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2009

09

Jun

Paris Hilton Flashes Some Panty of the Day

I am the first to admit that I don’t really keep on the pulse of what’s going on in pop culture. I always feel a few steps behind because I am not a 16 year old girl and I never really cared about celebrities. I just kinda fell into this shit and have no real passion for it.

It seems like I’m still fixated on the bitches who came up with me over the last 6 years, I mean not that I’m really up, but I have probably written more than 500 posts on Paris Hilton so it feels like we kind of have a relationship, even if it is one-sided and the whore doesn’t know I exist and I wish I didn’t know she existed, but for some reason all she has to do is flash a little panty, and I go against what I know is right, and post it anyway, because there’s little else going on out there and it is almost second nature and that depresses me more than seeing Paris’ panties, which actually doesn’t depress me at all, since it is the only article of clothing she really needs to be wearing, you know covering her ratty, drippy, scabby cunt is actually a public service….but she may want to try to keep her man-hands out of the picture cuz that’s the kind shit that can turn a generation homo.

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