I am still processing that there was a time that I thought Salma Hayek was hot. I bought into the hype and after looking at old clips and pictures of her strong underbite and masculine features, I feel like I’ve been duped.

This pug-faced / bulldog faced Hollywood starlet who was sold or bought by a billionaire family for breeding purposes is a lot of hype….

As a forever pug dad committed to the pug breed, I am wired to think the brachycephalic, or FLAT FACED dogs are the most wonderful looking creatures. So an underbite on a pug or bulldog or a pekingese even a boston terrier and brussels griffens speak to my fucking soul…

That being said, when a woman looks like one of these bug eyed, flat faced, underbite dogs….it does the opposite.

Sure, at 57 years old, her tits are big, she’s not all that vile for an old lady, but I am mad or bitter and unforgiving that she went along with the scam that she’s a babe all those years…..

Marketing, propaganda and brainwashing work.

I should start propagandizing you to give me money or to think I’m funny because people who people think are funny make a lot of money, I saw that PODCASTERS on PATREON made 350 million dollars last year alone from the fans. That’s outside of their brand deals and show tickets, that’s strictly perverts paying to see their nudes.

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