I was too busy trying to get AIDS from random seedy girls, to bother flying out to Cannes to try to sneak into these fancy and luxurious full of shit events, I am more into dealing with AIDS by not going to film festivals supporting AIDS, but by convincing hookers who have AIDS to give me a discount on the goods and services provided. See, I care about what matters….these celebrities don’t know shit about needle sharing, unprotected sex, HIV, or maybe they do…I’m talking to you Courtney Love.
Here’s some of the pussy that was there:
Courtney Love….is AIDS…..
Eva Herzigova and Milla Jovovich may have AIDS from working the Sex Trade…That’s what Eastern Europe communist escapees are known for….
Elisabetta Canalis may have AIDS from her prison tattoos she got in prison after getting caught as a hooker…before being George Clooney’s hooker….
Kirsten Dunst may have AIDS because that’s what happens when you don’t shower…you get AIDS
Donatella and Alegra Versace were there cuz they look like they are dying of AIDS…and relate to what the AIDS ward are feeling whenever they look in the mirror….
Ivana Trump may have AIDS from fucking all that dirty money and boy toys she rolls around with all night thanks to a good strategic marriage…
Karolina Kurkova done fix her thyroid and is skinny again….or maybe it is AIDS…
Bar Refaeli doesn’t have AIDS, at least that’s what I tell myself as I’d be down to try to exchange fluids with her, even if she does have aids….
Alessandra Ambrosio was there cuz she probably has AIDS from sharing bathing suits and underwear with Gisele, who may be a tranny from Brazil which comes hand in hand with HIV, it always comes in straight married men….at least that’s what I heard…
Doutzen Kroes was there cuz she probably has AIDS, cuz that’s what happens when you sleep with AFRICA
Gwen Stefani was there cuz she may have AIDS thanks to the many cross dressing men her husband likes raw dogging…
Mischa Barton was there cuz she may have AIDS thanks to unprotected sex while passed out wasted at parties…
Rosario Dawson was there cuz she may have AIDS cuz I saw KIDS and it was based on her life story being a gutter teenage slut….
Michelle Rodriguez was there cuz she is actually a Gay man and statistics are working against her…
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