After yesterday’s insane Halloween Hustle, scroll back in the archives to see how fucking awesome I am by putting together all those celeb Halloween pics for you, it was some next level performance by the laziest fucking degenerate loser I know….me…I wasn’t going to bother with more Halloween Content, old news, move on, let’s live in the future and move on with others….but then I came across this Caylee Cowan shit and laughed…that her ass has caught up to her tits….
Caylee Cowan is basically a big titty no one who lives in LA and does the SUGAR BABY hustle FOR SURE. She’s a producer on some shitty documentary, that basically means nothing, she’s been an actress in some shitty movie, another uneventful accomplishment, but she has also been fucking Rick Salomon, the Paris Hilton Sex Tape vendor and pro poker, private jet flying scammer…he’s in his 50s, she’s not, so you know it’s transactional…
Anyway, I love sloppy tits as much as the next guy who was never breast fed, they are great, but they almost ALWAYS come with a sloppy ass, whether it is sloppy at the time or it ends up being sloppy, the fat cells always win….so this is Cowan, doing her best COW impression, it’s her namesake ya’ll..
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