Salma Hayek is the very popular and successful celebrity tits from Mexico that some billionaire from Europe jerked off to one too many times that he decided to have his team buy her so that he could breed her and make her his wife.

I guess if you’re a whore, you might as well whore for the highest bidder, especially when you’ve made the world fans of your tits on a high end international level…

I guess that’s if she had a choice in the matter, which as we know she probably didn’t…..money is persuasive when it wants to be….above the law shit.

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I just saw these pictures of Salma Hayek from 2005, that I thought were more recent because she looks like a broken down old lady mourning her husbands death, with that face…..and I am realizing that we’ve been marketed to aggressively on Salma Hayek…

She’s not hot, she’s not pretty, she’s got tits, sure, that’s what she needed to make this scheme happen, but she looks like a fucking dude….and might be a fucking dude…and that’s disturbing.

Maybe beauty ideals were different in 2005, but she looks like a monobrow they found in a fucking cave somewhere….

It’s disturbing me that we’ve been gamed so hard….WITCHCRAFT..

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Salma Hayek may be in her late 50s, but she’s managed to maintain a level of hotness through her menopause because she’s rich and probably on hormones or drinking fetus smoothies from the abortion clinic to give her the stem cells she needs to maintain her hotness.

She was rich and famous enough for an even richer person to want to buy her and own her like one of his expensive cars or houses, which made her even richer from being sold to a billionaire family that owned all the luxury brands….

Well, she’s applying red lipstick, seducing you red lipstick loving perverts because red lipstick is a fetish, so applying it in slow motion and blowing a kiss is like the money shot allowing you to imagine the red lips on your dick…

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Old lady Salma Hayek who you may know as the big tits in the 90s and 00s that everyone was excited to have jump the fucking wall into America from Mexico because there’s just something about big tits that make you overlook the whole great replacement theory you anti-immigration racists love so much.

She’s also a billionaire’s wife that he bought and human trafficked from Hollywood to his European mansions because sex work has levels to it.

Well, she’s rocking sunglasses that are bigger than her big tits, which she’s also showing off in this selfie, maybe it’s to protect the eyes from the eclipse, but I think it’s probably because she’s old and needs coverage and she will eventually be wearing a welder’s mask out in the sun to avoid the sun damage, or showing off the years of sun damage….

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Salma Hayek was at Paris Fashion week because her husband’s family owns the whole fucking thing. They own all the luxury designer brands that retards spend their life savings on because they believe that there’s some value to the designer clothing since celebrities wear the shit, even though celebs don’t pay for the shit, they are gifted the shit, to make rich wives, sugar babies, whores and desperate fucking people CRAVE that designer shit like it’s ALL that matters…not realizing it’s either made in the same factory by the little children used in that factory, or even if it is not it’s not any better quality that the dog shit expensive shit…

So Salma Hayek is part of an evil fucking agenda that makes poor people hate themselves, and makes poor chicks do porn or sex work to be able to buy the shit that pays for her existence….

At least she’s got big tits at Fashion Week…

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Billionaire wife Salma Hayek, who currently runs Hollywood because her billionaire husband bought controlling interest in one of the biggest Talent agencies that puts together all the movie projects, meaning she’ll likely have a lot more influencer or roles in the years to come, because that’s what owning Hollywood looks like…..

She’s old as shit, but still knows how to seduce her audience with her feet and probably her tits, but when you reach a certain age, your feet become the appeal, or the more lucrative organ/limb/fetish because feet dudes are so fucking weird and don’t get offended when the tits they jerked off to get old and washed up, because they don’t even notice tits….

So yeah, Salma knows what she’s doing here…

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Somewhere out there, there’s a motherfucker who’s number one fetish is jerking off to Salma Hayek in her bath robe. so he’ll be happy to know that his dream girl in his dream outfit has happened for him…and he probably doesn’t care that this is so photoshopped she’s basically an AR filter from SNAPCHAT….I mean, maybe this is a dude using his HAYEK filter, making everyone a HAYEK to be jerked off to by the unsuspecting HAYEK fanboys that we all know still exist because they haven’t been able to move on…STUNTED.

I’m more into her big old lady tits that haven’t been cancelled despite her husband’s luxury brands doing weird ass marketing campaigns that made the world question whether they are actually in the business of luxury fashion, or if other things are on their shipping containers…CONSPIRACY TIME!

The good news is rich Mexican, before being the Rich Mexican /American celebrity in the movies, before being the Rich Mexican American Celebrity in France married to an even richer motherfucker, still has her tits, CANCER hasn’t gnawed away at them yet, despite her age…so that’s a celebration….worth celebrating…

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Y arriba, Y arriba!

I just put up the Tiny Tit Tuesday post where I advocate for more love and respect for Tiny Tits, but then I see Selma Hayek, who is pretty much known for her tits, is nothing but tits, still delivering the tits at 100 fucking years old, which could be because they are famous tits, or billionaire tits, since they don’t age like mere mortal tits, but that regardless of age, socio economic level, profession, or popularity, are tits that don’t don’t need to be shaking around on a boat like they are listening to Elvis music in the 50s, yet they are, and that’s a gift to all who like Shawarma Taco Salma Hayek tit, no matter the level of rot they’re at. Still looking good to me, but I’ve also eaten baked goods outside a coffee shop dumpster, so I’m open to grossness, I’m a foodie like that!

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