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2012

20

Jul

Kristen Stewart Tits in On the Road of the Day

There are rumors going around that Kristen Stewart got breast implants, and the real issue in the whole thing is that people actually care about Kristen Stewart’s breasts, because let’s face it she’s average at best, and most girls with uneventful tits like Kristen Stewart, always end up getting implants, they just do the expensive kind that give them a little more natural look, instead of some shit that looks like tennis balls, and really, I have no idea if her tits are the real ones or the fake ones in this scene, they look real to me and if they are fake, they were a huge waste of money…

This is a new movie that I will see and probably won’t get shot at, because it comes with little hype, few line-ups on opening night, no midnight showings, and people who see these kinds of movies aren’t usually in costume, freaky fan boys who play too many videogames and have too much anger cuz no girl will fuck them….

This is her attempt to separate herself from that world, you know to go from blockbuster star to actual actor while she’s at the top, even though she can’t act…..but she can get topless and that’s all movies are good for anyway…..and here is the evidence….

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2012

22

Jun

Shitty Quality Kristen Stewart On the Road Topless of the Day

Last month I posted THIS PICTURE THAT WAS RUMORED TO BE KRISTEN STEWART TOPLESS IN ON THE ROAD ….but I think it was probably Kirsten Dunst…..

Today, I am posting another pic, that is probably this gutter inbred hick who irritates me, because the tits, although pixelated, seem to be the right size….

Today I also read that Forbes listed Kristen Stewart as the highest paid actress in Hollywood, having made 34.5 million dollars this year…….

That is fucking insane….considering she can’t act.

I guess it is just another example of low quality American made shit getting great success and exposure despite its inferiority all thanks to marketing…..I’m talking to you McDonalds……

But the good news is that even with all that money, she’s down to challenge herself as an actor, in a “Where do I go from here in efforts to find my soul while sitting on a 100 million dollar net worth”….and that place is topless in movies…

I dig it…..now if only I could K-Fed her….

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2012

28

May

Kristen Stewart Showing Off Little Ghetto Tit of the Day

Kristen Stewart may be some inbred trash who got lucky….probably cuz her daddy taught her at a young age the importance of not neglecting testicles while sucking him off….leading to the skills needed to make it in Hollywood….you know if you manage to meet the right producer along the way who happens to have the options on the biggest fucking franchise since Harry Potter…looking for the average at best looking main character for all the little girls to relate to…at least that’s what I assume went down but maybe it was all because of the trailer park blowjob she must have gave…cuz bitch is boring in all she does…and not hot…but for somee reason she’s growing on me….showing off tit has that affect on me.

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2012

25

May

Is This Kristen Stewart Nude in On the Road of the Day

So On the Road is a movie based on Kerouac’s book of the same name…and it stars Kristen Stewart and Kirsten Dunst….

The rumor is that Kristen Stewart has “Provocative” nude scenes in it….nude multiple times….trying to break free from her typecast shitty acting filled twilight stint….you know as much as I hate these bitches, I figure that as long as they try to re-invent themselves…the only way I don’t get annoyed of them reinventing themselves….by getting naked…I’m into it…..

Her white trash – destined to be a street hooker background – who went off course…is doing a good job tapping into her natural born skills….

That is if his is actually her….I can’t be too sure.

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2012

23

May

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty See Through of the Day

Kristen Stewart is a little imbred piece of trash…who I have never wanted to fuck…maybe because I sense her inbred genetics and fear what kind of freak would be….or maybee because I have never found her hot enough to want to fuck…you know all unshowered, filled with teen angst attitude that is annoying to look at, cast in some teen billion dollar empire because she wasn’t overly hot so that girls couldn’t relate to her….and was average looking at best for the masses to have hope Edward or whatever the fuck his name is would jump their hormone charged vaginas too….that’s what early masturbation fantasies are made of….

Either way, Kristen Stewart Looked Hot IN ELLE YESTERDAY … and she’s looking alright in her see through shirt today….and unfortunately, she’s starting to win me over…mainly because she’s not fat.

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2012

22

May

Kristen Stewart Pretty Hot in Elle of the DAy

I don’t give a fuck about Kristen Stewart….if anything she annoys me with her fame…because she’s not hot….and more importantly looks inbred…acts inbred….and probably is inbred….at least based on pics I once saw of her father……You see, she attached herself to something fucking huge, and in doing that made lots of money and secured her place in a bullshit industry, leading to never doing the porn she was destined to do that day she found out she loved the video camera back home on the trailer park….

Either way, she did a photoshoot, looked kinda hot in it, and I figured since I’d fuck anything, I might as well endorse imbred bitches who are popular…because lets face it, I got nothing else going on….

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2012

15

May

Kristen Stewart’s Fake See Through Dress of the Day

You want to know something I fucking hate in fashion….fake see through dresses….these are the dresses you see that you think are see through…but are just some flesh colored fabric that when you look close enough looks more like an old ladies support pantyhose than skin….it annoys me…there is no reason for a perfectly healthy, young, celebrity from some ghetto at least that’s what she looks like, to wear a fake see through…she is at her prime and thus a perfect candidate to wear a real see through lacy dress that we can all jerk off to like it’s lingerie….but instead she decides to disappoint….even though she was destined to work as a cashier at WalMart before the Twilight bullshit…just her showing no appreciation for what the public has done for her…what a cunt…that hides her cunt…in fake see through dresses.

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2012

02

Mar

Kristen Stewart Shitty See Through of the Day

Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted.

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2011

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart Classes Up the Trash Some Black Dress of the Day

It’s always nice to see the trashy inbred girl with the wonky face in the trailer park you grew up with…you know the weird quiet one who would run home everytime her drunk dad called her name out of fear he’d beat the shit out of her….even though she knew he’d nurse her wounds back to health with his dick…like the sick inbred, white trash, drunk he is…..make her way out of the ghetto, and into some black fancy dress, all celebrity and shit…it’s like she’s won the lottery or sold her soul to the devil or more likely she’s terminally ill, at least based on her skin color, and this is some MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION shit that’s stuck….

Who knows, people like her, and I’ll post the pics.

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2011

04

Nov

Kristen Stewart Getting on Her Knees in a Skirt of the Day

I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..

I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…

But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…

Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..

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