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2020

26

Mar

This Week in On/Off of the Day

With this self isolation, quarantine, whatever you want to call it as you feel like you’re being duped by society, lied to, robbed of your freedoms, your money, your investment, your everyday life while being forced to stay in your house as the world elite prepares the FEMA concentration camps, thinking it’s 5G, chem trail, microchipping, future….where the rich get rich and we all become their slaves…

A lot of girls are turning over a new leaf and getting naked on the internet to make some money. It’s like a dream come true to those old timers out there who remember watching early internet amateur porn thinking “why don’t hot chicks do this” while the hot chicks were out working at The Gap, or the country club and you were at home jerking off to a computer.

Well, the time has come, where the mainstream hot chicks are finally EDGY and TRASHY and it’s cool to get naked on the internet…to get praise or money or both.

I like to celebrate that turn of events, as someone who remembers hot girls being uptight twats who never got naked unless you got them on the right day, I appreciate where society has gone…I even appreciate the home chillng time to absorb all this home chilling created content.

This is On/Off – the popular “look at me dressed and look at me nude all in one picture”. Enjoy.

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2020

11

Mar

Top 9 Reddit Titty Drops of the Day

In a tale as old as time, girls love to flash their tits. So why bother with boring celebrity’s living their boring celebrity life, all contrived and uneventful, while trying to be eventful….when really all I care about is the titties.

It’s the time to only pay attention to regular girls being whores on the internet rather than the highly paid women being whores on the internet and here’s my top 9 reddit titty drops of the day….because fuck 10.

Fuck celebrities when you can fuck real girls…

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2020

10

Mar

Some Reddit ON/OFF of the Day

I’ve been looking around at nude photoshoots to see if there’s anything good out there and I find it all pretty boring, so instead I figured I’d treat you to girls of reddit self promoting their tits to try to monetize them, or just doing this for clout….with this week’s ON/OFF compilation.

I figure it’s a hit and real girls on reddit are more interesting than manufactured bullshit models, plus they all have to be 18+ to post these on reddit, so it’s not some TikTok where you feel ashamed at what you are doing to yourself watching real girls dance, knowing they could be underage…..because I’m sure shame is something you feel never during your times of creepiness…you sick fuck…

Real girls are obviously the future of “hotness” and I don’t know if that’s a good thing, but I can’t see how anything that devalues hot chicks could be a bad thing…ECONOMICS man…supply/demand….all these bitches will officially price themselves down to being worthless…with too much supply, no more demand and their nudes will live on forever as they go try to get real jobs.

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2019

15

Nov

BUTTS FOR FREE BONER SPRAY of the Day

I don’t know if you pay attention to the site, but I assume you don’t, because you’re an asshole….but I have been promoting / partnered up with / a BONER SPRAY to give all you old fucks with or without ED (erectile dysfunction no eating disorders like you were some kind of broken girl)…..the GIFT OF A BONER…

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The claims / testimonials are pretty fucking wild, they say that this will make you feel like a teenager, or a pornstar, giving you the ability to fuck…fuck harder…fuck longer…fuck more often…gifting whoever you are fucking, whether it is your wife, girlfriend, random hookup, or hooker you are paying with something less humiliating than they are used to getting from you…or maybe you need more boners for your virtual girlfriend you met on a cam site who is scamming you out of your money with her patreon…you know…because boners are the only reason to live and when our health and age takes that from us…things get bad…but BONER SPRAY IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

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2019

08

Nov

Girl with Buds for Veterans Day of the Day

Boston Hempire Veterans Day

It is Veterans Day on Monday, so let’s show some support for our troops….(I am not in the USA, we call it Remembrance Day, but we can still support troops)…

We partnered up with BOSTON HEMPIRE CLICK HERE

You may not know anything about BOSTON HEMPIRE because you don’t click the damn banners on the site…I SEE YOU MOOCH with your adblock software…

They are an awesome company selling HEMP buds you can smoke. So you can smoke your CBD like it was weed, without getting high, but while getting all the benefits of CBD…sounds fun.

I am a Daily CBD user and thus a fucking believer that it can help with pain, aches, stress, insomnia, anxiety, panic attacks and PTSD….something I am sure many surviving troops are dealing with…you can’t be exposed to that shit without having PTSD…

I was told by a big titty hard nippled nurse in the dog park, despite not having my dog with me, because I am that guy, that everyone has PTSD…we all have Trauma…and if you don’t believe me, read every millennials caption on her IG post…or every #metoo post…trauma over used maybe…but real..and not as overused as prescription pills..

I remember going to the clinic with dizzy spells, asthma attacks, heart attacks, or what I thought was heart attacks…on three or four different occasion…and I left with uppers and downers and all kinds of brain pills from doctors who didn’t know me…

So here are people blindly buying into this shit, when there are natural options..and I believe in CBD helping with all your mental health issues on veterans day…or everyday…

Remember, these people are heroes going out there putting their life on the fucking line for a cause they have little or no control over…with the idea that it is for the better of the country….and it is important to pay tribute to them because we don’t fucking do anything but sit on our asses, drinking and eating sugary fast foods, reaping the rewards of their bravery in fighting the good fight for us…


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2019

31

Oct

Bet on the UFC of the Day

I don’t watch UFC because I am not a bro fuck who does HGH and watches ROGAN where I learn important trends about health and wellness so that I can annoy everyone around me with knowledge from the actual experts about things like celery juice, intermittent fasting, kettle bell workouts, fucking ONNIT with that Aubry Marcus rich kid bro, Keto Diet, micro-dosing and other bro shit…

I just find dude on dude half naked queer, which people have called me queer for thinking it’s a sexual thing, like only a queer would find that queer, where real men know it’s fucking skill…and it really isn’t so much the dudes fighting being queer, it’s the dude watching with excitement that is queer…

The only way to beat that queer over/under tone is to make the over/under about betting on the winner…make the fight about you, your bank account, your game…by Betting !

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What I know about this fight, other than that UFC is queer to watch, is from my UFC friend who says that Jorge Masvidal – Ghetto Jesus – or Street Jesus – did the fastest knockout in UFC history by running across the ring and KOed a motherfucker in the most epic…it went Viral,

Here’s a vid of the Knockout – Fear Factor Bitch..

Jorge Masvidal was a backyard fighter with Kimbo Slice, RIP, the porn bodyguard turned backyard fighting sensation on early internet…

Here’s a vid:

So then Nate Diaz, who is a big name and who fought Conor McGregor in some hyped fight, decided to call out the only Gangster in the game….Dana White saw dollars and created the Bad Motherfucker Belt…which they are fighting for…then Nate Diaz got caught with illegal/contraband chemicals in his urine….which caused issues/drama…but it got resolved when they said there were no chemicals in his urine…big drama….

Now, Donald Trump is Showing Up…The Rock is Putting the Bad Motherfuck Belt on the winner…and you assholes gotta bet NOW…fight is on Saturday… Bet NOW!!

How about some Ariany Celeste…the old hang den mother of the UFC girls…who I assume still does UFC shit…despite being in her 40s..and totally mismanaged by her manager…when you’re the pussy on the biggest sport in the world…you should have a far better career than she’s got….

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2019

16

Oct

Bet On NFL’s Thursday Night Football with MyBookie of the Day

Our latest partner is MyBookie….one of the best sports sites in the fucking world…cuz you can make money doing what you fucking love. I’ve met professional sports betters…it is a thing…and you should get in on it because it may be your calling…Start Betting Now.

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I don’t do sports, but I realize you’re all a bunch of simple minded dudes looking for tits, and thus probably really like sports. It speaks to your fucking soul and seeing dudes in tights get paid millions of dollars to bring a ball over a line while millions of people watch…as simplistic and retarded as it may be…instills an emotional reaction in the core of who you are…kinda gay…but you can’t help it you were born that way..

So as you and your family or friends sit together to watch any and all NFL games you can, getting fatter and fatter while the leagues make more and more money – you should be more ambitious, enterprising, money motivated…and you should be making a game out of the game yourself….you know trying to make money, testing your luck and your skill in predicting wins or losses…and GETTING paid for your useless knowledge of a useless thing…

It just makes the whole fanatic fan weirdness less fucking weird…

Which is why we partnered with MyBookie…it is to encourage you to stop being a passive loser watching others win, even while losing….and to get you to sign up and start betting on sports…what is the worst that can happen? You go broke and fucking lose the house, your life and end up medicating on the street corner addicted to crack…maybe…but chances are you’ll just have more fun watching the lame, queer sports you watch and love already because having skin in the game is better than having an erection watching the game for no real reason…other than your weirdo sexuality…and I guess it is better than having skin in your nightside table from the one time you had sex with a girl and she happened to be peeling from too long session at the tanning salon / cuz you murdered her and kept a trophy….

So Thursday Night Football is upon us…it is already Week 7…and the game is just around the corner like Christmas / me trying to creep on your girl when she’s showering… The game is: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos –

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I figure the best way to do this sports thing, is the only way I know how, by showcasing the only component of sports I like….the slutty Cheerleaders….

So here are the top 5 Cheerleaders from each team, and to be honest it was hard to find even 5 on each teams roster…cuz cheerleaders are actually pretty bunk…

Kansas City Chiefs



Denver Broncos



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Here are their cheerleaders….


Washington Redskins



San Francisco 49ers



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In the making of this very interesting article…we read the schedule wrong…so here are cheerleaders from two other teams because you can never have too many cheerleaders to diffuse how queer sports really are….

Minnesota Vikings



Arizona Cardinals



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2019

11

Oct

Girls Dabbing for Huni (badger) of the Day

I know, I called myself DrunkenStepfather in the 90s….and I drink daily….but that doesn’t mean weed isn’t wonderful and magical and an aid to that drunkeness and all the damage drunk does to you….

That is why our partners are often in the business of weed…cuz we are supporters of that world….

I don’t know if you all smoke weed, but if you do…you should dab. Concentrates get you high as fuck because they are concentrates. If you didn’t already figure that out….

If you don’t smoke weed, you should smoke weed. It is nature’s medicine…that has just had a lot of really terrible marketing by the Big pharma that wants your money. Shit is anti-inflammatory, it’s relaxing, it helps your sex drive, and it fucks you up…basically all the good things of alcohol without turning you into an asshole…

That’s not to say that you shouldn’t be a drunk, it’s just to say you should add it to your arsenal for good times…

It always amazes me that weed was once illegal. A plant with so much power, that grows in all climates easily, that anyone and everyone can do, and that you basically pull bud off without any fucking processing, to smoke and get all the results you are looking for…illegal? Who let that happen? Probably the same guy who approved Taxation…

Anyway, Dabbing, is usually very complicated process, that requires torches, and glass bongs, basically making you look like a crackhead..

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These are girls using their product, not being slutty, but that’s not the point perv….the point is giving you some information that will improve your life man…


Here is a fall video showcasing the best way to smoke your dabs with Huni Badger, from Jesaka

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2018

04

Dec

Grondyke Pheromone Soap is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in atheudience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t lesbian that the world fucking loves, so we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…

Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at Grondyke Soap Company ….who are giving you a 15% discount using code STEPSOAP15….

You have probably seen their banners on the site, maybe you’ve even clicked them…..what you may not know about them is that what they are doing is pretty brilliant…

They have taken scientifically proven Pheromones and added them to their soap. Traditionally Pheromones have been a cologne…so this is a way to come across as attractive to the ladies while taking your everyday shower….I assume you’re already washing so it’s a swap of the bar and benefit from the results…

Their Slogan is Get Clean to Get Dirty, which is good cuz girls don’t Like Un-showered Dick….and will like the smell of your showered dick so much they jump on it.

I know you have people in your life who can benefit from this, or even just the novelty of it. It’s a great gift all around…..

Their signature line is the DURDEN – named after your boy TYLER from Fight Club and the signature formula of Pheromones that amplifies alpha status, masculinity, charisma, mischief, attractiveness, dominance without aggression….so I suggest you get that one….and test it out to see if it works for yourself….it’s hardly an investment and I can guarantee that if you use it, you’ll get your dick wet.

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Here are a bunch of babes taking a shower all lathered up and it’s amazing



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2018

26

Nov

Get Yourself some KRATOM of the Day

We’ve partered up with our friends at CLUB13 to celebrate Cyber Monday, with a brand that has been around since 1999.

If you don’t know much about KRATOM, I don’t really either. It’s a new concept to me, but my initial research, that isn’t scientific research, I’m a titty blogger, has concluded that it helps people get off opiates, as long as they aren’t taking the opiates while trying to get off the opiates.

It’s a natural botanical product, and CLub13 source it from the best possible sources, they test it for impurities, mould, heavy metals, etc…and they bring it to you in a line of pure Kratom Extract….in a variety of forms…

I can’t tell you much other than it is from tropical evergreen tree in the coffee family native to Southeast Asia where it has been used in traditional medicines since at least the nineteenth century.

They say it relives pain, enhances mood, increases focus, gives energy and has an uplifting effect.

They say it’s a good way to get off opiates…but research it for yourself….

I do know that the opiate crisis is real, and despite not being sympathetic to any addicts, I do believe big pharma is to blame, I think the medical system is fucked, and I think people NEED to go to jail for getting the highly addictive opiates into the system…from the manufacturers to the low level pharmacists…and distributers…they are to fucking blame…it’s not a fucking joke, people are dying and they knew what they were doing when prescribing this shit…it’s dark fucking times…people, lots of people are dying…and it’s all big pharma’s fault…

So I always turn to nature for an answer, not because I am a hippie, but because I don’t believe the assholes in the corporations clearly out there for profit and not to actually help people….

So do your fucking research and when you’re ready to buy, visit Club13. They have POWDERS , CAPSULES

Here’s Joe Rogan talking about it….because Rogan is your bro hero…

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