Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek. I can only assume she’s pregnant cuz bitch looks like she’s a moving van. There are some girls, like my neighbor who get knocked up proper and walk around the building in yoga pants with an ass tighter than it was the day the random dude she let fuck her without a condom bust inside her, and other girls turn into fat sluts who look like my wife did in her prime. I am not sitting here like some asshole who hates fat chicks, I watched my wife down a pound of butter and box of cookies about 3 hours ago as a midnight snack. I still hang out with her. Salma is a fellow mexican, and even though I was taken out of my mexican world as a kid, I know what a mexican mother of 10 looks like and it’s usually a few tacos short of 250 lbs on a 5 ft 2 frame.

At least we know that Salma bangs, doesn’t believe in birth control and that her milk filled tits will only be bigger and better and have enough nutrients to feed her hometown, probably one of the better charity ideas that I’ve ever come up with.

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