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2014

24

Feb

Natalie Portman’s Back for Miss Dior of the Day

This is just a test to see if Natalie Portman still matters…You know after the pregnancy, the destruction of her vagina…damaged her career…Do her loyal Star Wars fans still care? I am going to go with yes, because Natalie Portman is the kind of girl who has the most loyal fan base for no real reason other than being a hot Jewish girl who was in Star Wars…a rarity…for two very loyal fan bases…Jewish men everywhere…as a beacon of hope that they will not have to end up with an inbred troll they are expected to…Star Wars fans everywhere…as a babe in Star Wars…neither really going anywhere..

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