Karolina Kurkova was once a top model, then she was a fat chick fired from Victoria’s Secret for being fat, then she disappeared, and found some rich guy she married…because love happens…for fat chicks…who get skinny again. She’s Czech and thus a sex worker….not low level sex worker but no matter how you dice it…still […]
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2016
03
Oct
Karolina Kurkova’s Less Fat in Grazia of the Day
The hightlight of Karolina Kurkova’s career as far as I’m concerned was when she did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and didn’t fit into any of the outfits that they had already sized her for – which as Trump would say – she blew up 60 lbs in a short period of time – and […]
2014
14
Jul
Karolina Kurkova Upskirt of the Day
The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good […]
2014
11
Jul
Karolina Kurkova Topless in Ibiza of the Day
I don’t know who shot these pics of Karolina Kurkova topless and changing on the beach in Ibiza for a photoshoot she’s doing, because models change on set of photoshoots, and I guess creepers snap off pics, using what I can only assume is a Nokia phone from the mid-2000s with state of the art […]
2013
04
Apr
Karolina Kurkova Making Faces for Elle Czech of the Day
Karolina Kurkova is my favorite model, turned plus sized and threatened to lose her job for being fat, because unlike working the cash at Walmart, modeling is the one job you can still fire a bitch for her gut without having letters written to head office, or media involvement saying you’re discriminating based on obesity […]
2013
18
Mar
Karolina Kurkova Hot for Vogue Germany of the Day
I don’t know if it is a fetish, but I would say that I am a serious fan of the 1960s farm girl look….especially when it’s pulled off by a pretty big lingerie model…..cuz I really love this shoot….it reminds me of a simpler times….or of a naughty bored housewife who is still good at […]
2013
06
Mar
Karolina Kurkova is GIving Me Boners at and Event of the Day
Karolina Kurkova is one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models…but only because she made a serious comeback…she was on a downward spiral of fat chick syndrome…where she was so large she almost got fired….probably because of laziness and overeating….but that she blamed on her thyroid and that she starved herself to get out of…making me […]
2013
14
Feb
Karolina Kurkova Grabs Her Tits for Valentine’s Day
Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real […]
2013
13
Feb
Karolina Kurkova is Boring for Marie Claire USA of the DAy
One of my favorite videos of Karolina Kurkova…one I liked so much I uploaded it to youtube back in 2008… …..a year her career ballooned and Victoria’s Secret said “bitch, stop eating or you’re fired”….and to solidify that seriousness in their tone…they aired her not fitting into her costume a few weeks after fitting for […]
2013
06
Feb
Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day
Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got […]