Natalie Portman is iconic to the virgin losers of the world…from Star Wars to Judaism…she’s an awkward maybe autistic 40 year old dudes dream…the kind of guy who jacks off to Star Wars…and who goes nutty over her Black Swan lesbian shit…cuz it’s juat too intense for them…who still like her at 40 and who see her legs on tv…because they still have tv…and the use the opportunity to put a fresh coat of sperm on their Natalie Portman statue made of sperm these dudes make…it’s a thing.

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