My friend Steve has a weird Track and Field fetish, I guess he discovered that some sports allow women to be long and lean, with strong legs and ass, and sprinting, jumping and pole vaulting seems to be one of the best ways to get a hot body while still being a athletic star, they don’t all need to look like WNBA stars, or the VENUS sisters…the whole bull dyke one dose of testosterone away from having a dick doesn’t apply to all sports….or female athletes!

Anyway, he made a request that when he finally gets his diagnosis that his vaccine brought out cancer or terminal blood clots, he wants to get some college track stars to sit on his face to choke him out.and I guess that’s as good a way to go as any…assuming the vaccine lets you die, I still think it turns you motherfuckers into zombies.

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