itself worth every $22.99 penny.

The second most exciting thing about this GEEKEY is finding the lock it unlocks, I am hoping it’s the chastity belt of some hot busty thing….

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2019

19

Apr

DABBING for Hunibadger cuz It’s 420 Weekend of the Day

Dabbing…not just a stupid fucking dance a bunch of fucking idiots do…It is a way to get HIGH…though cannabis concentrates and our partners HUNIBADGER have invented the best maybe even ONLY the only device you need to DAB….



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Traditionally you need complicated DAB RIGS like these girls doing the traditional dabbing, they have no idea what they are missing out on by not using a HuniBadger Kit!

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I am not a smoker, but I should be, especially since it is legal at home and since it is 420 weekend…the best time to try new and exciting things…

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2019

19

Apr

Top 10 Celebs Who Smoke Weed for 420 of the Day


Bella Thorne, who should really stick to weed, or DABS, because the meth is doing her WRONG
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Cameron Diaz, caught here toking up with Drew Barrymore

Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Charlize Theron, the women who shot her own father, should start using CBD to chill out
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Em RatCow, making joints look more appealing with each puff
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Kristen Stewart, pot didn’t make her gay!
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Lindsay Lohan, should have sticked to her weed bowls but later moved onto the bad shit
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

The Iconic Miley Cyrus Bong Episode
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Mischa Barton, who sadly got fat from the munchies
Celeb Smoking Weed Bella Thorne

Paris Hilton notorious pot smoker, would love to see this girl DAB
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Rihanna, because we all know if you’re from the islands, you smoke pot.
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2019

02

Apr

Top 20 Nude Girls on Instagram for CBD of the Day

To celebrate a 20 percent off deal from our CBD partner
KUSHLY – because CBD is popular and trendy right now – which means EVERYONE needs a CBD Partner….even you….why? Simple…

CBD takes down inflammation, helps with pain, helps with sleep, and whether you believe it or not, it’s a fucking fact…

I use it on my Hemorrhoids and digestion, eat this shit daily, yes I have Hemorrhoids, I am fat, alcoholic who eats shit and sits all day…not having Hemorrhoids would be the weird thing…and I deal with them with CBD…

IF you believe that modern medicine is the answer, downing your opiates, you are just a fucking idiot who doesn’t realize that natures most powerful plant – HEMP – has all kinds of benefits – and that is precisely why the government shut them down.

Conspiracy theory or not….the fact remains that hemp is cheap to produce, it’s a fucking weed, and has solution for everything from ROPE to PLASTICS to Pain Killers….

Killing off too many industries….but now it’s getting the press it deserves….only it’s not fully mainstream, only 2,000,000 people in the USA use it…that leaves a lot of room for you and all your friends to try out it out for yourself…

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2018

19

Oct

Top 10 Hottest NFL WAGS of the Day

I partnered up with MY BOOKIE to make your sports experience more lucrative, less pathetic…and definitely more exciting.

I don’t do sports content. I do pussy content. I never liked sports, but I was always a fucking pervert. I always thought people into sports were fucking weird, who wants to watch two overpaid men run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex….it’s fucking queer…

Then I realized that women, hot women, want to get with overpaid men who run across a line with a ball while wearing spandex…becuase of the overpaid part…hot chicks like dudes with money and glory and Athletes are Money and Glory….

Maybe that’s a reason you’re a fan of these guys, maybe you’re just raised to like it, maybe you have nothing else to distract yourself with, maybe sports are just awesome and I am just out of touch and the real queer…because I know in Europe they think you’re queer if you don’t like soccer…and they don’t listen when you try to show them how queer soccer is…

I partnered up with My Bookie, because even though I don’t do sports, I do slutty content on sluts that like rich guys, and even if I don’t bet on sports, I can say that you should because at least you’ll have a reason to be watching the sports….

Last week, I brought you the TOP MMA girls, saying “Bet on the Fight” and if you took my lead you could have made some money.

This week, I am telling you to bet on the NFL games by CLICKING HERE ….

These are the odds:


Week 7 NFL Odds…

Denver (-2.5) at Arizona | O/U 41
Tennessee at L.A. Chargers (-6.5) | O/U 45.5
Buffalo at Indianapolis (-6.5) | O/U n/a
Carolina at Philadelphia (-4.5) | O/U 45.5
Cleveland at Tampa Bay (-3) | O/U 49.5
Detroit at Miami (n/a) | O/U n/a
Houston at Jacksonville (-4.5) | O/U 42
Minnesota (-3.5) at N.Y. Jets | O/U 47
New England (-3.5) at Chicago | O/U 49.5
New Orleans at Baltimore (-2.5) | O/U 49.5
Dallas at Washington (-1.5) | O/U 41
L.A. Rams (-11) at San Francisco | O/U n/a
Cincinnati at Kansas City (-6) | O/U 58.5
N.Y. Giants at Atlanta (-6) | O/U 54.5

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These are my TOP 10 NFL WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS…or wallet fuckers who think athletes are gods….the THOTS, the waitresses, the strippers, the Models who secured a good deal with a pro athlete….lots of bootleg Kardashians who were probably smart enough to refuse the condom to be set for life…I mean some of these girls are fucking trash…we should be betting on them, when their ass implants explode, or on what their motivation is to be with a pro athlete….right….

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10 – Anna Congdon (@annacongdon”)
Girlfriend of New York Giants running back Saquon Barkleyna


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9 – Rosana Hernandez (@rosanahernandez)
Girlfriend of the week for Odell Beckham Jr New York Giants Wide Receiver


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8 – Morgan Skriba (@morganskriba)
Girlfriend of Jalen Collins former Atlanta Falcons Cornerback current Free Agent


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7 – Veronica Khomyn (@veronika.khomyn)
Girlfriend of Sean McVay Los Angeles Rams Head Coach


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6 – Olivia Culpo (@oliviaculpo)
Girlfriend of Danny Amendola Miami Dolphins Wide Receiver


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5 – Rachel Bush (@rachelbush)
Girlfriend of Jordan Poyer Buffalo Bills Free Safety


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4- Ashley Nicole Roberts (@ash3nicole)
Fiance of Philip Wheeler Atlanta Falcons Linebacker


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3- Marissa Powell (@realmarissavannoy)
Former Miss Utah and Wife of Kyle Van Noy New England Patriots Linebacker

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2 – Katherine Webb (@_katherinewebb)
Wife of AJ McCarron Oakland Raiders Quarterback


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1 – Gisele Bundchen (@gisele)
Wife of Tom Brady New England Patriots Quarterback


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