I still call them stewardesses or flying waitresses or air waitresses….not that I fly places, I’m not bougie like that, but I have flown places at least once and on those experiences I was not faced with any hot flight attendants, but rather old, lazy, unionized gossipers who talk down to you in a condescending way, who don’t give you what you ask of them, and who barely work….while collecting far too much money….seriously, every flight I’ve been on has been me hearing the stewardesses, a fat barely fitting down the aisle looking bitch saying “Oh thank god I’m never scheduled with Melissa, I haven’t seen her in years and I love it, I am so glad you’re not Melissa”….instead of getting me a fucking airplane sized bottle of booze…no “I want to fuck this flight attendant”…but lots of “I wonder if she’ll die from the Deep Vein Thrombosis she must have from sitting on planes all the time”.

I have met slutty waitresses and bar tenders over the years and even some strippers who have tapped out of that line work to get into the security of flight attendant work. Plus you can fly everywhere for free…so there are HOT SLUTTY GIRLS out there in the sky.

Someone out there clearly has a Flight Attendant fetish and has scoured the social media to find people who work as flight attendants only to post their sluttier pics in contrast to their work pics…and the whole thing is featured right here in this post…

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