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If you’ve left your house in the last 5-6 years, you will know that there are vape stores on every block. You may have asked yourself why there are vape stores on every block. I just assumed that in Canada it was in preparation for the legalization of weed, but as it turns out, it’s because everyone seems to fucking love vapes….

I have been in these vape stores with smokers trying to quit cigarettes getting their nicotine juice, I have been in these stores with stoners trying to get different ways to get high on their WEED and I get it…why smoke anything the traditional way, when you can do it the technologically advanced way.

I was talking to a woman the other day and she told me that actual cigarettes are taxed so hard in canada that they are close to 20 dollars a pack. When I used to smoke, they were 4 dollars a pack. That’s crazy enough for me to suggest to smokers out there to make the transition…like Bruce Jenner…but less gay…

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CBD, Our Knight In Shinning Armor: Pain Re-Leaf (without failing a drug test)

That is why we’ve partnered up with My Natural CBD. They are giving you a Discount…

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CBD is amazing and has saved my life. This hemp plant extract, which can be taken in every form imaginable. I’ll say the pain management has helped me with pain I’ve accumulated from typing this site all day…hands all and elbows all arthritic and weak from typing nonsense you don’t read…forcing me to rub myself down in CBD every night, like you rub yourself down, but different, because this actually works….and improves my life…and doesn’t make me feel like the pathetic loser you are….

I don’t have to become an opiate addict and can live as normal a life as I can…not that anything about me is normal…but I’m not a junky and it’s because of CBD…So I’ve been on a quest to find the best CBD out there. I’ve tried them all and will keep trying them all…

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I recommend the CBD Tincture …..why…because I want to…that’s why…and because I’m a tincture kind of guy…

They also have an amazing looking Vape Pen….CBD Vape Pen

For those of you that need instant pain relief, and already love vaping, I recommend the vape pen. It is way more adventurous. The CBD gets into your system much faster than with things you eat, and it starts easing pain and anxiety within minutes. Completely nicotine free and with a bunch of good-for-you botanicals in it. It’s the only form of smoking that is healthy.

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Nymph Soft Moving Finger Vibrator is the Sex Toy of the Day

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I am a huge fan of sex toys, and have been watching girls use sex toys for as long as I can remember, maybe even before there was technological advancements in sex toys, back when they’d put random household objects up in them, like hair brushes, toothbrushes, phallus vegetables, and even candles.

There’s something magical about seeing a woman get herself off, helping a woman get herself off, or getting yourself off the most efficient way….The orgasm is a magical thing.

Today’s sex toy of the day is the NYMPH

Here are some details on the NYMPH…

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT:

It is designed for couples, with 3 massage fingers, the extra hand, or the right hand in all your pleasure needs….or if you hate other people, just use it on yourself. It’s not queer to feel good.

Some other details from their site…you naughty naughty person…

Sounds like a win for me….do it for yourself, your partner, the environment….do it for the orgasm…plus it looks like some weird alien found at the bottom of the sea…which is far more user friendly than something that looks like a horse cock…

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If you read the site, you’ll know that I don’t smoke weed, it gives me anxiety, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t smoke weed, and it doesn’t mean that I’m not a fucking burn out without the weed.

You’ll also know that I promote my friends at MileHighPipes.com …

I write:

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Because I support the weed culture, smoking weed, and feel like a natural product or even an unnatural product that we want to consume should be our right. I actually think the government in Canada getting involved in the Weed business is going to be a disaster cuz Governments getting involved in anything is taking away our freedoms….

I wouldn’t say I’m an activist, or care that much, but if I can help you burn outs out there get a good deal on new ways to enjoy your favorite thing…then that is what I am going to do…because you and me, we’re in this together…

I figure I love girls who smoke….I jerk off to girls who smoke everyday…in a van….parked by the park where girls smoke…it’s exciting to me…

So what better way to celebrate my friends at MileHighPipes.com ….than to post a bunch of girls smoking..since we’re all perverts and it’s clickbait we can all understand…

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Hey Perverts…Do you know what you need…a Hand Free Male Masturbator so that you can keep your hands busy searching for the best pics of your high school girlfriend’s now married vacation pics…I know why social media got so popular you perverts wanting to see people in your real life in bikini…for masturbation purposes is why.

So for under 20 dollars, you can be fucking something that probably feels good, if you put shame and dignity aside…I mean we are in the future where technology allows us to replace women and their annoying and expensive ways with a nice feeling lifelike pussy and mouth…so long as you get over the whole washing it out.

I mean I had a rubber pussy once, I actually have a box full, and one night I decided to fuck it….only to realize it felt amazing and I knew it would be a problem, but I didn’t think the real problem would be busting inside it and having to hose it fucking down…only to be walked in on by my roomate at the time’s girlfriend…who decided to snap a pic off and show everyone they invited in….

It’s one of those small prices to pay for masturabtion made better I guess…and once I owned it…I realized that all those people were just jealous of my confidence in myself to fuck a masturbator….a prosthetic without looking to themselves to realize that they to are capable for fucking anything and everything….and a lot of them had…just not opening in conversation.

It was the pre internet / jerking off was seen as a loser thing to do…even though everyone was doing it….

If you’re not into Male Masturbators…you can always get yourself the best vibrating cock ring …that I don’t know from experience, because I don’t fuck with cock rings, but one of my longest running advertisers was one back in 2004…..the same year I gave up on erections and turned to blogging…but I hear they are good, and give your girl a little clit stimulation, assuming you have a girl….which you probably don’t so you can just use it on yourself…or wear it out in public, you know test it out because maybe they are the secret formula I need. Why don’t you try them out for me…maybe wear one to work, or to the gym to really get it’s intended impact.

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We have partnered up with our homies who bring you bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes ….they go by the name MILE HIGH but you don’t need to buy any flights or fuck in the bathroom of jets to get cred…you just need to SHOW with them…

I am not into the whole smoking thing, I haven’t smoked weed since I accidentally smoked PCP in the 90s and had a freak out, like a college girl who drank too much sambuca, shit becomes toxic to you by affiliation to that bad experience and making it never my thing, but it seems like the only people who can tolerate me in person are stoned…so I am around it a lot and I feel like a drunk but honorary stoner…who knows all the tools needed to get right fucking high.

Not to mention, with weed being legalized in Canada, I must follow the direction of the government and get into the weed thing, as they try to control a plant, by making it federally legal, for the entire country to give them more of our money by taxing something you can all grow in your backyard…you know since it’s the gateway drug.

So I’ve been doing some research…..

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