Salma Hayek is licking shit of the day, because she’s Salma Hayek, rich and famous on her own, probably from her family, because Mexican immigrants that come to America rarely become super star celebrities, they either work as maids in hotels or factories or get deported….but this one persevered…..and it probably wasn’t only because of her tits, but I am sure the tits helped get her cast in Mexican movies to have that portfolio of work needed to get into American movies back when there wasn’t an internet to cross reference…..who cares…she’s also rich because her husband is a fucking billionaire a bunch of times over because they own every luxury brand…those tits have done good….

That said, the funniest Salma Hayek story this week was related to Hilary Baldwin being exposed for faking a Spanish life, where they are saying she got wind of Alec Baldwin wanting Salma Hayek for sex, only to do stalker shit you’d expect from a Yoga instructor dating a celebrity, because how else does she even get into their circle, that requires effort and strategy….and Amber Heard level of knowing how to manipulate SIMP bitchmade men who get won over through great sex….that a Yoga provider is built to provide…

ANYWAY…the story is Baldwin wanted Salma Hayek, Hilary Baldwin rebranded herself as Hilaria from Mallorca and has ridden than lie, at least publicly, I mean it is possible that Baldwin doesn’t know the truth because he is so self obsessed and she just caters to him and strokes his ego all day like a manipulative gold digger would since that’s their job….all while making him a dozen kids….but I am sure he’s in on the joke and finds the whole thing the ultimate troll, which it is….

But I am sure he would have still rather got his dick wet in Salma Hayek than that big pussy from all the kids Hilary from Boston…..but both can probably fuck and that’s what it’s about..

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