Old lady Salma Hayek who you may know as the big tits in the 90s and 00s that everyone was excited to have jump the fucking wall into America from Mexico because there’s just something about big tits that make you overlook the whole great replacement theory you anti-immigration racists love so much.

She’s also a billionaire’s wife that he bought and human trafficked from Hollywood to his European mansions because sex work has levels to it.

Well, she’s rocking sunglasses that are bigger than her big tits, which she’s also showing off in this selfie, maybe it’s to protect the eyes from the eclipse, but I think it’s probably because she’s old and needs coverage and she will eventually be wearing a welder’s mask out in the sun to avoid the sun damage, or showing off the years of sun damage….

Posted in:Salma Hayek