Bet on the UFC of the Day

2019

Oct

I don’t watch UFC because I am not a bro fuck who does HGH and watches ROGAN where I learn important trends about health and wellness so that I can annoy everyone around me with knowledge from the actual experts about things like celery juice, intermittent fasting, kettle bell workouts, fucking ONNIT with that Aubry Marcus rich kid bro, Keto Diet, micro-dosing and other bro shit…

I just find dude on dude half naked queer, which people have called me queer for thinking it’s a sexual thing, like only a queer would find that queer, where real men know it’s fucking skill…and it really isn’t so much the dudes fighting being queer, it’s the dude watching with excitement that is queer…

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What I know about this fight, other than that UFC is queer to watch, is from my UFC friend who says that Jorge Masvidal – Ghetto Jesus – or Street Jesus – did the fastest knockout in UFC history by running across the ring and KOed a motherfucker in the most epic…it went Viral,

Here’s a vid of the Knockout – Fear Factor Bitch..

Jorge Masvidal was a backyard fighter with Kimbo Slice, RIP, the porn bodyguard turned backyard fighting sensation on early internet…

Here’s a vid:

So then Nate Diaz, who is a big name and who fought Conor McGregor in some hyped fight, decided to call out the only Gangster in the game….Dana White saw dollars and created the Bad Motherfucker Belt…which they are fighting for…then Nate Diaz got caught with illegal/contraband chemicals in his urine….which caused issues/drama…but it got resolved when they said there were no chemicals in his urine…big drama….

Now, Donald Trump is Showing Up…The Rock is Putting the Bad Motherfuck Belt on the winner…and you assholes gotta bet NOW…fight is on Saturday… Bet NOW!!

How about some Ariany Celeste…the old hang den mother of the UFC girls…who I assume still does UFC shit…despite being in her 40s..and totally mismanaged by her manager…when you’re the pussy on the biggest sport in the world…you should have a far better career than she’s got….