With this self isolation, quarantine, whatever you want to call it as you feel like you’re being duped by society, lied to, robbed of your freedoms, your money, your investment, your everyday life while being forced to stay in your house as the world elite prepares the FEMA concentration camps, thinking it’s 5G, chem trail, microchipping, future….where the rich get rich and we all become their slaves…

A lot of girls are turning over a new leaf and getting naked on the internet to make some money. It’s like a dream come true to those old timers out there who remember watching early internet amateur porn thinking “why don’t hot chicks do this” while the hot chicks were out working at The Gap, or the country club and you were at home jerking off to a computer.

Well, the time has come, where the mainstream hot chicks are finally EDGY and TRASHY and it’s cool to get naked on the internet…to get praise or money or both.

I like to celebrate that turn of events, as someone who remembers hot girls being uptight twats who never got naked unless you got them on the right day, I appreciate where society has gone…I even appreciate the home chillng time to absorb all this home chilling created content.

This is On/Off – the popular “look at me dressed and look at me nude all in one picture”. Enjoy.

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In a tale as old as time, girls love to flash their tits. So why bother with boring celebrity’s living their boring celebrity life, all contrived and uneventful, while trying to be eventful….when really all I care about is the titties.

It’s the time to only pay attention to regular girls being whores on the internet rather than the highly paid women being whores on the internet and here’s my top 9 reddit titty drops of the day….because fuck 10.

Fuck celebrities when you can fuck real girls…

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I’ve been looking around at nude photoshoots to see if there’s anything good out there and I find it all pretty boring, so instead I figured I’d treat you to girls of reddit self promoting their tits to try to monetize them, or just doing this for clout….with this week’s ON/OFF compilation.

I figure it’s a hit and real girls on reddit are more interesting than manufactured bullshit models, plus they all have to be 18+ to post these on reddit, so it’s not some TikTok where you feel ashamed at what you are doing to yourself watching real girls dance, knowing they could be underage…..because I’m sure shame is something you feel never during your times of creepiness…you sick fuck…

Real girls are obviously the future of “hotness” and I don’t know if that’s a good thing, but I can’t see how anything that devalues hot chicks could be a bad thing…ECONOMICS man…supply/demand….all these bitches will officially price themselves down to being worthless…with too much supply, no more demand and their nudes will live on forever as they go try to get real jobs.

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It is Veterans Day on Monday, so let’s show some support for our troops….(I am not in the USA, we call it Remembrance Day, but we can still support troops)…

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I am a Daily CBD user and thus a fucking believer that it can help with pain, aches, stress, insomnia, anxiety, panic attacks and PTSD….something I am sure many surviving troops are dealing with…you can’t be exposed to that shit without having PTSD…

I was told by a big titty hard nippled nurse in the dog park, despite not having my dog with me, because I am that guy, that everyone has PTSD…we all have Trauma…and if you don’t believe me, read every millennials caption on her IG post…or every #metoo post…trauma over used maybe…but real..and not as overused as prescription pills..

I remember going to the clinic with dizzy spells, asthma attacks, heart attacks, or what I thought was heart attacks…on three or four different occasion…and I left with uppers and downers and all kinds of brain pills from doctors who didn’t know me…

So here are people blindly buying into this shit, when there are natural options..and I believe in CBD helping with all your mental health issues on veterans day…or everyday…

Remember, these people are heroes going out there putting their life on the fucking line for a cause they have little or no control over…with the idea that it is for the better of the country….and it is important to pay tribute to them because we don’t fucking do anything but sit on our asses, drinking and eating sugary fast foods, reaping the rewards of their bravery in fighting the good fight for us…

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I don’t watch UFC because I am not a bro fuck who does HGH and watches ROGAN where I learn important trends about health and wellness so that I can annoy everyone around me with knowledge from the actual experts about things like celery juice, intermittent fasting, kettle bell workouts, fucking ONNIT with that Aubry Marcus rich kid bro, Keto Diet, micro-dosing and other bro shit…

I just find dude on dude half naked queer, which people have called me queer for thinking it’s a sexual thing, like only a queer would find that queer, where real men know it’s fucking skill…and it really isn’t so much the dudes fighting being queer, it’s the dude watching with excitement that is queer…

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What I know about this fight, other than that UFC is queer to watch, is from my UFC friend who says that Jorge Masvidal – Ghetto Jesus – or Street Jesus – did the fastest knockout in UFC history by running across the ring and KOed a motherfucker in the most epic…it went Viral,

Here’s a vid of the Knockout – Fear Factor Bitch..

Jorge Masvidal was a backyard fighter with Kimbo Slice, RIP, the porn bodyguard turned backyard fighting sensation on early internet…

Here’s a vid:

So then Nate Diaz, who is a big name and who fought Conor McGregor in some hyped fight, decided to call out the only Gangster in the game….Dana White saw dollars and created the Bad Motherfucker Belt…which they are fighting for…then Nate Diaz got caught with illegal/contraband chemicals in his urine….which caused issues/drama…but it got resolved when they said there were no chemicals in his urine…big drama….

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How about some Ariany Celeste…the old hang den mother of the UFC girls…who I assume still does UFC shit…despite being in her 40s..and totally mismanaged by her manager…when you’re the pussy on the biggest sport in the world…you should have a far better career than she’s got….

Remember to Bet NOW!!

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I know, I called myself DrunkenStepfather in the 90s….and I drink daily….but that doesn’t mean weed isn’t wonderful and magical and an aid to that drunkeness and all the damage drunk does to you….

That is why our partners are often in the business of weed…cuz we are supporters of that world….

I don’t know if you all smoke weed, but if you do…you should dab. Concentrates get you high as fuck because they are concentrates. If you didn’t already figure that out….

If you don’t smoke weed, you should smoke weed. It is nature’s medicine…that has just had a lot of really terrible marketing by the Big pharma that wants your money. Shit is anti-inflammatory, it’s relaxing, it helps your sex drive, and it fucks you up…basically all the good things of alcohol without turning you into an asshole…

That’s not to say that you shouldn’t be a drunk, it’s just to say you should add it to your arsenal for good times…

It always amazes me that weed was once illegal. A plant with so much power, that grows in all climates easily, that anyone and everyone can do, and that you basically pull bud off without any fucking processing, to smoke and get all the results you are looking for…illegal? Who let that happen? Probably the same guy who approved Taxation…

Anyway, Dabbing, is usually very complicated process, that requires torches, and glass bongs, basically making you look like a crackhead..

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These are girls using their product, not being slutty, but that’s not the point perv….the point is giving you some information that will improve your life man…

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