I was too busy trying to get AIDS from random seedy girls, to bother flying out to Cannes to try to sneak into these fancy and luxurious full of shit events, I am more into dealing with AIDS by not going to film festivals supporting AIDS, but by convincing hookers who have AIDS to give […]
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2011
07
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
I rocked out pretty hard all day….I still haven’t stopped….I’m just taking a break to post my stepLINKS…cuz the world doesn’t stop cuz it is my birthday but my heart might…I blame my recent male model career…I’m just absorbing the lifestyle…eating, puking, drinking, snorting, posing, shit no wait…I blame alcoholism… Happy birthday is over….things go […]
2011
09
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m sure I coulda done more posts today, I just figure I’m worth more than I’m making, so now I’m on protest until I get paid more, until I realize no one will pay me more, at which point I will resume wasting my days with this stupid site that robs me of my fucking […]
2011
21
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
My battery is going to die. I am not talking about my health. I mean my computer. Although my health is probably running on empty too, it’s just a matter of time before I end up falling over on the side of a road somewhere with nothing left to give and before that happens, I’m […]
2010
29
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I hate the internet. It is so boring. Here are my stepLINKS…They are as good as the Internet goes… Kim Kardashian is Such a Cocktease
2010
19
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
The site is still wonky like these tits….It is not fully operational. Email is still down. I am not a priority to fix because the site is up, which is more than they can say about other people. I don’t get the internet and I am not a tech guy but I am changing hosts. […]
2010
30
Aug
Raquel Zimmerman Goes Topless for Vogue Spain of the Day
Europe is better than us. Or maybe it is just European Fashion and Enterainment, because I’ve never been to Europe and all the Europeans I know are kinda “limp in the wrist” if you know what I mean, but I do know that on TV and in the Magazines, these motherfuckers get naked, or pay […]
2010
04
May
Costume Institute Gala Bitches in Evening Gowns of the Day
If bitches in evening gowns are porn to you, then you’ll be happy that Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Taylor Swift, Rosario Dawson, Gisele, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kristen Stewart, Kate Bosworth, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Grace, Ivanka Trump, Donatella Versace, Gwen Stefani, Alex Chung, Eva Mendes, Chanel Iman, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Longoria, Emmy Rossum, Padma Lakshmi, […]
2009
14
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I saw Bruno. It was uncomfortable. Not because I am a homophobe. Or because he gets himself in awkward situations. Or even because it was pretty much like watching Borat but because I had a boner the entire time. Maybe I’m gay like these girls or maybe I am just lying…on all fours…ready for you…mister […]
2008
11
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
So I went out, got drunk and did things this past weekend. The first night I decided to fuck around a bit, so I go to some packed bar, I find the quietest corner and drink myself stupid alone. Once wasted, I start calling girls over and I tell them that I am Heath Ledger […]