I laughed at Kristen Stewart’s apology. I laughed that Robert Pattison moved out….I laughed at their fake relationship. But most importantly I laughed that her busted up face is even in a sex scandal, her sex appeal ir pretty much zero, unless you’re into inbred girls, which you probably are, cuz they are too retarded to say no when you try to fuck them, you know too busy eating their own faces off….

Either way, she’s smiling at the cameras, this is out in the open, she’s trying to reinvent herself, break free from Twilight, Hollywood is all business and bullshit, I don’t believe anything I read, they control the media, but the fact everyone goes nuts makes it kinda funny to watch.

This bitch, twilight, and their fake drama doesn’t fucking matter people…and any way you dice it…she’s a fucking whore…just ask her redneck daddy…he knows all about that pussy.

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These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent.

The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser.

Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica.

What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed….

Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…

Update – She released this statement in typical damage control publicity stunting bullshit girl style

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

And I laughed….cuz obviously there are so many people behind this lie….including Rob Pattison…

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Kristen Stewart may be some inbred trash who got lucky….probably cuz her daddy taught her at a young age the importance of not neglecting testicles while sucking him off….leading to the skills needed to make it in Hollywood….you know if you manage to meet the right producer along the way who happens to have the options on the biggest fucking franchise since Harry Potter…looking for the average at best looking main character for all the little girls to relate to…at least that’s what I assume went down but maybe it was all because of the trailer park blowjob she must have gave…cuz bitch is boring in all she does…and not hot…but for somee reason she’s growing on me….showing off tit has that affect on me.

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So On the Road is a movie based on Kerouac’s book of the same name…and it stars Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst….

The rumor is that Kristen Stewart has “Provocative” nude scenes in it….nude multiple times….trying to break free from her typecast shitty acting filled twilight stint….you know as much as I hate these bitches, I figure that as long as they try to re-invent themselves…the only way I don’t get annoyed of them reinventing themselves….by getting naked…I’m into it…..

Her white trash – destined to be a street hooker background – who went off course…is doing a good job tapping into her natural born skills….

That is if his is actually her….I can’t be too sure.

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Kristen Stewart is a little imbred piece of trash…who I have never wanted to fuck…maybe because I sense her inbred genetics and fear what kind of freak would be….or maybee because I have never found her hot enough to want to fuck…you know all unshowered, filled with teen angst attitude that is annoying to look at, cast in some teen billion dollar empire because she wasn’t overly hot so that girls couldn’t relate to her….and was average looking at best for the masses to have hope Edward or whatever the fuck his name is would jump their hormone charged vaginas too….that’s what early masturbation fantasies are made of….

Either way, Kristen Stewart Looked Hot IN ELLE YESTERDAY … and she’s looking alright in her see through shirt today….and unfortunately, she’s starting to win me over…mainly because she’s not fat.

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I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park….

Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….

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You want to know something I fucking hate in fashion….fake see through dresses….these are the dresses you see that you think are see through…but are just some flesh colored fabric that when you look close enough looks more like an old ladies support pantyhose than skin….it annoys me…there is no reason for a perfectly healthy, young, celebrity from some ghetto at least that’s what she looks like, to wear a fake see through…she is at her prime and thus a perfect candidate to wear a real see through lacy dress that we can all jerk off to like it’s lingerie….but instead she decides to disappoint….even though she was destined to work as a cashier at WalMart before the Twilight bullshit…just her showing no appreciation for what the public has done for her…what a cunt…that hides her cunt…in fake see through dresses.

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Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted.

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