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2020

04

May

Camila Cabello Fat Ass Paparazzi Walk of the Day

Camila Cabello Fat Ass Paparazzi Walk

I have seen people mistakenly call CUBAN refugee turned popstar Camila Cabello hot. So this is some fact checking to refute those statements.

I get that you’re a dude and you’ll fuck anything and you find anything hot, but we need to have some sort of benchmark or analytics to put a bitch up against to determine her hot quotient in an OBJECTIVE way…even if beauty is subjective…we can have some kind of standardized testing we all agree on where people who are turned on by a 3 still think it’s a 3 and not a 10 because they have a boner.

You know what I mean….I’ve been documenting fake news in the media for 15 years at least when it comes to these girls…because they want you to think they are hot, their label want you to think they are hot, and the media that suck up to the label and the celebs want you to think she is hot, when it’s all just media manipulation and lies…

So when she was in Danity Kane or some other bullshit Pussycat Doll kind of girl group before going off on her own…and people would be like ‘That bitch is fucking hot’….and I was like you can go to Cuba and find your own that is MUCH hotter for an affordable rate…because of Communism / Fidel Castro…Ya’ll need to stop thinking celebrity makes a bitch hotter than she is….and focus on actual hot chicks. Right.

I mean this is some fat quarantine with a trash face…explain to me what is hot in this other than “she’s got a pussy”. Thanks.

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