Her name is Linsey Donovan and this girl is hilarious and thus amazing…
Her name is LINSEY DONAVAN, yes she writes her name like my retard ass would write her name if I didn’t know how LINDSAY was spelled, implying that whoever named her was dyslexic as you’d expect.
She also goes by “Bikini Barbie 99” because I guess she was born in 99 which would make her 21….
She’s only got 53k followers on IG, but instagram isn’t everything!
She’s clearly deserving of more because she’s a reminder that girls like this STILL exist…..
Trashy blonde girls who pose with their DUNKIN DONUTS in their FLORIDA ROOM LANAAI, with their damn motorbike…
It’s like Central Florida dreams from the late 90s just ejaculated all over her and turned her into this…..
The good news is that she’s young, she’s skinny, she lives ina. “Million dollar home” alone….and she’s got tits…all while being the level of TRASH you don’t really get the privilege of seeing now that trashy girls are into third wave coffee, organic foods, and the other instagram trends in health and wellness that has turend them into a different kind of muppet looking trash….
While this trash, seems more pure…and this I’m a huge fan. It’s nostalgic.
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