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2024

04

Nov

Camilla Cabello is a Fat Cuban Bunny of the Day

For some reason, lots of whores dressed like bunnies this Halloween, it must have been something to do with the mind controlled hive mind narrative that they are brainwashed by, just doing what they are told…

I may not have done that many Halloween posts because ultimately real life is more terrifying than celebrities in costumes, since these clowns don’t matter, despite thinking they matter….

But that isn’t fair to you dear reader, who doesn’t know how to read due to the brain injury and retardation that is required to visit this site….

So we’ve got demon witch CHARLI XCX in costume…. HERE .

We’ve got big titty Charlotte McKInney in a bra top…. HERE

Emma Roberts in a pink wig…. HERE

Bella Hadid as a grocery shopper…. HERE

Kaia Gerber aas a Cheerleader with a tranny… HERE

Kelsea Ballerini as Olivia Newton John in Greece…. HERE

Halle and Chloe Bailey in Thigh High Stockings…. HERE

Laura Harrier as a Slutty Tarzan… HERE

Nina Dobrev as Catwoman… HERE

Megan Fox Looking Crazy… HERE

Two Girls from Riverdale in Costumes… HERE

Paris Hilton as Britney Spears… HERE

Laresen Thompson in a White Dress … HERE

Or we have this Camilla Cabello chick’s fat ass looking far less fat than when she was really fucking fat, because of hard work and OZEMPIC curbing her fat girl appetite…

It’s not her fault, she escaped communism, got rich through human trafficking tactics, and had all the money to eat all the food that her family back home doesn’t have access to while being communists….as she pushes the agenda here to get you to buy into becoming communist in exchange for abortion laws…

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2024

08

Aug

Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

I have never been to Cuba, but I’ve heard they are a starving communist nation because communism doesn’t work, but it does make people skinny, which may mean that it does work. Keep em hungry!

Cabello is the human trafficked to America Cuban who drifted in on a raft. She used to go by the name ELIAN GONZALEZ but then rebranded.

She lives that American dream being a pop star, because her handlers could show her pictures of people lining up for toilet paper back home to remind her she’s been given a gift….

She also eats that American diet and has been pretty fucking fat…

But luckily the American Diet also has American big Pharma….and the rumor is she’s on OZEMPIC, just not on a high enough dose yet…but as she thins out, her skin remains loose, hanging and cottage cheese filled.

She may not even be THAT fat, because she could be 5 foot nothing, but she looks soft and sloppy and the ass is too fat for her frame which is what cant’s..

COTTAGE CHEESE for lunch….alright.

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2024

05

Aug

Camila Cabello Gets Slutty in Selfies of the Day

Camila Cabello is the hot Cuban Sandwich and not necessarily hot in a good way. She’s based in Miami, which is probably a shocker to most people because being Cuban born and ending up in Miami is so rare….so the kind of Hot Cuban Sandwich she is, is more the kind you buy and forget in the car during a heat wave….so it’s technically hot, but you can also die of botulism if you eat it…

I’m sure some people find Cabello, who is living the American dream and stealing the dreams or the job or the eyeballs from Americans who are born in America, because she just has the work ethic or the team of people behind her that invested in her human trafficking and want the ROI.

SO while American girls are sitting all fat in their trailer park eating Mountain Dew and Fentanyl, she’s risen to the top.

For a while, she was having sex with a homosexual out of Canada for the hype, she was also the slutty one in a teen girl group before going solo, then she ate her feelings and now she’s probably on Ozempic.

She posted these an hour ago, so I’m quick on the draw, not because I am a Camila Cabello fan boy, but by accident…

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2023

29

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

Camila Cabello is being a bit of a slut in her content because that’s what these ladies do. They produce content that would be reserved for their gay husbands in the past, but post it up in their content feed….for the people to appreciate for free…in a weird “is this onlyfans” when it’s not…

She’s in bikini, showing off her pecs, which as a Tiny Titty fan should be seen as less of an insult, but the truth is that just because I like tiny tits, doesn’t mean I like gross masculine chest tiny tits….

The funny thing about this is that she’s working the angles, since she’s obese, trying to be hot, since she’s obese and she even has an ice cube on her, like those girls who put ice cubes in their cunt for masturbation and it’s all so weird, since she’s a top tier popstar….

Not that being a top tier popstar means she doesn’t suck, I mean clearly pop culture sucks…

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2023

25

Aug

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

CAMILA CABELLO CLEAVAGE…exciting for the fat rich hispanic girl titty lovers out there….

Camila Cabello is a Cuban refugee who was luckily born to a Mexican father who was living in Cuba and able to escape Cuba for Mexico before making her way to Miami by climbing the border wall with her mom, or crossing the border river with her mom, before getting on a Greyhound to Miami where they laid low and potentially used other people’s social security numbers before finding a way to sell her off to the entertainment industry so that she could have that AMERICAN DREAM she deserved, but that actual native Americans don’t deserve because they are too fat, broke and lazy to get where they need to go…

Unless all that’s just bullshit and she was undocumented because she was created in a lab at DISNEY before they created the FIFTH HARMONY group that allowed her to have her SOLO career…

Doesn’t really matter, since she’s here, she dates queers and she’s got her tit slipping out of shirt….

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2022

14

Sep

Camila Cabello Bikini Dance

Camila Cabello just happens to be a Cuban girl born in communism, who just happened to come over to America, probably illegally, since she was born into communism, which all these woke libtards think is an awesome system to live under, even though they don’t leave the resort when they go to Cuba on their cheap all inclusive vacations, assuming they take time away from TWITTER, which I don’t…..

So yeah, Cuban girl just randomly becomes part of a trending girl’s band, only to have her own solo career, before getting herself fat as shit, since she was a tiny thing when she started, owning the fatness, because she’s empowered or paid, or bought, or manufactured and this is her propagandizing to the youth, half naked, small titty and THICC!

I’ll assume some of you find it hot, the whole latin roots booty shaking almost overpowers the 20 pounds of being overweight, but it’s just making me hungry for a CUBANO sandwich, those are good, and I don’t mean her Shawn Mendes, likely not eaten pussy, but that’s a Cubano sandwich too!

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2022

29

Apr

Camila Cabello Crop Top of the Day

I am a firm believer that the system is rigged, that the famous people who become famous are 95% of the time groomed, trained or positioned to be famous….sure the occasional person may slip through the cracks but the origin stories we read are all manufactured fucking lies….

So when I see people like Camila Cabello, who is known to have been an illegal refugee from Cuba who just happened to end up on a talent show that made her stupid famous, since those talent show auditions never plant people in to launch their careers, I think about all the rich, equally talented, hotter, definitely fitter bitches who spent their lives training to get a record deal, taking the best singing and dance and music classes, even rocking some raw talent, becasue talent doesn’t just go to Cuban refugees….and those people don’t make it….you gotta ask yourself what lab she was created in, what organization brought her in, it just doesn’t make sense.

I feel the same way about Rihanna..

Why would some 14 year old from Barbados who could probably not afford a flight out of Barbados end up the top billionaire popstar…with mediocre talent.

It just doesn’t make sense……

What I am saying is Camila Cabello is not hot enough, talented enough, or interesting enough to be worthy of top tier fame, yet she’s got it. CONSPRIACY.

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2022

26

Apr

Camila Cabello Ass of the Day

Camila Cabello, who is fat by Hollywood standards, or by any rational person over the age of 35’s standards, because there was a time when you were the only fat kid at the waterpark, or swim class, or beach, or gym locker room, it wasn’t ever 1.5 motherfucker being ridiculed for having big ol titties….

But in today’s internet standards of low standards because they are inclusive, woke and too self absorbed to care, her pop star body is fit….and really when you’re in this pose, we’ll call it strategic posing as the fatties of OnlyFans have likely mastered, the gunt is hidden, the Cuban illegal poster child of the American Dream thanks to whatever human trafficking goes on for these pop stars they create….I’m not privy to that info..but the leopard print bikini, the raising hell hat, an the perverting the minds of her young fans is enough to make me think I know what club she’s part of…and it’s not Jesus’.

Anyway, thanks to the internet, we all jerk off to fatties we’re being gamed by and that’s probably why everyone’s an anti social reclusive….hide from society cuz they can’t live up to their lie and they don’t want to expose themselves because they like being jerked off to….groundwork for the METAVERSE.

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2022

04

Apr

Camila Cabello Beach Body of the Day

Here’s some Camila Cabello doing her best Sports Illustrated Body photoshoot for the paparazzi in her native Miami, which may not really be her native Miami, I am not really up to speed on her origin story, she may be Elian Gonzalez for all I know, floated into town on a old communist door that still had some float in it, or some sort of raft crafted from used condoms and old Russian Ketchup bottles….because leaving communism is hell, which is why we shouldn’t want our society to go communist…EVEN if it worked out nicely for Cabello and a few other Cubans like that hot Anna De Armas, despite her Ben Affleck AIDS we assume she has….

Anyway, clearly, the good American dream that most Americans can’t manage to pull off, which is why it is still a dream for many…..worked out nicely for this one because she can afford all the beans and rice, cake and candy, fast food and AMERICAN KETCHUP HER heart desires, until it gives out on her, like a True American heart….all half dead from all the shitty foods…

I could make fun of her big fat square flat cuban ass that is totally out of proportion with hr tits….but I wouldn’t mind trying to bury my face in it to see if I could taste her lunch…because a fat dumpy ceelulite ass and thighs never scared me..it’s not FAT CHICK enough for me to repulsed…but it’s close.

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2022

12

Jan

Camila Cabello Big Bikini of the Day

The world has gone mad with their mandates…mandating this, mandating that…experimental gene therapy or woke bullshit…it’s mandated…but they don’t mandate health and wellness, you won’t see a MANDATORY SALAD PER DAY…and they don’t mandate fitness….if anything they celebrate the fatties….they put the fatties on the podium….and shame the hotties for being hot…if a skinny bitch posts a hot pic on social…most comments will be EAT A SANDWICH…like I’ve ever told a girl to EAT ANYTHING…if anything, I’ve removed the sandwich from their plate and said “do some sit ups bitch”…..but the problem is the fats outnumber the hots and when backed into a corner or threatened the fats realize the hots are a liability…so they do all they can to rid the world of the hots and the hots scared of being hot end up getting fat to avoid the conflict….it’s crazy.

Anyway, I am on team HOTS….and feel they need burkini mandates.

I know what you’re thinking, because you’ve been brainwashed…some “especially in the hot bodied who are just there to make the fatties insecure…ban all hotties so the fatties can thrive”….which is why I hate you.

That’s the world we live in. It’s actually a great way to make more girls fat and ugly, you know why have hot girls, they are just a distraction and bullies by existing, THEY should be removed by SOCIETY….MANDATE a certain fat chick BMI…because a world with fat uglies is still a world where dudes will fuck regardless cuz they are dudes…but then there becomes a hierarchy of fat uglies…where the hottest of the fat and uglies…or the fittest of the fat uglies become the new normal….the new hot chick…so really it’s a LOSING battle…which is why we should just keep hot chicks hot…and BAN celebrities for being fat uglies..in bikinis…maybe MANDATE that burkini for the fatties…and keep the hotties in thong bikinis….because this free for all needs some boundaries, some lines in the fucking sand…

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