Salma Hayek has always known her role in Hollywood, so the fact that she’s in a Marvel Movie that is currently filming, isn’t really a testament to her integrity as an artist, and more about her knowing her and her titties are clickbait…

She can barely speak english, so what the fuck is she to think when people wanted her in movies back when she became a huge fucking star…so i guess her whole hustle is wanting as many people as possible on an international level – including CHINA looking at her tits…

She is married to a billionaire, so it’s not about the money…or the paycheck, unless there is a clause in the prenup saying “1 big movie every 3 years so I know I’m not married to a fucking money grubber bum”…

She does it for the fans…and I guess now that all the celebs need to have social media, her creativity in self produced posts is limited to “how can I show my tits in various ways” and this is her most recent attempt.

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I feel like I’ve wronged you fuckers – because I didn’t post this yesterday even though I saw it yesterday.

I like to think of it as sabotaging my success. They call it “Imposter Syndrome” and it’s a term that’s gone viral recently…that means you don’t believe you deserve all the success you’ve had doing your craft….so you fuck it up…only I have no success…that 14 dollars a month this site makes for 6 hours or more of work everyday is the opposite of “Imposter Syndrome”….unless I have “Imposter Syndrome” and the 14 dollars I make is a product of it…maybe I could have been that lame dude from Barstool if I didn’t have “Imposter Syndrome” ….

That said, Salma Hayek posted this acupuncture photo that can double as her getting fucked from behind, near orgasm, eyes rolling back into her head, to the right creep….

I can assume this is what she does when she fakes her orgasms for her lovers, the people casting her or her billionaire husband, when she’s trying to win them over…to lock them in….

I mean she is a Mexican actress who can barely speak English who made it in AMERICA… through Hollywood…when all the other Mexicans are changing soiled sheets in Hotel rooms or farming….I think it’s safe to say that her tits, coupled with her manipulation tactics using those tits saved her from a life of chambermaid-ing.

More Salma being slutty..

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Salma Hayek back again with more Drowning Porno I guess that’s a big deal to someone out there who loves Salma Hayek and her monster titties….and that someone is probably you….not that I mind this drowning bathing suit erotica she’s been posting for the last week…I mean her tits are substantial enough to get her a billionaire husband and a lucrative career as an actor….they are great tits…and they got her a far better turn out than a Mayan working a taco stand in Cancun for white people on Spring Break….they allowed her to steal your jobs in America….while becoming the Salma Hayek we all know…but she’s old..and no matter what that will always overpower a great tit and almost cancel it out.

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Salma Hayek brings you the big news, and by news I mean tits, in some self produced video she wants you to stare at her tits, celebrate her tits, otherwise this video wouldn’t exist or be on her feed…

It’s like the bitch who can have anything she wants, cuz she is independently wealth from being a fucking celebrity…who is married to a billionaire Heir to some luxury brand empire, is pushing 50, if she’s not already 50, and she’s producing low level instagram slutty videos in a bathing suit…because at her core, that is who she is, this is her authentic self, the reason she’s famous or in movies…cuz girls who don’t want to be jerked off to, don’t play this angle…even in an empowered sex positive world they pretend to be in…

What I am saying is that even women with everything in the world, when wired a certain way, will continue their low level slutty antics to get their tits noticed and that alone is hilarious…

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Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out…

So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits.

This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits.

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Salma Hayek with her big rich tits…

Married to a billionaire, cuz she thinks she’s better than dating millionaires, since she’s got millions of her own from being the big titty Mexican actress in Hollywood that was criticized for not having ethnic people, OSCARS TOO WHITE…or whatever…..despite her being legit from the Corn Tortilla factory before making it to the big screen….a better life than running Tijuana Donkey shows, at least for her, not us, cuz we’d like to see her fucked by a Donkey and the fact she never will, because she won at life is sad….

We can watch her titties do some lifesaving work…keeping her safe and afloat…which I guess is better than nothing…barely better than nothing…cuz she’s old.

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