I don’t remember the last time I was hungover, cuz I always feel this way. I don’t remember the last time I took a shit because I don’t keep track of those things, but the good news is, unlike Farrah Fawcett before she died, I still have my anus. But my shirt was covered in a brown smelling shit like substance…

I was drunk all day, all night, I hate talking about the shit, I’m not proud of it, it is just what I do and here is a less offensive smelling hangover dump.

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