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2024

08

Aug

Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

I have never been to Cuba, but I’ve heard they are a starving communist nation because communism doesn’t work, but it does make people skinny, which may mean that it does work. Keep em hungry!

Cabello is the human trafficked to America Cuban who drifted in on a raft. She used to go by the name ELIAN GONZALEZ but then rebranded.

She lives that American dream being a pop star, because her handlers could show her pictures of people lining up for toilet paper back home to remind her she’s been given a gift….

She also eats that American diet and has been pretty fucking fat…

But luckily the American Diet also has American big Pharma….and the rumor is she’s on OZEMPIC, just not on a high enough dose yet…but as she thins out, her skin remains loose, hanging and cottage cheese filled.

She may not even be THAT fat, because she could be 5 foot nothing, but she looks soft and sloppy and the ass is too fat for her frame which is what cant’s..

COTTAGE CHEESE for lunch….alright.

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2024

05

Aug

Camila Cabello Gets Slutty in Selfies of the Day

Camila Cabello is the hot Cuban Sandwich and not necessarily hot in a good way. She’s based in Miami, which is probably a shocker to most people because being Cuban born and ending up in Miami is so rare….so the kind of Hot Cuban Sandwich she is, is more the kind you buy and forget in the car during a heat wave….so it’s technically hot, but you can also die of botulism if you eat it…

I’m sure some people find Cabello, who is living the American dream and stealing the dreams or the job or the eyeballs from Americans who are born in America, because she just has the work ethic or the team of people behind her that invested in her human trafficking and want the ROI.

SO while American girls are sitting all fat in their trailer park eating Mountain Dew and Fentanyl, she’s risen to the top.

For a while, she was having sex with a homosexual out of Canada for the hype, she was also the slutty one in a teen girl group before going solo, then she ate her feelings and now she’s probably on Ozempic.

She posted these an hour ago, so I’m quick on the draw, not because I am a Camila Cabello fan boy, but by accident…

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2023

29

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

Camila Cabello is being a bit of a slut in her content because that’s what these ladies do. They produce content that would be reserved for their gay husbands in the past, but post it up in their content feed….for the people to appreciate for free…in a weird “is this onlyfans” when it’s not…

She’s in bikini, showing off her pecs, which as a Tiny Titty fan should be seen as less of an insult, but the truth is that just because I like tiny tits, doesn’t mean I like gross masculine chest tiny tits….

The funny thing about this is that she’s working the angles, since she’s obese, trying to be hot, since she’s obese and she even has an ice cube on her, like those girls who put ice cubes in their cunt for masturbation and it’s all so weird, since she’s a top tier popstar….

Not that being a top tier popstar means she doesn’t suck, I mean clearly pop culture sucks…

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2023

25

Aug

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

CAMILA CABELLO CLEAVAGE…exciting for the fat rich hispanic girl titty lovers out there….

Camila Cabello is a Cuban refugee who was luckily born to a Mexican father who was living in Cuba and able to escape Cuba for Mexico before making her way to Miami by climbing the border wall with her mom, or crossing the border river with her mom, before getting on a Greyhound to Miami where they laid low and potentially used other people’s social security numbers before finding a way to sell her off to the entertainment industry so that she could have that AMERICAN DREAM she deserved, but that actual native Americans don’t deserve because they are too fat, broke and lazy to get where they need to go…

Unless all that’s just bullshit and she was undocumented because she was created in a lab at DISNEY before they created the FIFTH HARMONY group that allowed her to have her SOLO career…

Doesn’t really matter, since she’s here, she dates queers and she’s got her tit slipping out of shirt….

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2022

14

Sep

Camila Cabello Bikini Dance

Camila Cabello just happens to be a Cuban girl born in communism, who just happened to come over to America, probably illegally, since she was born into communism, which all these woke libtards think is an awesome system to live under, even though they don’t leave the resort when they go to Cuba on their cheap all inclusive vacations, assuming they take time away from TWITTER, which I don’t…..

So yeah, Cuban girl just randomly becomes part of a trending girl’s band, only to have her own solo career, before getting herself fat as shit, since she was a tiny thing when she started, owning the fatness, because she’s empowered or paid, or bought, or manufactured and this is her propagandizing to the youth, half naked, small titty and THICC!

I’ll assume some of you find it hot, the whole latin roots booty shaking almost overpowers the 20 pounds of being overweight, but it’s just making me hungry for a CUBANO sandwich, those are good, and I don’t mean her Shawn Mendes, likely not eaten pussy, but that’s a Cubano sandwich too!

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2022

29

Apr

Camila Cabello Crop Top of the Day

I am a firm believer that the system is rigged, that the famous people who become famous are 95% of the time groomed, trained or positioned to be famous….sure the occasional person may slip through the cracks but the origin stories we read are all manufactured fucking lies….

So when I see people like Camila Cabello, who is known to have been an illegal refugee from Cuba who just happened to end up on a talent show that made her stupid famous, since those talent show auditions never plant people in to launch their careers, I think about all the rich, equally talented, hotter, definitely fitter bitches who spent their lives training to get a record deal, taking the best singing and dance and music classes, even rocking some raw talent, becasue talent doesn’t just go to Cuban refugees….and those people don’t make it….you gotta ask yourself what lab she was created in, what organization brought her in, it just doesn’t make sense.

I feel the same way about Rihanna..

Why would some 14 year old from Barbados who could probably not afford a flight out of Barbados end up the top billionaire popstar…with mediocre talent.

It just doesn’t make sense……

What I am saying is Camila Cabello is not hot enough, talented enough, or interesting enough to be worthy of top tier fame, yet she’s got it. CONSPRIACY.

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2022

26

Apr

Camila Cabello Ass of the Day

Camila Cabello, who is fat by Hollywood standards, or by any rational person over the age of 35’s standards, because there was a time when you were the only fat kid at the waterpark, or swim class, or beach, or gym locker room, it wasn’t ever 1.5 motherfucker being ridiculed for having big ol titties….

But in today’s internet standards of low standards because they are inclusive, woke and too self absorbed to care, her pop star body is fit….and really when you’re in this pose, we’ll call it strategic posing as the fatties of OnlyFans have likely mastered, the gunt is hidden, the Cuban illegal poster child of the American Dream thanks to whatever human trafficking goes on for these pop stars they create….I’m not privy to that info..but the leopard print bikini, the raising hell hat, an the perverting the minds of her young fans is enough to make me think I know what club she’s part of…and it’s not Jesus’.

Anyway, thanks to the internet, we all jerk off to fatties we’re being gamed by and that’s probably why everyone’s an anti social reclusive….hide from society cuz they can’t live up to their lie and they don’t want to expose themselves because they like being jerked off to….groundwork for the METAVERSE.

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2022

04

Apr

Camila Cabello Beach Body of the Day

Here’s some Camila Cabello doing her best Sports Illustrated Body photoshoot for the paparazzi in her native Miami, which may not really be her native Miami, I am not really up to speed on her origin story, she may be Elian Gonzalez for all I know, floated into town on a old communist door that still had some float in it, or some sort of raft crafted from used condoms and old Russian Ketchup bottles….because leaving communism is hell, which is why we shouldn’t want our society to go communist…EVEN if it worked out nicely for Cabello and a few other Cubans like that hot Anna De Armas, despite her Ben Affleck AIDS we assume she has….

Anyway, clearly, the good American dream that most Americans can’t manage to pull off, which is why it is still a dream for many…..worked out nicely for this one because she can afford all the beans and rice, cake and candy, fast food and AMERICAN KETCHUP HER heart desires, until it gives out on her, like a True American heart….all half dead from all the shitty foods…

I could make fun of her big fat square flat cuban ass that is totally out of proportion with hr tits….but I wouldn’t mind trying to bury my face in it to see if I could taste her lunch…because a fat dumpy ceelulite ass and thighs never scared me..it’s not FAT CHICK enough for me to repulsed…but it’s close.

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2022

12

Jan

Camila Cabello Big Bikini of the Day

The world has gone mad with their mandates…mandating this, mandating that…experimental gene therapy or woke bullshit…it’s mandated…but they don’t mandate health and wellness, you won’t see a MANDATORY SALAD PER DAY…and they don’t mandate fitness….if anything they celebrate the fatties….they put the fatties on the podium….and shame the hotties for being hot…if a skinny bitch posts a hot pic on social…most comments will be EAT A SANDWICH…like I’ve ever told a girl to EAT ANYTHING…if anything, I’ve removed the sandwich from their plate and said “do some sit ups bitch”…..but the problem is the fats outnumber the hots and when backed into a corner or threatened the fats realize the hots are a liability…so they do all they can to rid the world of the hots and the hots scared of being hot end up getting fat to avoid the conflict….it’s crazy.

Anyway, I am on team HOTS….and feel they need burkini mandates.

I know what you’re thinking, because you’ve been brainwashed…some “especially in the hot bodied who are just there to make the fatties insecure…ban all hotties so the fatties can thrive”….which is why I hate you.

That’s the world we live in. It’s actually a great way to make more girls fat and ugly, you know why have hot girls, they are just a distraction and bullies by existing, THEY should be removed by SOCIETY….MANDATE a certain fat chick BMI…because a world with fat uglies is still a world where dudes will fuck regardless cuz they are dudes…but then there becomes a hierarchy of fat uglies…where the hottest of the fat and uglies…or the fittest of the fat uglies become the new normal….the new hot chick…so really it’s a LOSING battle…which is why we should just keep hot chicks hot…and BAN celebrities for being fat uglies..in bikinis…maybe MANDATE that burkini for the fatties…and keep the hotties in thong bikinis….because this free for all needs some boundaries, some lines in the fucking sand…

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2021

15

Nov

Camila Cabello Fitness Struggle of the Day

Dude…

Camila Cabello is some Cuban import that made it in Hollywood which always makes me feel suspicious because there are so many talented locals who don’t make it…so how did someone who was brought over by a communist country with seemingly no money….get to the top of the charts in a girl band. I guess her talent was JUST THAT much better than everyone else and I don’t know anything about her music, so I can’t confirm or deny that, but I do know that none of the pop music out there is meaningful, inspiring or real music. The girls leading the bands or dancing on stage as they pretend to sing the over produced songs are usually not that impressive and obviously just a vessel to push whatever thy are pushing. I guess a broke girl from Cuba would be a great one to use, knowing she wouldn’t bog anything down with her born in America privilege.

That’s not to say I know anything about her rise to the top, I am just a skeptic….

There was a time when she was a tight package of a popstar in a girl band, who went solo…then the pandemic happened and she went back to Florida where she clearly had one too many Cuban spit roasts…maybe with her boyfriend who is also a popster where he was the meat in the middle taking it from both sides…you know cuz he has gay vibes….or maybe it was just too much RICE AND BEANS….now that she’s all rich as shit and famous.

Anyway, she’s not as humiliated by her weight gain as she would have been a decade ago, since even when fat she’s skinnier than the average and I guess she’s getting back into fighting shape, in this struggle to do a sit up….her belly in those bike shorts getting in the way as it does and for those of you who sit in the park and watch outdoor workouts, this is more post pregnancy, during pregnancy, or geriatric “Boot camps”….at least in terms with the body.

The good news is at least she’s trying..

The better news is at least she put her trainer in the picture, because that’s an ass and body distraction Cabello needs…she should bring her everywhere she goes, you know to give us something to look at.

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