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2020

16

Apr

Girls in Underwear in Quarantine of the Day

Girls are posting pics of their panties on the internet during Quarantine because they are bored and I guess into being cheeky and fun by flashing their panties…you know dipping a toe in being naughty..

I am not against women in their underwear or the pics they take of themselves in underwear, I find it great.

I just find it silly that no matter how old we get, we are still like a bunch of kids or retards, which is basically the same fucking thing…

You know just a group of horny idiots just wanting to jerk off or be jerked off to…clearly the basic HUMAN instinct…while people pretend to be civilized they are all run by their genitals.

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2020

15

Apr

Frontline Healthcare Workers Being Slutty of the Day

I don’t know why, but this girls in scrubs being wild thing is starting to become a fetish.

Not all the nurses going wild are created equally, some are fat and disgusting slobs, but I am fascinated to see these women uploading content of themselves on the job in various acts of slutty.

It just reaffirms my position that nurses are the sex workers of the health care industry, there to appease doctors, in hopes of homewrecking and stealing that doctor life. I mean why else would anyone want to work with sick people at a fraction of the pay of a doctor, doing more work than the doctor, it’s just insane…there’s a bigger opportunity there.

It is also crazy to me that people will take slutty pics from work, like if I worked with ANY of these people I’d know “hey, isn’t that Melinda from the third floor”….I mean they don’t do a very good job being anonymous.

Obviously they want to be seen, that’s the whole point…stress relief, perversion, whatever…I like it…even when I don’t really like what I am looking at…it’s a higher concept kind of like…

Just doing my part to support our “heroes”…

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2020

10

Apr

Slutty Nurses of the Day

My favorite thing about COVID was discovering that nurses are fucking sluts who get naked on the internet from work for a release, attention, to build fans, or to give dudes a helping hand.

I always just assumed that nurses were the strippers of the health care system, and that many strippers I’ve met whilst getting lap dances were in Nursing School, because I guess it’s basically the same job…tend to people in some slutty outfit like SCRUBS…it’s practically doing a lap dance.

I also know that nurses love to fuck doctors, married doctors, to homewreck and get that doctor life, so it’s a gateway to sugar babying, which I guess stripping is too.

SO ultimately, this isn’t all that shocking, but it’s been fun to watch what they’ve been creating on the job or when getting home after the job.

Celebrate the heroes on the front line like your politicians want you to…as you jerk off to these slutty nurses….

There is SO much slutty nurse content, we’re able to do 3-4 posts a week on this slutty nurse shit, it’s pretty exciting times, at least in nurse fetish amateur porn…

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2020

10

Apr

On/Off Round-Up of the Day

Online sex work is through the fucking roof, reaching new highs, as people get more and more desperate for cash and realize getting naked on the internet is their true fucking calling…

So ass the masses try to recruit subscribers, they use social media and reddit and other sites to try to find people to pay them monthly, despite their posting their nudes every fucking day on these platforms.

I guess guys like to feel they are helping, they like the one on one experience, it’s their way to feel like a baller sugar daddy, even though you are one of 1000s.

Point being, one of the popular “LOOK AT ME NOW” trends, along with being a sex worker, if not now than when, it’s the perfect storm for you to launch your career as transactional masturbation….is the On / Off..

Simple, girl in clothes, girl out of clothes, compare.

Some people say the clothing makes them look better, I personally like to know what is hiding under the clothing and these are some of the best On/Offs being produced of the week.

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2020

09

Apr

Girls of Quarantine of the Day

This is a compilation of girls entertaining themselves, or entertaining us, with their Quarantine Tits….and I guess some pussy.

Maybe they are trying to recruit subscribers to their DIY porn channels, that will not only carry them through the recession, but will likely make them more money than they make in a year, in a month, because dudes are perverts and will throw 5 dollars at some homegrown amateur looking whore to access her exclusive content, and a bunch of 5 dollars adds the fuck up…

Maybe they are just exhibitionists who do it for free…but whatever they are, they’re naked on the internet HASHTAGGING quarantine so it’s a nice glimpse into the human experience during dark, stay at home, we’re all more perverted and trashy than ever….times.

I mean, it’s crazy to me that every single woman out there has turned into some level of a sex worker, it’s mainstream and trendy. I always thought most girls would be inclined to be decent, wholesome, respectable…but luckily I was wrong and we’re all a bunch of slutty fucking perverts with weird fetishes….like having strangers rank your tits or asshole.

The interesting thing in all this is that clearly not all quarantits are created equally and I’m amazed some of these people were bold enough to post them, but I guess the feedback they get is enough to keep them going in these dark times, because what’s good to me, is not what’s good to the average loser pervert from her hometown who wants to fuck…..girls have options no matter how nasty they are.

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2020

09

Apr

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

As you’re all going nuts in your houses, because you actually need to experience your family….or deal with your loneliness without major distraction…as you watch all the streaming services you can….eating snacks that may or may not be contaminated…social distancing despite knowing you’ll likely get the virus and likely survive the virus….as you blame the government and 5G for ruining your fucking life, even though ti’s only been a few weeks off, like a perpetual snowday as a an adult…sounds awesome to me….

Then there’s your whole stock markets on the rise, despite millions of people being unemployed, and companies not actually operating, but I guess worth more now that they got rid of the fat, not that I know the stock market, but all I hear is positive news from that front…

Nurses are still on the essential work front lines, that’s what they go to school for and they can’t really dip out now, at least not until their premium snapchat subscriptions come with benefits like medical insurance, which is likely why they do the nursing thing on the sidelines…

As they feel like heroes, their stress levels up, their confidence levels up, they are heroes you know…on the front lines…you know….

The best way to celebrate, or distract, or stress release…is exhibitionism.

That is why I’ve compiled some updated pics of slutty nurses being slutty for you to jerk off to as they go to work and risk their lives for this fight against the virus….

Whether you are offended that girls are doing this on the clock, in healthcare, which is gross…or if you find it hot because it’s gross…it is happening and that I guess is the HUMAN experience.

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2020

03

Apr

The Best 32 Titty Drops of the Week of the Day

Here’s a fucking bandwidth hog for you and my server bill, you ungrateful fucks, spending your money on subscriptions to whores, instead of giving me your money for putting this together for you, you mooch pieces of fucking shit…

It’s called TITTY DROP…30 girls who felt the need to slowly pull their shirt up so that their fat titties drop like your balls never did.

We like tits, we like girls doing titty performances with their tits, so we encourage this mesmorizing, hypnotic titty play.

I figure if you got tits, what the fuck else do you have to do with yourself….get out there and take pics and videos and gifs of your tits…

Stop with the TikTok Dances…bring the tits…

To see the rest of the awesome TITTY DROPS….CLICK MORE…

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2020

01

Apr

Naughty Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

Essential workers are key, I am just surprised so many of them are exhibitionists, who deal with the stress of the front lines, tits out in selfies they send to friends and post to the internet for feedback….maybe it’s part of caring, being inclined to care for people in dark times, or all times, and their instinct to help that got them in the nursing to begin with, is the same instinct to care for a man’s sexual needs…or maybe they are just perverts…who get off showing off….

But nursing is the sex work of the healthcare system, if anything a lot of nurses worked in sex work when going to nurse school, as a backup plan for that real job when stripping was over, I mean great sugar daddy potential in a hospital I guess…

Either way, or heroes, on the front lines, being weird, being fetishes for you nurse uniform loving perverts with a nurse fetish cuz you like all the germs on you.

April Fools…

Nurse videos if you click more…

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2020

30

Mar

Weird Instagram of the Day

I avoid social media, now more than ever, thanks to everyone being a whining cunt on the internet, and me being totally uninterested in what any of those whining cunts have to say…but I occasionally come across some bullshit, like this account called @BREAST_CANCER_AWARENESS

I respect the pervert’s hustle, and for the longest time I wanted to put a breast cancer charity toolbar at the top of the site, to show how much I donated to breast cancer charities with the site, to justify all the tits I was posting and to pretend to advertisers that I wasn’t a smut peddler, but instead an activist, philathropist, fighting the good fight against our big enemy, breast cancer, because it tries to kill off bitches or at least it tries to steal their damn tits.

Anyway….this is the content from that dude’s account, because instagram thinks it’s breast cancer awareness tits, which along with instagram whore tits if you’re famous enough, and breast feeding pics, are the tits you are allowed on their publicly traded platform they try to not allow to trun into a porn site….even though it is a porn site…but shareholders and advertisers can’t know that…so they police it even though smut is the only thing humans actually like…

So here’s to @Breast_Cancer_Awareness and his insane content that instagram DEEMS appropriate.

He also does CERVIX CANCER FREE….LOLZ….straight from Instagram…Hilarious

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2020

30

Mar

Healthcare Girls Gone Wild of the Day

Support Our Troops….the frontline healthcare workers are getting a lot of praise from everyone around the world, like they are the heroes we need, even though they are the heroes we’ve always had…..

I don’t think it’s anything special that these health care workers are out there going to work during the crisis while we all get to chill, the whole reason they are in this position is to be there when there are pandemics. It’s the whole fucking point of working in healthcare….

Sure, it’s been cushy all their careers with a lack of a pandemic to really make them worth the high salaries they get according to me, not necessarily high salaries compared to useless people in the world like celebs or influencers, but still good pay for a three year college course compared to other three year college courses like fashion design, cabinet making and mechanics….

Nurses are paid well for working the system….and they were just hoping that there wouldn’t be a pandemic in their careers, where they’d have to really get their hands dirty….

I don’t see how them going to work despite there being a pandemic is a big deal, it’s their fucking jobs.

That said, nurses are the sex workers looking for doctor cum to fill them up even if they are married, because doctors have the lives nurses like to have sex with and hope to one day homewreck..masturbating, flashing tits, anything sexual is a good way to deal with stress…so naked nurses, naughty nurses, scrubs getting pulled off is trending…you know since nurses are the sex workers of the healthcare industry…and this is an updated bunch of pics on our ongoing COVID-19 healthcare worker titty documenting, since they are the only titties that can leave the house.

CLICK MORE FOR VIDEOS OF NAUGHTY NURSES!

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