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Archive for the Panty Category

2010

02

Jun

Kristen Stewart Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristen Stewart has wrapped up her flea market grade white trash trailer park lookin’ pussy in a pair of white panties. A risky color choice for anyone who has experienced a low quality trailer park looking pussy. I am surprised she even bothered with panties…her white trash mom didn’t get knocked up by her brother wearing panties…It’s like inbred code or some shit, but instead she is treating it like it was her half of the twinkie her ghetto parents gave her for her school lunch because they didn’t have enough money to give her a whole twinkie or some shit…except instead of the sweet taste of twinkie my wife’s fat ass has grown to love, her pussy is some rancid shit, at least that’s what I assume based on her face.

When bitch wears shit like this, the panty pics were bound to hit, since I’m not allowed to post the rest of them, because the paparazzi hates me, here is a link to a post I did of her in this tight outfit the other day …..when this panty shot was taken. Enjoy, if trash is your thing.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Panty

2010

18

May

Eva Herzigova Panty Flash of the Day

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Here is the picture I was looking for yesterday when I was admiring the stalker pictures of Eva Herzigova , wishing the stalker had a little more fucking ambition to get a better upskirt shot considering she was on a balcony when he was doing his peeping, not that everyone is as good at voyeurism as me, but I figured it was fucking logical…and now I figure I have to post it, even if I have nothing interesting to say about it…other than if this can get you off I will be fucking shocked and you are a pretty easy fucking customer…and by easy customer, I mean pathetic cuz these are boring fucking panties…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Panty

2009

22

Sep

Kate Moss Shows Off Some White Panty of the Day

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I was surprised when I saw that Kate Moss is wearing a nice, fresh pair of white panties, I was expecting her to be the kind of girl who wears something with a little more flavor, a little more excitement, a little more flash, maybe even a little less panty and a little more hipster, older lady, fashionista bush, but then I looked closer and realized that it is actually a cast, cuz her pussy is broken, thanks to fucking rockstars, having babies, and being an overall fucking dirtbag.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kate Moss|Panty

2009

17

Sep

Kristin Cavallari’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

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I was sitting in a bar last night and some gutterslut, because that’s the kind of trash that frolick to the bars I hang out in, was bending over the bar and and I could see the top of her panties like it was 4 years ago when jackin’ your thong to your hips in your lowrise jeans was all the fucking rage for trashy latina chicks, and in staring at her underwear barly covering her ass crack, bunched up and lacy, I realized I saw a fuckin’ shit stain. I wish I was joking. What could have been the hottest visual of the night, because lets face it my life sucks, quickly turned into disgusting.

Here is latch-on Laguna Beach “start” and recently The Hills “bottom feeder trying to make a dollar cuz she couldn’t get work anywhere else cuz she was othe only one who actually thought she had talent” showing off her panties that seem to have a shit stain of their own, only that shit stain has a name and that name is Kristin Cavallari.

Admit that was a good one. Actually don’t. I don’t need you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Lesbian|Panty

2009

17

Sep

Alexis Arquette and “Her” Panty Flash of the Day

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I’d like to switch things up here for a minute and throw up these pictures of Alexis “Used to be a Man” Arquette’s panty flash, even though “she” looks like a Jewish accountant at a halloween party, because I know a lot of you are closet cases and this is the only way you can accept your sexuality without fully accepting your sexuality, if you know what I mean. When I worked in the warehouse for a porn distributor, the biggest selling shit was tranny porn, I never got it and watched one once and figured that maybe guys liked seeing chicks with dicks fuck chicks without dicks and it was even more straight than straight porn,, cuz you had 2 sets of fake tits, one vagina and one dick, you know maybe tranny shit was something different after being so desensitized to regular porn, but then I saw the scene where dude was fucking a tranny and let me tell you there’s nothing straight about that, and nothing normal about mentally unstable people changing their fuckin’ gender like some kind of freaks, something that should be illegal and the whole thing creeps me the fuck out, but you probably like it, because someone’s keeping those tranny whores in business….

Pics via GO

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panty|Tranny

2009

08

Jul

Emma Watson Panty Flash of the Day

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I feel kinda bad posting these pictures of Emma Watson because I know that some motherfucker who has been on World of Warcraft the last 48 hours, drinking redbull and smoking cigarettes to stay awake because he’s on a fuckin’ roll is gonna click the link somewhere and have a fuckin’ heart attack, because his body is already straining and this Harry Potter shit is just too much for his virgin organs to take. You know seeing her flash her legal panties is like the day you realize that you can finally snap off creeper pictures of the neighbor you’ve been watching grow over the years, from training bra to c-cup, tanning on her porch, instead of jerking off to the memory of it, cuz no one likes Kiddie Porn lawsuits.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Panty

2009

09

Jun

Paris Hilton Flashes Some Panty of the Day

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I am the first to admit that I don’t really keep on the pulse of what’s going on in pop culture. I always feel a few steps behind because I am not a 16 year old girl and I never really cared about celebrities. I just kinda fell into this shit and have no real passion for it.

It seems like I’m still fixated on the bitches who came up with me over the last 6 years, I mean not that I’m really up, but I have probably written more than 500 posts on Paris Hilton so it feels like we kind of have a relationship, even if it is one-sided and the whore doesn’t know I exist and I wish I didn’t know she existed, but for some reason all she has to do is flash a little panty, and I go against what I know is right, and post it anyway, because there’s little else going on out there and it is almost second nature and that depresses me more than seeing Paris’ panties, which actually doesn’t depress me at all, since it is the only article of clothing she really needs to be wearing, you know covering her ratty, drippy, scabby cunt is actually a public service….but she may want to try to keep her man-hands out of the picture cuz that’s the kind shit that can turn a generation homo.

Posted in:Panty|Paris Hilton

2009

14

May

Natalie Portman Flashes Some Ass of the Day

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I never understood the appeal about this Natalie Portman slut. It seems like every geeky Jewish kid I ever meet find her to be the fuckin’ poster woman for their people or some shit. I always found her boring and these pictures claim that they are of her “dressed” like a geek for some movie she’s in, flashing her weird panty ass, but this is really how I always see this bitch when she pollutes my computer screen. Sure an awkward bitch is usually an easy lay, you know all crazy in bed from being so reserved in everyday life, until the asthma attack hits, but there’s really nothing hot in these pictures, but I have to post the pictures so I’m going to.

This one’s for Sean Penn…

Posted in:Ass|Natalie Portman|Panty

2009

20

Mar

Amy Winehouse Flashes Her Panties of the Day

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I am kinda surprised to see Amy Winehouse wearing panties, I figured that her rotting vagina just kinda closed up on her and dried out meaning there wouldn’t really be a point. Maybe I just think like that because she’s pretty fucking busted looking and I like to pretend she doesn’t have female genitals because it helps keep me straight, but that’d be a lie, since I’d pay to fuck this bitch and bitches that look a hell of a lot worse than her, but I wouldn’t pay much.

That said, if you’re wondering why she went with black pair and not the white pair, it’s because before she put these on, they were white….bad joke, sure, but that doesn’t change the fact that I am really curious what shoving my face in her crotch would smell like, and what would happen if someone was to insert garden hose, PVC pipe, licorice or any tube into her, and I got the opportunity to take a hit of that pussy pipe.

I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|flash|Panty

2008

13

Nov

Monica Cruz Panty Upskirt of the Day

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I just realized I am late for something – so I decided to throw up some pictures to tide you over….who cares what I have to say anyway…but I will say that Monica Cruz is the kind of girl who’s panties I want to eat….I will be back in a minute, I just told this bitch I’d meet her for lunch, and now she’s standing in the rain somewhere and I’m hungry for free lunch…..

Update: Monica Cruz is the hotter Cruz sister, I mean Tom is just totally out of control and doesn’t shut up about all that scientology shit, while Penelope’s got a nose that can sniff out drugs in luggage at the airport, the kind that hangs over her top lip and makes you think you’re dealing with a fucking muppet on Sesame Street, not to mention put your penis size to shame when it beats you out in a dick size contest or when she tries to suck you off, but can’t get passed the tip because her fuckin’ nose is slammin’ your pelvis…..

That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Monica Cruz|Panty|Upskirt