I just got a bill for the rubber vaginas a company sent me for some product test I could never do for them because my dick doesn’t work. I was thinking about lining them up and having this gay black dude who hangs out in my neighborhood work his magic on them in video and tell us what he thought the best one was, but I ended up taking them out of the box and tried fucking them all by rubbing my useless dick and saggy balls all up on it because I had hope since they didn’t didn’t smell like whatever my wife’s been cooking in her pants the last few years….
I set up a meeting with the fag to see if he could do anything with them and when I pulled them out they were covered in pubes. He didn’t believe me when I said that it must have been something on my floor. Needless to say, that video probably won’t be happening, but fedEX still managed to hit me up with 60 dollars for customs and that makes me cry on the inside.
Whenever I am sad…I just click my links. Since you’re always sad, I expect you to click my links too. Cuddles.
Mandy Moore is a Man
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Here’s a Game Called Pornstar or Popstar. They Are Pretty Much the Same Fucking Thing in My Mind…But The Game’s Worth Playing…
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First Lohan in Rehab Picture
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Some Chick Named Jenny Gilbertson Posing in a Bikini on Video
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Some Dude Reenacts Seinfeld and Plays Every Character Himself
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Heidi Montag’s Boyfriend Didn’t Even Give Her a Real Diamond Ring
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Hidden Camera Show Catches Guys Lookin Up Girls’ Skirts
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Whoose Boobs? – The Chocolate Edition Game
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Selma Blair on the Cover of Dazed Topless
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Paris Hilton Has It Out For Lohan in this Lost Dog Poster She Put Up. I Hate To Admit that this is kinda clever…
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Some Strange Lesbians in Panties Commercial for a Convenience Store
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Paris and Nicky Hilton ask for $500,000 to Host a NYE Party
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Woman Takes a Piss/Shit on the Side of the Street Video
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Some Idiot Tries a Ladder to Pool Trick and Fails.
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Katharine McPhee is Pregnant on the Set of Some Shitty Movie
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Some Bitch Named Emma Griffiths Posing
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Keira Knightley is Posing in Elle Magazine
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Kid Splatters Himself on the Wall
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Danielle Lloyd Taking Her Tits for a Walk
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Some Freak Gets Some Other Freak to Perform Some Freakish Stunt That Could Kill Her
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Some Hot Imports Night Video I May Not Be Into – But You Probably Are
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Jordan’s Black Panty Upskirt
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Britney Spears Hit K-Fed with a Frying Pan
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What the hell is the dude with the Mohawk wearing?
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Jenna Jameson Has Completed her Duck Surgery…Whatever that means…
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10 AIDS Ads from Around the World
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Perez Hilton is a Celebrity Rap Superstar for MTV and I Don’t Fucking Get It…Motherfucker’s Got No Business Being on TV and Should Stick to his Socially Awkward Blog….
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Guy Smashes His Friend with an Ironing Board
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Video of Some Chick Peeing
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They are Saying that Halle Berry is 2 Months Pregnant
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Dude Get Knocked the Fuck Out in Front of Chicks
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Some Girls Showing Their Junk at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Gwen Stefanis is Wet and Slutting Out for Her Perfume Line
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6 Days Til Hayden Panettiere Turns 18
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Britney Spears Hates Her Kids
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Kim Kardashian Has Ass Implants
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Karolina Kurkova and Selita Ebanks together in Pictures Making You Hot and Bothered While Reading My Site. Sick-o.
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Brandon Davis’ Weird Fucking Eye Disorder
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Some Urban Ninja’s Doing Their Urban Ninja Parcour Shit.
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Some Cam Girl Named Renee Doing What Cam Girls Do….
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Some Topless Chick Should Be The New Spokesperson for Coca Cola
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Japanese Porn May Be Pixelated to Block Out The Genitals – But That Shit Doesn’t Hide The Squirt
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I know People Who Get Laid From This and You Could be One of Them
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