The most exciting story around Salma Hayek is that she was bought by her husband who was a bratty rich kid and the son of a billionaire, who decided he wanted to tits that at the time were being celebrated across the globe, because those tits were A-List celebrity tits, so he had his team figure it all out and make it fucking happen….because money talks or some shit…

The other exciting story around Salma Hayek is that she’s actually not very beautiful at all, she’s got a strong jaw and is what you could call bulldog faced, but for whatever reason the world embraced her as being a babe because the industry wanted to turn you all into fags or some shit…

Sure, she’s got big tits that are officially big ol’ titties since she’s pushing 60 years old and for a 60 year old she’s fine….but in her prime, we were fucking duped bro….the MATRIX had it’s grip on our dicks and it worked out nicely for this one….cuz she really isn’t as great as she was marketed to be…

Maybe I just think all actors are ugly because their jobs embarrass me, while celebrating people for playing weird make-belief outside of a brothel where you’re role playing with some hooker, is just retarded…since we’re all grown ups here…and role play only makes sense when it makes you cum…

That’s all I have to say about that!

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Salma Hayek was a celebrity who was human trafficked to a multi-billionaire, who despite being old, was probably the bratty son of a multi-billionaire before becoming a billionaire himself, so you know there were some tantrums and whining in his sociopathic rich guy attempt to get the girl from the big screen onto his rich man dick, or maybe onto the big dick of some men they use to cuckold before he murders them at the human hunt that rich guys organize in Eastern Europe because they can.

Point of the story, she’s old and despite the strong jaw that I never realized was as strong as it is, making me think you’d be gay if you ever chose to cum on her face, or even if you ever looked past the tits…just frame those things out…they are what count….

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I am still processing that there was a time that I thought Salma Hayek was hot. I bought into the hype and after looking at old clips and pictures of her strong underbite and masculine features, I feel like I’ve been duped.

This pug-faced / bulldog faced Hollywood starlet who was sold or bought by a billionaire family for breeding purposes is a lot of hype….

As a forever pug dad committed to the pug breed, I am wired to think the brachycephalic, or FLAT FACED dogs are the most wonderful looking creatures. So an underbite on a pug or bulldog or a pekingese even a boston terrier and brussels griffens speak to my fucking soul…

That being said, when a woman looks like one of these bug eyed, flat faced, underbite dogs….it does the opposite.

Sure, at 57 years old, her tits are big, she’s not all that vile for an old lady, but I am mad or bitter and unforgiving that she went along with the scam that she’s a babe all those years…..

Marketing, propaganda and brainwashing work.

I should start propagandizing you to give me money or to think I’m funny because people who people think are funny make a lot of money, I saw that PODCASTERS on PATREON made 350 million dollars last year alone from the fans. That’s outside of their brand deals and show tickets, that’s strictly perverts paying to see their nudes.

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Salma Hayek may be 100 fucking years old, but that doesn’t mean her tits aren’t still worth looking at all these years later…

In fact, her tits are worth a lot thanks to a billionaire buying them a bunch of years back for breeding purposes.

If they are good enough for a billionaire to buy, they are good enough to look at….you can even imagine Salma’s Lebanese/ Mexican Salami, which I guess is more of a Falafel Taco with extra creamy MOLE sauce fermenting inside her from all the men who have helped her get to a level a billionaire would deem worthy to buy….

I have seen old pics of Hayek and she’s not that great then, just another example of satanic brainwashing….but she is in a bikini….and that is what matters.

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Salma Hayek is the very popular and successful celebrity tits from Mexico that some billionaire from Europe jerked off to one too many times that he decided to have his team buy her so that he could breed her and make her his wife.

I guess if you’re a whore, you might as well whore for the highest bidder, especially when you’ve made the world fans of your tits on a high end international level…

I guess that’s if she had a choice in the matter, which as we know she probably didn’t…..money is persuasive when it wants to be….above the law shit.

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I just saw these pictures of Salma Hayek from 2005, that I thought were more recent because she looks like a broken down old lady mourning her husbands death, with that face…..and I am realizing that we’ve been marketed to aggressively on Salma Hayek…

She’s not hot, she’s not pretty, she’s got tits, sure, that’s what she needed to make this scheme happen, but she looks like a fucking dude….and might be a fucking dude…and that’s disturbing.

Maybe beauty ideals were different in 2005, but she looks like a monobrow they found in a fucking cave somewhere….

It’s disturbing me that we’ve been gamed so hard….WITCHCRAFT..

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Salma Hayek may be in her late 50s, but she’s managed to maintain a level of hotness through her menopause because she’s rich and probably on hormones or drinking fetus smoothies from the abortion clinic to give her the stem cells she needs to maintain her hotness.

She was rich and famous enough for an even richer person to want to buy her and own her like one of his expensive cars or houses, which made her even richer from being sold to a billionaire family that owned all the luxury brands….

Well, she’s applying red lipstick, seducing you red lipstick loving perverts because red lipstick is a fetish, so applying it in slow motion and blowing a kiss is like the money shot allowing you to imagine the red lips on your dick…

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Old lady Salma Hayek who you may know as the big tits in the 90s and 00s that everyone was excited to have jump the fucking wall into America from Mexico because there’s just something about big tits that make you overlook the whole great replacement theory you anti-immigration racists love so much.

She’s also a billionaire’s wife that he bought and human trafficked from Hollywood to his European mansions because sex work has levels to it.

Well, she’s rocking sunglasses that are bigger than her big tits, which she’s also showing off in this selfie, maybe it’s to protect the eyes from the eclipse, but I think it’s probably because she’s old and needs coverage and she will eventually be wearing a welder’s mask out in the sun to avoid the sun damage, or showing off the years of sun damage….

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Salma Hayek was at Paris Fashion week because her husband’s family owns the whole fucking thing. They own all the luxury designer brands that retards spend their life savings on because they believe that there’s some value to the designer clothing since celebrities wear the shit, even though celebs don’t pay for the shit, they are gifted the shit, to make rich wives, sugar babies, whores and desperate fucking people CRAVE that designer shit like it’s ALL that matters…not realizing it’s either made in the same factory by the little children used in that factory, or even if it is not it’s not any better quality that the dog shit expensive shit…

So Salma Hayek is part of an evil fucking agenda that makes poor people hate themselves, and makes poor chicks do porn or sex work to be able to buy the shit that pays for her existence….

At least she’s got big tits at Fashion Week…

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Billionaire wife Salma Hayek, who currently runs Hollywood because her billionaire husband bought controlling interest in one of the biggest Talent agencies that puts together all the movie projects, meaning she’ll likely have a lot more influencer or roles in the years to come, because that’s what owning Hollywood looks like…..

She’s old as shit, but still knows how to seduce her audience with her feet and probably her tits, but when you reach a certain age, your feet become the appeal, or the more lucrative organ/limb/fetish because feet dudes are so fucking weird and don’t get offended when the tits they jerked off to get old and washed up, because they don’t even notice tits….

So yeah, Salma knows what she’s doing here…

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