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2024

10

Apr

Kelsea Ballerini’s Bikini of the Day


Kelsea Ballerini posted this bikini pic over a week ago in her photo dump of all the exciting things she’s up to…..I am slow on the fucking draw over here.

She is one of the hotter country music singers around. She’s in her 30s, recently divorced and has pretty much gone very Hollywood, but she is from Knoxville and her music still sounds country enough, especially for all the new country music fans finally realizing that country music is real so of course she’s profiting on the surge…while being one of the hottest names in country music.

I am not sitting here like some old time country snob mad that country is finally popular in the mainstream because there’s always been popular country music in the mainstream and some of it has fucking sucked, it’s just astronomically popular now as it should be because all those EDM kids are tired of fake videogame music and are looking for something with some soul, or meaning.

I am sitting here mad that as someone who was into country music, I didn’t devote my life to it anticipating that we’d be at this country music crossroad where Beyonce is appropriating it and no one is mad at her about it….

DrunkenStepfather needs more HeeHaw so we’ll start by staring at some Ballerini bikiini smut, which is the equivalent to a sex tape to some of these country Christians…

She was also at some fashion event in some black semi-sheer dress – you can see the pics on the forum CLICK HERE

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