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2019

11

Dec

Kristen Stewart’s Dyke of the Day

Kristen Stewart is the worst.

There is nothing hot about her, so I guess it’s good that she’s a lesbian, since there’s nothing hot about lesbians, unless you like the challenge of trying to fuck a lesbian, knowing how much they’ve trained themselves to hate dick, because you know how lesbianism is a myth…sure they eat pussy and play house with other girls…but at their core they crave male sperm in their uterus to make babies..they are coded that way and if you’re really that anti men, you’re not out there using the most MALE substance around – SPERM – recreationally to get pregnant…and trust me…lesbians are out there buying sperm of craigslist for that reason…which sounds more like a weird non-lesbian fetish than anything…I mean if I met a girl who would get sperm off online classified…I’d find them sick fucks…which is part of why I think lesbians are sick fucks…

As for Kristen Stewart, she was uneventful when she was a hetero overhyped inbred looking bitch in Twilight…and despite trying to feminize herself, or be fashion, thanks to her lesbian girlfriend and model Stella Maxwell…she’s still garbage…garbage with her lesbian titty out trying to be interesting when really it’s all so manufactured…like a fucking movie set that is her life…this is just one of her least compelling roles.

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2019

07

Nov

Kristen Stewart in Men’s Underwear Cuz She’s Edgy of the Day

Lesbian Identity Crisis Kristen Stewart is the lesbian who is more a caricature or comic book version of a lesbian, than a believable lesbian. These actors don’t know who they are…but they know how to pretend. I trust nothing….not even an asymmetric haircut will fool me…

She has always looked miserable, which makes her lesbianism make sense, but maybe my opinion of lesbians is dated, I am old…or maybe lesbians fucking hate me and always have…because I’ve never met a lesbian who wasn’t angry…all that penis hate can eat a girl up sometimes…

All I know is that she’s GENDER BENDING…which was the term they used when people started going trans, before the past two years when EVERYONE started getting on hormones and cutting off their genitals…you know when girls put on boys underwear to pretend be progressive….or to hide their cocks…and I know a dude who used to make his girl wear little boy underwear and the whole thing was very fucking weird, made me uncomfortable knowing that info, knowing that his girl would comply, and this is a weird shoot that speaks to that weird almost criminal fetish and they should be penalized, but instead it is “Art” and progress in sexuality and gender…and that in and of itself is crazier than…if you know what I mean.

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2019

07

Oct

Kristen Stewart Nipples of the Day

Kristen Stewart Nipples

Kristen Stewart looking less like a bull dyke here with her nipples out in a lace bra…..but she’s still an overrated garbage actress who is zero interesting or inspiring but most importantly she is ZERO hot..

With a face like hers, I understand why she went lesbian, lesbians are less superficial than men, especially not the one she ended up dating, the Victoria’s Secret model lesbian, who you know actual lesbians wouldn’t be attracted to, but instead identity crisis people who think hot is what the marketing team has imprinted on their minds think it is hot…her whole lesbian thing seems like some level of appropriation. The text book almost BLACKFACE of lesbianism…..”Let me get that asymmetric” haircut and a flannel coat….kind of thing…

Sure she can bring out her nipples you can barely see, doing the whole “girl” thing, but I don’t buy it, or her hype….but who cares about what I think….no one cares about what I think.


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2019

15

Jul

Kristen Stewart’s Shitty Lesbian Tits and Gut Sunbathing for Twilight Fans of the Day

I think the title of this post covers everything I have to say about Kristen Stewart, her rendition of lesbianism, with her tits out getting some sun, like the free spirit I guess she is now that she’s found orgasms through pussy eating…

She’s a very boring celebrity, that twilight thing was just so big anyone involved would get some level of relevance…and this one cracked with the success….but is now confident…so confideent she’s got her fat stomach out on the yacht cuz lesbianism is far more forgiving than hetero dudes…the “patriarchy” who have unrealisitic expectations out of the women they sexualize…

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2019

10

Jun

Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

Kristen Stewart Topless Nipples

Kristen Stewart taking this butch dyke role so seriously…..

Kristen Stewart, who is a parody of a dyke, almost mocking the lesbian experience, even though she’s approached it like she’s a character actor, and eats pussy, or does lesbian relationships, in a new dyke kind of way….you know the kind of dykes on the bus who won’t kiss…. the modern and convenient dyke who doesn’t represent anything dyke, who doesn’t look like a fat man construction worker or weirdo who couldn’t get a dude so went for chicks….but is confidently taking ownership on being a dyke, cuz she pretends she’s a dyke since she is all about girls and cunt…despite having had cock…

It’s all so hard to navigate, but her tits are out, them TWILIGHT tits out….doing that hipster who doesn’t shower shit…all during PRIDE month…cuz it is a month now….and it’s all so silly – but still Kristen Stewart tit which I guess is something people want to see – Twilight fans are weird…

But I say bring the tits, all the tits, in this nipple protest, cuz I love tits, even boring and lame identity crisis tits like Kristen Stewart tits.

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2019

29

Apr

Kristen Stewart Topless of the Day

Kristen Stewart Tits in Jeremiah Terminator LeRoy 2

Kristen Stewart is topless in her new movie Jeremiah Terminator LeRoy.. wrapping her lesbian tits up to finally become the trans man we all see her as…

Dreams do come true for someone who I never found hot, always thought was a product of incest, who’s masculinization to de-sexualize herself….didn’t make her any hotter…or interesting…she just remained what looked like some emotionally damaged, really fucking boring, confused person who hated being famous as an actor…but who never seemed to go away….and now that she’s had the taste of pussy…she’s decided to grow out her dick or some shit.

I don’t get it…but here she is being a “serious” actor…in a “serious” role…that I am sure is about as eventful and exciting as all the other trash she’s done..which is NOT very eventful…

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2019

01

Mar

Kristen Stewart Hard Nipples of the Day

Kristen Stewart Hard NIpples

I cant tell if Kristen Stewart just left a rub n tug or if she’s getting ready to star as Aileen Wuornos in some MONSTER remake…..or if she’s just doing the lesbian thing, like the not very good Method actress she is, like Selma Blair with her MS, only for being queer not unable to speak without stuttering and strobing the fuck out….

Is this even real, or is this a fucking cartoon version of a lesbian, cuz actors are identity crisis people who go to the Lesbian bar once….and can imitate the fuck out of what they see there…which is probably a bunch of normals just imitating what they think a lesbian is…cuz everyone’s trying to live up to expectations..I don’t buy it…

If this was a meme it would be “Goes to Lesbian Bar Once”….

“Decides to lick pussy once”…

It’s all so over the top, but she’s never been hot to me…so whatever.

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2019

01

Feb

Kristen Stewart Full Tit of the Day

Kristen Stewart Lesbian Full TIt Braless

Lesbian Kristen Stewart is out there with her tit out…because I guess she’s that kind of lesbian, who’s not quite a lesbian at all, she just plays one in the media cuz it’s good for business, it’s good for a storyline, it makes an uninteresting girl more intereesting to the people, it allows her to get cliche lesbian haircuts and hang with other fake lesbians like the VS model she used to fist, scissor and cuddle…who she learned good strategy from at least based on this outfit and her tit…a tit far bigger than I expected it to be…

Girls will be girls whether they are self involved narcissists who masturbate together, showing each other their hot chick bodies naked on their piles of money, renouncing the devil dick, or all dick cuz it is the devil…they still want to walk around tits out for us to see and that is kind of them…the attention seeking I appreciate.

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2018

26

Dec

Kristen Stewart and her Lesbian Haircut Hangs with Nipples of the Day

Kristen Stewart is culturally appropriating Lesbians by living out the textbook definition of a lesbian…since actors have no souls and are fucking liars and identity crisis’….

I don’t know who Kristen Stewart’s new piece of pussy that she probably scissors is….but it’s not Stella Maxwell…they broke up…

I do know what the tits of the new piece look like since those tits are in a wife beater and you can see her nipples which is always an exciting thing…a fetish I had in the late 90s…when nipples weren’t everywhere…I liked it so much I’d make my girlfriend at the time walk around the house like that…but we weren’t lesbians…even though my penis is really more of a vagina with a swollen clit….because lesbianism is a myth…where pervert women do pervert things to each other …like fisting…in some weird mutual masturbation…because women naturally hate each other, resent each other, are catty towards each other…and the idea of them being in love with each other makes no fucking sense to me…It’s a porn category, not a very good one at that…not a real lifestyle choice…perverts…

I mean sure women can want to be with women cuz women are hot or whatever…and pussy is great or whatever…and mutually masturbating like girl scouts discovering themselves is their most exciting moment of their sexual lives and they want to carry that into adulthood….

I just find it weird, especially when it’s with a celebrity….who has embraced lesbianism so hard she got the haircut….probably has the flannel and construction boots at her home…maybe in New York where it is colder…

It reminds me of when rich coddled sheltered rich kids I know went to a rap party and went shopping for hip hop gear one night – then the next night went to a rock show and got their outfit for that…you know so out of touch they play dress up…

But the nipples in the wife-beater…that reminds me of a better time…

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2018

30

Nov

Kristen Stewart and Chloe Sevigny are Naked Axe Murderers of the Day

Kristen Stewart and chloe sevigny nude axe murderers

Kristen Stewart, the lesbian, who I guess is trying to be as serious about acting as she is about being a lesbian….have you seen her lesbian haircut? It’s almost convincing…and her lesbian Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend…who dudes jack off to and who walks around half naked for dudes….when lesbians typically date manly bitches, not bitches who sexualize themselves to me….has her tits out in a movie….

We like tits out in movies.

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