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2015

21

Dec

ThePornDude Presents: Top 8 Most Christmas Spirited PornStars of the Day

I don’t watch porn, I’m bored, desensitized, confused, not a man, lame, impotent, into real girls I meet on tinder sending me masturbation videos, but I don’t have to watch porn ThePornDude …does it for me….

Nothing says Chrismas, Holidays, Miracles, The Birth of Christ, like pornstars in Santa Hats….who may be the only thing you’re fucking this lonely time of year and use ThePornDude to find their best work….

8. Tasha Reign – Because #Jewish is like Jesus – @TashaReignDotCom

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7. Alexis Texas – This May Not Be Chrismas But Looks Green to Me and That’s Christmas Enough to post this Fat Booty @whitegirlpoliticking/

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6. Dahlia Sky – From Set – Being XXXmas-ing – Because I Want to Marry Her @dahliaskyx

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5. Bonnie Rotten – Pregnant with Santa @hofficialbonnierotten

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4. Brandy Aniston – Because She’s a Christmas Miracle Every Day – @Bfknaniston

3. Asa Akira with Porn Santa / Porn Agent Christmas Spiegler @asahole

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2. Riley Reid’s Got It Down with this Holiday Whore Pic – @RyeBreadWithButter

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1. Miss Phoenix Marie – Because She’s in the Fucking Spirit – @PHXMARIE

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2015

08

Dec

Top 9 AVN Nominated BBW Porn Stars and their Twitpics of the Day

I told my friend, THE PORN DUDE , who knows everything porn, that my favorite porn category is BBW, for obvious reasons…

I wanted to prove that BBW is the new BBQ and sometime BBQ makes BBW….by looking up the AVN BBW 2016 nominees and posting their best pics…

The nominees are:

Samantha 38G, Alexxxis Allure, Eliza Allure, Bella Bendz, Becki Butterfly, Busty Cookie, Lyla Everwett, April Flores, Erin Green, Sashaa Juggs, Falicha Karr, Karla Lane, Lady Lynn, Mazzaratie Monica aan Jade Rose

Despite thinking all girls are porn chicks, mainly because they all fuck like porn chicks, and want to be filmed like porn chicks, where even the most famous of instagram models and TV personalities are porn chicks, I had to limit it to actual porn chicks….

Not all chicks are BBW porn chicks….

You may be asking why I’m into BBW girls and the answer is simple, the world is one big “Love My Body campaign”….we’re in a fatter society, celebrities are fatter, models are plus sized, America is bigger, they like bigger, Kate Upton is fatter and I think it’s only natural have fat in our sex…in fact I’m married…

So here are 9 BBW girls….because more to love…

1- Mazzaratie Monica – but she never goes to the fast….


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2- Karla Lane – more like a highway I want to drive my dick into…


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3- Sashaa Juggs – Filled With Heaven….


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4- Lyla Everwettt and why would she want to be….


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5- Busty Cookie – I Love Cookies…


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6- Becki Butterfly …. tastes like a bee, pure Honey…


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7- Bella Bends in all the Right Places…


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8- Eliza Allure … is magical….


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9 – Samantha 38G …. Because F is Too Small


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