The Country Music Awards happened last night and the sluts came out because Country Music went viral now that Diplo has jumped in on the Genre to mooch off it and re-sell to dumb bros who otherwise would hate Country Music…
I have been a country music fan since I was a kid, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, Dolly Parton….Kris Kristofferson, George Jones, Conway Twitter, Kenny Rogers, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, you get what I am saying here…GOOD FUCKING MUSIC….So I don’t need no COUNTRY ROAD shit to remind me of Americana at it’s best….
I have for my entire life fought with girls when asking them “what kind of music do you like”…and their canned “anything but country”….for NO reason other than being a lemur drone fuck saying what she thought she was supposed…
Anyway, now all the idiots are into Country Music, and all the sluts are coming out for Country Music…
Reese Witherspoon, makes sense for her to be here because she is June Carter Cash…
Maren Morris who looks like if Rita Ora was inseminated by Khloe Kardashians sperm and born inside a plastic water bottle.
Kelsea Ballerini in a slutty dress
PINK still around being very white….Aryan Nation looking white…
Miranda Lambert with the tits
Kacey Musgraves Attention Whoring
Carrie Underwood being rich
Halsey using her white side to get into the awards with her big fake tits pushed up to her chin
Gigi Hadid has no business being here..
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