Guess what day it is? It’s the 3rd day of Christmas over here, up in here, right here….
ARE YOU EXCITED? Because I am…there’s no better time of year, and despite being an asshole who makes fun of shit and focuses on tits all year, someone with no empathy who may or may not be evaluated very kindly by a psychiatrist or judge based on my 50,000 posts on this site…I STILL FUCKING LOVE CHIRSTMAS….
It is the most wonderful time of year and like ELLEN and Oprah before her, I do my very own 12 days of Christmas giveaways, only instead of giving everyone in the audience gifts, we don’t have that ELLEN budget, and we aren’t a lesbian that the world fucking loves, despite having an inny penis that could pass for a vagina, in a world that hates guys like us, but loves people like them…..we just lead you to our partners who we believe have great gifts for anyone in your life…
Today’s gift idea comes from our friends at TEKTOGEAR KNIVES ….who are giving you a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….
Knives are fucking awesome, they cut shit, they protect you, they defend your girl’s honor, they are practical and useful, you can use them to cut your cheese and sausage, or some fucker you fucking hate..it’s good to have..
So it is obvious to me that you need a knife, that the people in your life need knives, and that these high quality, automatic knives are the fucking answer…the best gift of the year….and you get a 20% discount using code DRUNK20….
Here are a bunch of girls posing with knives to inspire you to buy knives even if the knives aren’t the same knives they are a great way to showcase a knife…and that is good enough for me…and you…this Christmas season…
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