Today’s a busy day, Jamie Lynn Spears is Teenage Pregnant and I may write about that later, but more importantly, Playboy tried to sue me: Dear Sir or Madam: It has been brought to our attention that web pages at Drunkenstepfather.com display, without authorization, reproductions of images owned by Playboy Enterprises International, Inc. (“Playboy”). All […]
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2007
14
Dec
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
Someone invited me to go get drunk in another city tonight and I figured I’d take them up on it, even though it doesn’t ever really matter where I get drunk geographically, as long as I get drunk physically. Dudes are all hung up on going to the best spot with the hottest bitches, or […]
2007
21
Nov
I am – Le Call in a Bikini of the Day
You don’t know who this bitch is and either do I, but the word on the internet is that she’s Owen Wilson’s supermodel girlfriend who I’ve never heard of, but then again, I am not good with remembering names or celebrities, I only remember vaginas. The thing I like about Owen Wilson is that he […]
2007
21
Sep
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
So today was a really eventful day for me. I think I have a flu and I am feeling delirious and the computer is fucking with my eyes. I guess I get what I deserve for spending 10 hours a day in front of it. I borrowed a friends car today to go and pick […]
2007
15
Aug
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I just got a bill for the rubber vaginas a company sent me for some product test I could never do for them because my dick doesn’t work. I was thinking about lining them up and having this gay black dude who hangs out in my neighborhood work his magic on them in video and […]
2007
16
Jul
I am – Diane Kruger Naked of the Day
This is Diane Kruger, German actress famous for playing Helen in “Troy” and also for being in “National Treasure,” which is for some godforsaken reason filming a sequel in London right now. She kind of looks like a pin-up for the Hitler Youth in these pix, well, being German and all. I used to get […]
2007
22
May
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I was really happy to see that the DJ AM fan club has been reading the site and sending in a ton of hate mail about my post about him. I stand firmly with my post that he’s a twat and that his DJ sets are nothing short of being a Bar Mitzvah Dj, because […]
2007
10
Apr
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I am watching American Idol because I only have one Channel. Jennifer Lopez is on and I hate her because she has more money than a piece of latina shit should have. I am just bitter, not becaue this asshole singing is trying to be Justin Timberlake the Wal Mart version or because the bitch […]
2007
28
Feb
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I guess the biggest fucking joke in all this is that people are telling me the reason my site keeps crashing is because I have too many readers. I guess the reality behind this joke that makes it funny is that I really only have 15 people who actually read what I write. The rest […]