Salma Hayek posted this titty shot the other day, I didn’t post it, but figured I will now because Salma’s tits are iconic to perverts like me…

Not just because she’s the billionaire’s wife who I am sure was rich as shit before she landed the billionaire, I mean she’s a huge fucking star straight from Mexico, meaning she was likely rich as shit in Mexico in the first place, which allowed her the luxury of getting into the whole acting thing, where her tits mesmerized the American producers to think “We need some of that over here state side”…so I figure she started rich, got richer, with her big celebrity became the trophy wife to some way richer dude who owns all the Luxury Brands thanks to his dad….but because her tits have been big for over 20 years, in our lives for over 25 years…meaning these are some old tits…54 year old tits…which are typically TOO old tits…but in this case…are just great big Salma Hayek tits..

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