I just wrote a manifesto proclaiming that I will not give into the alliteration nazis creating trending hashtags based on the days of the week, like Titty Thursday, Thong Thursday, THOT Thursday, THIRSTY THURSDAYS….but then I found TRAFFIC TIT and figured…fuck it, throw in the towel, Showering Thursday was fun and all, it was defiant, it was rebelious, it was wild and crazy….but it was scary out there as a lone wolf on the internet….let me back into your alliteration club…and I’ll do it with TRAFFIC TITS…..

I do like that this generation is a bunch of exhibitionist sluts that love to get naked on the internet becuase porn is normalized, being a self involved selfie taker is what is expected of you, and nudity gets more attention than clothing….I am a fan…it is just funny to cross reference how a lot of these seemingly down to earth, willing to get naked, selling their panties and nudes online like a bunch of whores play the whole woke card….it’s like bitch, you sell fucking nudes online and therefore your opinion of anything is irrelevant….

If you want the easy meal ticket, you gotta get the same hate women who have chosen sex work has always got….just because it’s popular doesn’t mean we can’t treat you like sex worker you brag about being…oh and I still call sex workers whores…does that make me cancelled?

Not that any of these tits are even good, but they happened…and that’s what counts!

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