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2015

26

Nov

Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust…

Is the new face of Chanel…

Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is….

So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is…

Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning…

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2015

13

Nov

Kristen Steward in a Towel for Mario Testino of the Day

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Mario Testino has this series of photos featuring these hookers he gets paid too much to take pictures of in towels….

So here’s his latest Kristen Stewart, who I guess is actually a good actress, despite having zero emotion, and being pretty dull across the board…but is a good actress regardless because she obviously doesn’t shower…but pretends she is…and it’s so believable…as I keep trying to see a pussy slip.

Unfortunately, pictures don’t have pussy slips…unless they are of pussy slips..

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2015

13

Jul

Kristen Stewart Thighs for Marie Claire of the Day

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Kristen Stewart was rumored to be a lesbian, thanks to her mom saying she’s a lesbian…

I can’t imagine anyone being shocked, you know with the fact that she looks like she’d be a lesbian…but not any lesbian, the kind of lesbian who wears a strap on dick so that she can feel like she has a cock every time she grabs her crotch lesbian…that or some inbred, unshowered hick who has been fucked by her dad as it is their family tradition…which I am not sure whether the two are related or not…but let’s just assume they are….

Well, here’s her upper thigh for Marie Claire, the same upper thigh she either wraps around her bitch’s neck and/or that she uses to scissor with…because lesbians only have two moves…

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2015

30

Apr

Kristen Stewart for Harper’s Bazaar if the Day

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People are still interested in Kristen Stewart, which surprises me because there is very little interesting about Kristen Stewart, but I guess in her defence, I don’t really know what defines a talented actor, and I based everything interesting about a person on their tits, ass, asshole, and vaginal baby hole…and I don’t really notice much else…that’s not to be that I objectify women..it’s that I objectify people who make millions objectifying themselves, without objectifying themeselves in ways I can jerk off to, but rather as a pawn in movies to sell movie tickets…

She doesn’t interest me but she’s in a floral dress which I guess is funny considering she’s normally doing the hard, Boys Don’t Cry…mean lesbian who wants to rip off your dick because her dad raped her in the trailer park and she hates dick look..

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2015

18

Feb

Kristen Stewart Does Lesbianism of the Day

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Kristen Stewart must be playing a lesbian in a new movie, because she’s playing up this whole lesbian thing as hard as she can. Whether it’s in the paparazzi pics she’s been in, or this leather jacket James Deen shoot…it’s some bull dyke hustle…that I’m sure lesbians are into, because Lebsians fucking love Twilight, they’re into blood…that’s why they date girls…mmmm period…

They also love anything that is lesbian friendly…like Birkenstocks…

This is for Wonderland Magazine..and what it comes down to is that…I don’t find Kristen Stewart hot ever, whether thinking about her in some face sitting scissor situation…she’s just too inbred and dead in the eyes for me….

Here she is less Lesbian for Interview…

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2015

15

Jan

Kristen Stewart Bra of the Day

Kristen Stewart wore a see through shirt, showing off some kind of small sized bra, that she was well aware would be worn as outerwear not underwear…and all the creepy motherfuckers who are into her, which amazes me since she looks like an inbred crackhead you find in the ditch looking for gas to huff in efforts to forget being molested in the trailer park she ran away from…you know these Twilight fans who have not only made it through one of those piece of shit movies, but have watched the whole series over and over..

I just don’t get it…but I do know I prefer when she’s thugged out…even if I don’t really care about her enough to have any real opinion…


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CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Nipple Slip At the Hollywood Film Awards of the Day

Kristen Stewart flashed her nipple….at some Hollywood Film Awards, which I guess is some masturbatory event that gives awards to people who have already won at life because they are in Hollywood, which despite being a horrible fucking place, pays well and feeds their stupid egos, and the award is just more affirmations their insecure, self involved asses need.

I like to think that this is her best work to date…even though you can barely even see nipple, but it is still nipple, which is more exciting than any of her acting roles.

Emily Ratajkowski’s tits were also at the event…because she’s a legit actor now

TO SEE A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Aug

Kristen Stewart and Juliette Binoche Interview Cover of the Day

Kristen Stewart is cuddling up to an older woman on the cover of Interview Magazine. I don’t really know the context, but will assume that it has more to do with them being in a movie together, and less to do with her being a broken down lesbian thanks to her father molesting her like his father did to his sister, who was also his wife, in some inbred love triangle that I assume that face was created in…

I would not be surprised if she was a lesbian, since ever girl is a lesbian…and more importantly, I would not care…because she’s Kirsten Stewart…

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2014

07

Aug

Kristen Stewart in the Grocery Store for Elle of the Day

Kristen Stewart is in the Grocery Store looking stupid, boring, like a hack, untalented, half retarded, a product of incest who looks like she smells…but that Grocery store taps into my core…it’s the one place my wife lets me go because it comes with the hope of me bringing her back food…and the one place where single girls, married girls, just from the gym girls go to stock up…and it’s the easiest place to strike up conversation – but people are so scared of human interaction – they may confuse you for a rapist..and when they do – you can just eat your feelings…like the fat girl in aisle 2…looking at the cakes…

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2014

23

May

Kristen Stewart Ass in a Thong of the Day

Kirsten Stewart has never been hot. She’s never had sex appeal. I hate her even though she has always been a dirty looking ditch pig…homeless and ready to fuck anyone to escape the trailer park she’s been crashin’ at…despite fame and fortune that has tricked people into thinking she’s anything but that.

Her square pasty ass in a thong in this trailer… hasn’t that fact.

She can keep trying though.

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