Woah…Natalie Portman…simmer the fuck down…

Girl, despite being older, is still Natalie Portman….and after her Star Wars performance, that catered to the nerds, like the real fucking nerds, even though I am sure she had really creepy fans before Star Wars….this type of outfit is a fucking public hazard….

I don’t know if you know nerds, but they don’t get laid often, and when the girls they are obsessed with get slutty, they can’t help by ejaculate all over themselves…

I remember working with a nerd once, it was a sad story, I felt for the loser…but he ended up making millions and probably gets laid all the time now, but at the time…he was just constantly hiding his boner when the sluts in the office rolled through…unable to process what the fuck was going on…and something like this Natalie Portman behavior…would possible kill him….even all these years later….

Natalie Portman…being racy and dangerous….and careless of all the nerd superman underwear she’s likely already ruined cuz they are quicker to the Natalie Portman titty pics than I am….

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Natalie Portman is iconic to the virgin losers of the world…from Star Wars to Judaism…she’s an awkward maybe autistic 40 year old dudes dream…the kind of guy who jacks off to Star Wars…and who goes nutty over her Black Swan lesbian shit…cuz it’s juat too intense for them…who still like her at 40 and who see her legs on tv…because they still have tv…and the use the opportunity to put a fresh coat of sperm on their Natalie Portman statue made of sperm these dudes make…it’s a thing.

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I don’t know what this is all about, but it’s from a movie called VOX LUX, and it features your girl Natalie Portman, who thanks to her affiliations with Star Wars has made her iconic…but more interestingly, her affiliations with Judaism made her the dream Jewish girl for Jewish guys looking for a Jewish girl to marry to keep the family tradition happy…you know cuz she’s hot.

I also know that whatever this is, Natalie Portman is getting paid so fucking much for what you see right her…her “art” that is ultimately irrelevant in the grand scheme of the progression of man…

Even if she’ll whine that she’s not getting paid as much as a dude…she’s getting paid too fucking much and it is disgusting..

The tits are good though.

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Natalie Portman is the Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere – because she’s hot – and they look at her as a beacon of hope that their Jewish wife they are forced to marry – unless they get a non Jewish girl to convert – will look like this….and not like their accountant…you know how these things work…

I saw her NATALIE PORTMAN RAP that went VIRAL…and now I am seeing her getting butt fucked by a YOGA ball…I guess her Israeli army training has taught her versatility…not that she did the army, she was too famous for that, she’s no Gal Gadot mooch, she’s legit especially to the Star Wars Nerds who chronically masturbate to her even though she’s pretty much 40 years old.

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Watching Natalie Portman take her tennis lessons very seriously, and I’ve decided that it’s a new fetish…

She’s so fucking bad, and Tennis is potentially such a hot sport, one of my favorite women’s sports to watch, it’s pornographic and erotic with all the grunts…but seeing her struggle hitting the balls, that she’s really trying to get good at, do with style, probably for some movie role, or maybe it’s just to celebrate that jews are allowed into the country club…whatever her motivation…I’m assuming money and not personal improvement is pretty hilarious….

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Natalie Portman has a mom of two tit – and it’s hanging out of her shirt while playing tennis, a fetish of mine, my favorite sport, but with tits….being all fancy and white like a good Jewish girl to make the other Jewish girls seem far less hot or interesting to the Jewish men who have to marry them to keep the faith alive….and I guess to the Star Wars nerds who don’t need to be Jewish to appreciate some Natalie Portman..because she was in their creepy virgin world via their religion of their own….Star Wars….

She must be in her 40s by now….with tits spilling all over the place…but they still matter to me…because she’s hot…and because she makes other Jewish girls feel insecure about themselves by setting the bar as something they will never be…I’m talking to you Jewish girl at the grocery store who was a fucking troll bitch rude to the workers because your dad spoiled you and you don’t realize you’re a fucking bratty, entitled monster….that’s about all I have to say about that…oh and that I never saw Black Swan so I don’t know what her

She’s Not Nearly as Hot as she once was…she looks like a midget…

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Apparently these are Natalie Portman’s mom of two Jewish Goddess that gives Jewish men hope that if they inherit enough money or become strong enough Lawyers, agents, hollywood execs, they will secure a Natalie Portman of their own, without having to make her convert….you know…iconic, beacon of hope, who cares…

I don’t know what this is for, but she was in Star Wars, so does it really matter to hr fans, it doesn’t…they’ll watch her do anything..

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Natalie Portman is a huge star, with a huge fan base, who is from Israel and who every Jewish guy I have ever met has held in high esteem because he feels good knowing that there are really hot Jewish girls out there, it can happen and not all of them have that typical Jewish look…not that I know any Jewish girl with that typical Jewish girl look, I mean sure there’s the occasional troll looking bitch, but that happens in all cultures, all the Jewish girls I know are fit, they work out, hot, they had nose jobs, tanned, well nourished because they are on top of that shit, and rich…always rich…now I know there is always one poor sucker who isn’t quite successful or from a good family, forced to date the bottom of the barrel Jewish girl, and I guess that’s the guy looking at Natalie Portman like a beacon of hope…

Well, like any good business man, she uses her fame for brand deals and this one is for Miss Dior, someone we assume pays her MILLIONS of dollars, and she’s in the ad not wearing a dress…suggested nudity…something that when I post I get slammed for, but when fashion billion dollar brands do it for commercial purposes…it’s ART….weird.

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