Kristen Stewart Thong of the Day

2023

May

NO, this isn’t a new Target, Bud Light, or North Face ad for pride month….and NO this isn’t Ellen Elliott Page…

This is a lesbian in a THONG for PRIDE month…..rocking her lesbian dental floss…and luckily for us they’ve shot this from an angle that crops out the strap on-attached to her thong, it’s the only thong she had laying around, because all her other underwear are men’s boxer shorts…you know lesbian things…

It’s also a LESBIAN in FISHNETS cuz LESBIANS know far more about the fishy smells a pussy can get, because they themselves own a pussy….but also because they don’t have dicks, so they end up with their faces in more pussy than dudes who are willing to skip that whole part of sex because they don’t worship the pussy as much as a Kristen Stewart lesbian does…

I don’t know when the lesbian decides the pussy turns them on, but I assume mirrors are involved in that process…..

I do know that Kristen Stewart’s not very hot lesbian, like the ones I see in the park who are actually young, fit and only lesbians because it’s trendy….but I didn’t find her hot before she decided to turn, because she wasn’t BORN THAT WAY, it’s a choice….she was actually born to procreate…it’s the HUMAN condition people and all these gay shit is designed to take away from that by voluntarily not breeding and if you they do breed, they’ll end up weird thanks to their TWO moms….but that’s just my ignorance that will be seen as a HATE CRIME…which is shocking, since I’m so filled with LOVE!