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2018

05

Feb

Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day

Naked Olympian Dajana Eitberger

The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow…

The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb…

We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean.

Posted in:Sports

2017

07

Jul

US Women’s National Hockey Naked of the Day

US Women’s National Hockey Team got naked for ESPN….

Reminding us all that Female Hockey players aren’t really anything I’d jerk off to, not in uniform and not really in naked form, but they are still fit, strong legged, have muscular round asses, and could probably put your dick through a real beating…

I am Canadian, so by default I have fucked a women’s hockey player at least once, and she was no longer on the team, more into getting wasted…BUT…she did have muscle memory in her ass…and legs..and she did ride my face with the determination of an Athlete, HOWEVER…when she told me she let the whole hockey team cum inside her one party….I felt…like I could taste that medley of “now in the NHL getting paid”…keep in mind this is CANADA….and I never went back to that Hockey female ass….

These girls are thick…power….not my thing…nudity is my thing and nudity overpowers all.

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2016

07

Jul

Hot Runner Faceplants of the Day

Good times in the most boring, least porny, but those shorts are pretty great – so maybe it is a slutty sport…all those track and field meets – in the locker room, feet young and hormonal people – who can run fast if they get caught…

I still think Summer Olympics suck, and not just because ZIKA virus and high crime rate..but because summer sports..

But when a bitch trying to qualify for the biggest amateur sporting event int he world and she slams on her face with her hot body – I appreciate it….

Posted in:SFW|Sports

2015

26

Nov

Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day

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I have mixed feelings about female rugby players….

Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls…

Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better…

But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”…

So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever…

Posted in:Rugby|SFW|Sports

2015

13

Aug

Tennis Player Tells Other Tennis Player he Fucked His Girlfriend of the Day

Nick Kyrgios is some tennis player that told Stan Wawrinka during a match at the Rogers Cup in Montreal that “I fucked your girlfriend”…

He’s getting fined 10k because the mic picked it up, and figure I’d post pics of the girlfriend he fucked..

Donna Vekic…19 and Croatian…and apparently into fucking all the tennis players…and when you date aN Eastern Eurpean you should know better…

A video posted by Donna Vekic (@donnavekic) on

Posted in:Donna Vekic|Sports|Videos

2013

10

Jul

ESPN Nude Issue of the Day

ESPN has a magazine…and every year they do a nude body issue, I guess it is their answer to the SI Swimsuit issue, but instead of using busty models, who aren’t at all athletic, and if anything represent diabetes more than fitness, like Kate Upton, they use actual athletes….

Not the problem with actual athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is that they are scary, their bodies are too muscular, it’s almost disgusting or masculine, but the good thing about athletes to people who aren’t into fitness is the ability for them to help you move if you were to date one, you know, #NoMoreHeavyLifting….

The other good thing, high testosterone from all the muscles, not in a I wanna fuck a dude, so I’ll go for a girl as close to a dude as possible, but high testosterone on chicks, means high sex drive, couples with health and fitness leads to laying back and being ridden so hard her muscular vagina can rip your dick off…

Here are some of the athletes…Courtney Force, Tarah Gieger, Agnieszka Radwanska, Sydney Leroux….

You may like it or hate it, I am just down with anything naked, I’m a pervert like that…

Posted in:Sports

2013

05

Jul

Tennis Cameltoe of the Day

Female tennis is one of my favorite sports to watch, partially cuz it is a great sport that involves some exciting moments, but mainly cuz they are fit bitches, grunting like they are being fucked hard, while flashing their sweaty panty asses, often times with hard nipples. Not that that’s really a big deal, I have the ability to turn anything into a porno, even the most innocent of things, but female tennis, that shit makes it easy…here’s the proof…I am assuming this is from Wimbeldon, and pretty confident that wherever it is from, it is amazing…

Posted in:Sports

2010

16

Mar

Maria Sharapova Still Playing Tennis of the Day

Maria Sharapova was a big deal a few years ago. Since I’ve stopped following the tennis circuit because I am not a Wasp with a Volvo and white shorts. I do however appreciate any sport where women don’t have to be transformed into dudes to be pro but can still be sexed up in little skirts, with little panties that always end up getting a little wet spot on them by the third set of screaming and moaning like bitch is getting the biggest dick of her fucking life with every serve…

Sure Sharapova isn’t as appealing as she was, but I’m sure there are obsessive compulsive virgins out there who still wear her signature tennis line while jerking off. So l’ll put this out there for them…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Maria Sharapova|Sports|Tennis

2009

18

Jun

Serena Williams and Her Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I am definitely not lookin’ at her titles, bitch, I’m lookin’ the other way, cuz she’s a fuckin’ monster, I mean after I fully take her in and get over the initial shock that a girl can be made like this, like she has a fuckin’ real vagina and everything, it’s on some Chastity Bono shit, but the other way around, because it was a good money makin’ scheme to get them into fuckin’ a woman’s sport and dominate, instead of living life as the biological man she is and just be a construction worker.

I met a girl last night who had high testosterone levels, she only gets her period twice a year and doesn’t look like a dude, isn’t hairy like a dude, but likes to fuck like a dude and all the fuckin’ time like a dude, and it’s the closest thing you get to being a gay couple that never leaves the rooms, except to take their AIDS cocktail, I mean other than bagging this William’s sister.

Speaking of stereotypes, I accidentally called a black chick Rudy Huxtible when I was drunk, cuz she was on that 80s vibe, and she wasn’t impressed.

Posted in:Ironic T-Shirt|Serena Williams|Sports

2007

12

Jun

I am – Serena Williams Bikini Body of the Day

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So to balance out the day, I figured I’d throw up these Serena Williams bikini pictures, even though I linked these fuckers in the stepLINKS last night. If you’re wondering what I mean by balance shit out, I am not talking about throwing this thick piece of ass on a scale to prove that her workout regime has gone totally fucking wrong, I am not really sure what I am talking about, but I was thinking along the lines of since my last 2 posts were of chicks in bikinis, I should give some airtime to dudes in a bikini.

I think it’s safe to say that her boyfriend is wallet fucking her or trying to get ahead in his own career as a possible hip hop MC or some shit and getting in paparazzi pictures is a solid way to promote yourself because there is no way he’s with her because she’s a good fuck or because she’s a gentle lady.

All the masking your sexuality and taking female hormones all because her dad wanted a champion tennis player can make any dude pretty fucking pissed off. I remember this one time I was drunk and passed out at a party and some chick put make up on me. I looked really pretty and felt like I had been raped. Taking away someone’s manhood is probably the worst kind of abuse a person can endure and making bitch live the role so well so that she doesn’t give up the jig when she goes out in public in lady’s bikinis is totally humiliating.

She’s the kind of girl who doesn’t have a vagina, so it’s in the ass everyday and I am not talking about in her ass, I am talking about in your ass. All the hard training and loses in her sport means she’s gotta take her aggression and frustration out somewhere….

I know that everyone is saying that she’s a dude and that it’s a pretty obvious joke. I am sure she’s a nice person who just does too much weight lifting to scare all the dainty tennis chicks off the court. It’s like facing the monster at the end of a video game only the real life version and she makes millions because of it. If I could make millions doing anything, I’d probably do it. If I was creative, I would have come up with a whole other angle, but I’m not creative so suck my dick and while your at it, jerk off to this bitch’s dick. Gaylord.

Posted in:Ass|Beach|Bikini|Jock|Muscles|Serena Williams|Sports|Uncategorized|Unsorted