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2020

31

Dec

Jordyn Jones Gets Better at Content Creation of the Day

I may have already posted these slutty pics of Jordyn Jones, that aren’t really that aggressive, but are a step in the right direction….

I mean, she’s a child reality star who was sold to the industry as a kid because her white trash family in Michigan had a dream….and sure she’s got 6.3 million followers on instagram that I am sure she monetizes….or at least that keeps her “existing”….but like any girl with a hot body, that in this case is a trained dancing body, once you give them some money for their racier content, they get hooked because it is really that fucking easy…..

She’s not officially doing porn as you’d expect from a girl from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I’d expect her to be sucking dick at the trailer park for meth being from Kalamazoo Michigan…but she got out, is in LA, probably doesn’t realize she’s destined to be 300 pounds, diabetic, in a motorized scooter at Walmart yet….

I would assume the only people we know who has come out of Kalamazoo Michigan work in porn…..and Joryn jones is no different, she just hasn’t quite figured it all out yet…but seems to be starting to…

With a fat ass like that, solid from dance and being young, potentially a glimpse into her future obesity, but not obesity yet, there’s no real reason she’s not making that 1,000,000 dollars a month sticking objects in herself…but I guess she’s got another year of not hitting critical success before that…

But luckily, You give a girl money for slut content….SLUT content gets sluttier…so let’s go into 2021 not giving a shit about any of these idiots, but willing to look at the nudes they all produce because they like instant gratification and easy fucking work cuz they are lazy….I mean most of these girls have nudes filling up their fucking phones, that they send to unappreciative dudes they meet on dating apps or IG….might as well get paid cuz she know her ass looks good….

The future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed.

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