V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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Interesting….

which is saying a lot for Kirsten Stewart…who usually has the personality of a MONKEY SPANKER ….

I mean seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever said she’s interesting…even when promoting her tits in On the Road as she tries to re-invent herself … and I love when girls re-invent themselves by showing their tits…

I didn’t care about her fake relationship, her fake cheating, her fake incest with her dad….all if it was sooo boring…because she’s dull and even insane, outrageous, futuristic space dresses don’t change that fact…

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It amazes me that with an inbred face like this….people actually give a fuck about this girl….I mean a face like this is not meant to be famous, glamourous, celebrity….it is meant to be ripping lines of meth in efforts to abort her unwanted baby she can’t identify the baby daddy of…cuz it happened when she was raging….and even when she wears slutty dresses…she can’t win me over…which I assume is every girls’ objective in life….because I’m pretty great.

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I want to make it clear that I do not like Kristen Stewart or the Twilight marketing teams strategy to cause bullshit conflict and resolution in “real life” in efforts to remind people they still exist and a new movie is about to drop….August she cheats, October they reconcile, November we release movie….bullshit…

I also don’t find her hot, which makes all things Kristen Stewart worse….but I do like voyeurism and being a peeping Tom…and the key to Peeping is you take whatever you get…or whatever is half naked across the street while you’re masturbating…..

Here are the pics…

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I have never found Kristen Stewart hot…to me she always looked like a dumpy, lazy, white trash slob on welfare who was raped by her brother and dad on a nightly basis, leading to an eating disorder, a fear of showering, and a meth addiction….so even when she’s dolled up, she looks like she’s in an over-sized boyfriend t-shirt that she picked up at Goodwill when collecting some Creamed Corn cans for dinner….She’s a ghetto piece of trash and the only thing fun about her is that she got caught fucking her director, like a casting couch piece of labia that she is, cuz one thing I know is her looks didn’t get her this far and the other thing I know is that she wasn’t actually dating Rob Patterson, that shit was just all contractual Twilight bullshit to sell tickets to the movies…obviously…

Either way, she’s in Canada and maybe I’ll run into her and have sex with her, I’ll keep you posted.

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I laughed at Kristen Stewart’s apology. I laughed that Robert Pattison moved out….I laughed at their fake relationship. But most importantly I laughed that her busted up face is even in a sex scandal, her sex appeal ir pretty much zero, unless you’re into inbred girls, which you probably are, cuz they are too retarded to say no when you try to fuck them, you know too busy eating their own faces off….

Either way, she’s smiling at the cameras, this is out in the open, she’s trying to reinvent herself, break free from Twilight, Hollywood is all business and bullshit, I don’t believe anything I read, they control the media, but the fact everyone goes nuts makes it kinda funny to watch.

This bitch, twilight, and their fake drama doesn’t fucking matter people…and any way you dice it…she’s a fucking whore…just ask her redneck daddy…he knows all about that pussy.

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These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent.

The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser.

Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica.

What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed….

Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…

Update – She released this statement in typical damage control publicity stunting bullshit girl style

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

And I laughed….cuz obviously there are so many people behind this lie….including Rob Pattison…

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