Now I’m not sure if you’ve seen Kristen Stewart’s dad, but I have and based on my opinion of him, and my expert opinion about white trash, poverty and trailer parks, Kristen Stewart and her brother are out half naked on a boat together because they are fucking.

Yes, I realize she’s wearing a pot leaf bikini and that annoys me. It’s probably the lamest thing a pot head can possibly do and anytime I see some pathetic rocker dude with a pot leaf on things ranging from their jacket to their earrings, to tattoos or baseball hates, I take serious fucking offense. Everytime I walk by a head shop and see pot leaf branded products it affects me in a way that brings on a serious hate inside me. We get it dude, you like pot, you can let us all know by letting us smoke on a joint with you, instead of being a total fucking loser about things. That said, Kristen Stewart is a loser.

So the lesson of this post is that Kristen Stewart fucks her brother, comes from trash and is as lame as the fake pot heads you see around parks and in the back of highschool classes who don’t know what gettin’ high’s all about, you doughy, ugly, cunt.

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