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2022

02

Nov

Juliette Lewis Topless Selfie of the Day

Mariah Carey isn’t the only corpse they take out of the cryogenic freezer and defrost on November 1st, because there are more than one iconic Christmas moments in pop culture….

Which is why I assume Juliette Lewis has decided to bring a topless selfie to the internet, you know, to generate some hype around everyone watching her 15 year old self play Clark Griswald’s daugher in Christmas Vacation, a holiday classic.

Unless she’s just another near 50 year old celebrity who at one time was in all the good movies, so she was really fucking famous and definitely has a legacy or archive of iconic movies she was part of, which probably makes someone sad as they 50 and aren’t as loved, adorned, or hired…..

So they turn to the future, the now, the current, to modernize themsleves and after about a month on social media, they learn what gets hits, what gets views, what gets attention, which is all anyone really wants…and that’s the nude selfie.

It may not be an OnlyFans, she’s pretty much A-List to me, so that won’t happen, but it’s a freebie, arguably decades too late, but I’ll take it….and the truth is, I don’t think I ever found Juliette Lewis hot, clothed or not clothed, young or old, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t think she was worth watching in movies, because she is….it’s not always about the tits, just 99 percent of the time….

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2018

15

Oct

Juliette Lewis Naked Goddess Bush of the Day

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I am a fan of Juliette Lewis. She’s from my era of getting into the movies. From Christmas Vacation, to Cape Fear, to Kalifornia, to Natural Born Killers, to Edward Scissor Hands, no wait that was Winona, this one was in Gilbert Grape, to every single movie she’s ever done…Mixed Nuts, Strange Days, Basketball Diaries…fuck I am turning into IMDB…

She’s pretty much legend status…

Apparently, she’s in this new HBO show by the cunt Lena Dunham, because they keep giving their regulars work, and it’s called Camping, where people go Camping and I guess skinny dip, showing off bush, while I love bush and celebrate all bush…because bush is great and so is this 45 year old’s bush….better than Lena Dunham’s that I am surprised she didn’t write into the script even though she’s not starring in this show…she’s just writing it, you’d just assume she’d be in a bear costume in the woods outside the campground farting with her ass spread as you know she does…

But this isn’t about Lena Dunham, if anything we all need to thank her for writing this nude scene with Juliette Lewis in….we like it.

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2012

24

Aug

Juliette Lewis in Her bikini of the Day

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Juliette Lewis is a monster, but I would fuck the dirty, grimey, smelly, greasy, dying shit out of her, despite the HIV scare that is her pussy.

She just screams “lock me in your fucking basement, because I am wigging the fuck out and need to be tamed”….as she’s smashing her crackhead face against the wall in some bad tripping unstabe rage….all toothless and willing to have her face fucked….because she doesn’t know what the fuck is going on…and for some reason….a reason I call loving crackwhores with money….I love it…..

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2011

16

Nov

Today’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

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So instead of doing a post on each of these bitches to link out to the sites that have the rights to post these pictures….cuz I sure as hell can’t afford to pay the paparazzi their outrageous prices for their shitty pictures….I decided to do a bikini round-up…..

So We’ve got Jessica Sutta, a Pussycat Doll with a Pussy Hugging bikini and some big stripper tits in Miami……Juliette Lewis in a bikini with hard nipples, looking like the crackwhore she’s become, old and tired…..in Mexico….cuz they have good drugs….and then there’s Paris Hilton….in Bali….who I was going to ignore cuz I feel we have the power to make her go away…..but posted anyway…cuz priviledged lives on vapid cunts is ok to watch when they are half named….

So here’s Jessica Sutta in her Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Here’s Juliette Lewis Crackwhore Bikini in Mexico of the Day

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Here’s Paris Hilton…the fucking worst…. Bikini in Bali of the Day

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2011

06

May

Some Juliette Lewis Crackhead Legs of the Day

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I usually spend the time I spend looking at Juliette Lewis on trying to understand her fucked up looking face, which ends up turning into an analysis of how many dude’s she’s fucked, whether she shoots her heroin right into her clit, or if she’s more a speed, meth or crack kind of girl.

I then start wondering how she became an actor, she’s not hot, she looks homeless, or even like Darlene from Roseanne, and so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her body….

Sure, I’ve posted HER BIKINI PICTURES before, but with a face like hers, who has time to focus on her legs…I just get swept up in the idea of finding her in an alley, giving her a few bucks, cumming inside her, and moving on like I do with all the crackwhores…>That’s been her fetish niche all these years….

So I guess today is a new day in Juliette Lewis gawking….from crackwhore fetish to lovely leg fetish…and the whole thing is very confusing.

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2010

08

Dec

Juliette Lewis’ Fit Lookin’ Crackhead Legs of the Day

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I may have no soul, but for some reason I love Christmas, especially the carols. I don’t know what it is, but I can listen to that shit all year round, I can watch the movies all year round, and when everyone is with their families building snowmen and sitting by the fire telling happy memories and stories of Jesus, I’m busy jerking off to Juliette Lewis in her Family Vacation, 16 and awkward looking, the kind of girl who didn’t get fucked in high school but wanted to so bad she’d spend her nights masturbating….I’m hard just thinking about her ugly little face…

Here are her crackhead legs lookin’ fit cuz drug addicts don’t eat 20 years later.

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2010

22

Nov

Juliette Lewis Crackhead Bikini Pics of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Juliette Lewis proving that hard drug use usually results in a pretty skinny and toned body and shit is a lot more fun than going the gym or trying stupid trendy diets like the master cleanse. You never see a fat crackwhore, at least I haven’t when wandering the streets looking for something to try to impregnate on the cheaps even though I know their weak, dying on the inside uteruses can’t sustain our child, that’s probably what makes it so fun, like playing some kind of real life videogame with my dick…

The unfortunate thing in all this is that I can’t help but want to contribute to her ass tattoo with my jizz.

Seriously, I never thought the day I try jerking off to Juliette Lewis and her dirty lookin’ almost 40 would come, but more importantly, I never thought I’d share that low point with anyone, it’s one of those secret people you masturbate and don’t talk about, like when you do it to your sister when she’s changing…If you know what I mean…

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2010

25

May

Juliette Lewis Looks Like She Smells in Concert of the Day

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The real shocking thing in these Juliette Lewis performing pictures is that there was a time when people thought bitch was hot. I remember hearing people talking about how badly they wanted to fuck her and all I ever saw was a manly, Darlene from Roseanne looking freakshow, who had pretty much nothing going for her, other than a hard drug addiction….

She must be in her 40s by now and I guess her music is what pays her bills…but seriously, she looks like something I found in the gutter and offered a can of soup in exchange for head, but what the fuck do I know, maybe this kind of aids shit turns you on…it just scares me and makes me think I should be wearing a condom just looking at this shit…

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2010

05

Apr

Juliette Lewis is a Fucking Wreck of the Day

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Juliette Lewis reminds me of something you’d find living in between Roseanne Barr’s ass cheeks, or maybe something she left in her dirty underwear…she’s seriously on some gutter shit that looks like something you left in a truck stop bathroom after a bout of food poisoning. There is nothing hot about this crackwhore to begin with, so there’s really nothing hot about her when she is unshowered and scratching her ass cuz the fungus gets itchy, but there is something hot about real crackwhores but that’s got more to do with the struggle they face daily to pay for more crack, choosing to give up hygiene for drugs and sucking off stranger cock, but when you see the Hollywood version of the shit, knowing she has millions in the bank, I just see bullshit…and I’m sure the people serving her in these pictures are smelling a whole lot of bullshit…cuz she’s disgusting and disgusting things usually smell…

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2009

05

Feb

Juliette Lewis in Some Mom Shorts on Set of the Day

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Juliette Lewis is still working and here she is on the set of something called Sympathy for Delicious. I didn’t bother looking it up because I figure it’s not going to make a difference and I am lazy, but I do know that I have mixed feelings about this girl. Part of me is disgusted by her because she looks like every cheap hooker I’ve ever seduced with a 20 dollar bill because they were desperate for whatever drug they were addicted to, but at the same time, some of my best times were spent with some of these girls, I think I may have even felt love for the first and only time with one of them. I am not going to get into it because it’s Valentines Day and I like to front like I have no soul, but I will let you know that before she died, every night we spent together was fucking magical, despite how disgusting it smelled. I guess that along with love being blind, it also has a sinus condition that makes it unable to smell too.

That said, here is some rich person, crackwhore wannabe slut on set in some trashy shorts.

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