If bitches in evening gowns are porn to you, then you’ll be happy that Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Taylor Swift, Rosario Dawson, Gisele, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kristen Stewart, Kate Bosworth, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Grace, Ivanka Trump, Donatella Versace, Gwen Stefani, Alex Chung, Eva Mendes, Chanel Iman, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Longoria, Emmy Rossum, Padma Lakshmi, Alba, Kate Hudson, J.Lo, Demi Moore, Jessica Szohr and her pose, Sienna Miller, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, Christina Hendricks, Oprah, Harry Potter’s Girlfriend and other bitches I don’t care about all wore evening gowns to some event called Costume Instute Gala…..something I wasn’t invited to, will never be invited to, but would consider standing outside begging for change, cuz all this pussy in attendance is rich…..

Unfortunately, evening gowns aren’t porn to me, they are too class, conservative and don’t show off enough pussy lip or penetration so I’m guess I just wasted my time with this….so I fucking hope at least one of you can jerk off to at least one of these pictures…

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