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2020

15

Oct

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

Camila Cabello Cleavage

I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man, but even that’s hotter than what she actually is.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time.before having to change his identity before being deported….

Camila Cabello is popular, but obviously a pawn in the music industry to push that Cuban vibes to a Cuban audience, like they did with J.Lo for the Puerto Ricans…it’s a lucrative market….and whether she’s popular or not, paying radio stations to play her songs, buying millions of copies of her songs from call centers in the Philippines to jack up her stats….but that doesn’t mean she’s hot…it means she’s over hyped.

Built like a lunch lady, despite being rich enough to look better, with her tits out to distract from that face and neck, carrying a fancy camera in what is the worst sponsored post ever – Sony….that maybe she’ll use to film some porn like all the other girls are doing, I mean why would anyone want an SLR camera, for her youtube content creation and other annoying shit, or butthole shots…only time will tell..

So here she is with her tits out to distract from her 40 year old looking face…

Camila Cabello Cleavage


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2020

03

Aug

Camila Cabello’s Bathing Suit Reveal of the Day

I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time, before having to change his identity before being deported….it’s a Camila Cabello, the popular over singing popstar who has made serious fucking moves in her short career, is built like a lunch lady, a cafeteria worker, a bus driver who sits on her ass all day and not like a young millionaire who can afford good food, good trainers, but doesn’t bother because she knows the people will love her regardless of having a nice booty…then there’s the face…that looks like a dude with Bells Palsy or that lacked oxygen when it was born…maybe on some cerebral palsy kick…something is very off about these but I dare you to jerk off to the pics anyway….jerk off challenges…the gayest gameshow around….

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2020

04

May

Camila Cabello Fat Ass Paparazzi Walk of the Day

Camila Cabello Fat Ass Paparazzi Walk

I have seen people mistakenly call CUBAN refugee turned popstar Camila Cabello hot. So this is some fact checking to refute those statements.

I get that you’re a dude and you’ll fuck anything and you find anything hot, but we need to have some sort of benchmark or analytics to put a bitch up against to determine her hot quotient in an OBJECTIVE way…even if beauty is subjective…we can have some kind of standardized testing we all agree on where people who are turned on by a 3 still think it’s a 3 and not a 10 because they have a boner.

You know what I mean….I’ve been documenting fake news in the media for 15 years at least when it comes to these girls…because they want you to think they are hot, their label want you to think they are hot, and the media that suck up to the label and the celebs want you to think she is hot, when it’s all just media manipulation and lies…

So when she was in Danity Kane or some other bullshit Pussycat Doll kind of girl group before going off on her own…and people would be like ‘That bitch is fucking hot’….and I was like you can go to Cuba and find your own that is MUCH hotter for an affordable rate…because of Communism / Fidel Castro…Ya’ll need to stop thinking celebrity makes a bitch hotter than she is….and focus on actual hot chicks. Right.

I mean this is some fat quarantine with a trash face…explain to me what is hot in this other than “she’s got a pussy”. Thanks.

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2020

01

Apr

Camila Cabello Tit Check of the Day

Camila Cabello Tits

I guess this Cabello chick is checking to see if her tit is still there, since her boyfriend for publicity, or her stage boyfriend, is clearly a queer…and doesn’t give her tits what they need.

They are both doing this for marketing purposes. Strength in numbers at least for the kids who follow these idiots, because they know that kids need dramatic storylines outside of the shows and music they hear, to stay engaged…just one of the many manipulation tactics of the media who has us ALL brainwashed already….they start us at a young age….

Fuck coordinated publicity stunt relationships to brain wash the kids….I’m talking to you ever fake relationship to ever happen in hollywood for press…fuckers.

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2020

27

Mar

Camila Cabello Lookin Thick of the Day

Camila Cabello is in Miami with her queer Canadian boyfriend she pretends to date despite him being a queer…

I guess Miami is where she’s from being a Cuban born artist, she likely was smuggled in on some ELIAN GONZALEZ raft, only more under the radar than him, and not sent back like him….allowing her to be the big big star she is today….

I assume this is them on self quarantine, holding hands for the paparazzi they paid to capture this moment as a bored Mendes tries to play the part, knowing he’d rather be sucking dick, and will be sucking dick later that night, it’s Miami ya’ll…

On her walk, Camila dumped her coffee of someone’s front lawn, which is considered biohazard now more than ever with the COVID-19 virus….maybe she trying to spread the virus, one of the soldiers of the NWO doing her part to get the world sick so they do mandatory vaccines to microchip us so they can mind control us…

You know some sick fan boy following her is going to lick that off the ground….

Also on her walk, Camila’s ass was fat.


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2019

26

Sep

Camila Cabello Trying her Best of the Day

Camila Cabello Trying Her Best

Camila Cabello trying her best to be sexy on stage…key word…TRYING…

This is what I think about every time I see her….

This is her living the American fucking dream, despite being a Cuban Immigrant stealing your jobs, almost as bad as a 15 year old climate change activist…


Camila Cabello Trying Her Best

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2019

17

Sep

Camila Cabello Erotica of the Day

Camila Cabello Erotica

Camila Cabello is not making out with her rumored homosexual boyfriend, who I don’t think is actually a homosexual, since we live in the Chinese Year of the Homosexual and homosexuals are thriving.

Sure she may have learned this pose from her boyfriend’s GRINDER….where his bio is “HUNG”…and that he’s on PREP…you know to lure the RAW DOG BAREBACK….but the whole keep the gay dude pretending to be straight – keep in the closet is a thing of the fucking past. Teen girls don’t need the fanatasy that the popstar could date them in their imaginary world of TEEN HEART THROBS…..they’d be just as happy dreaming about them being their GAY BEST FRIENDS they shop and talk about boys with.

SO…I won’t called Mendes a closet case for marketing and this is his beard…but that’s what the story is so you can decipher it yourself as Camilla tries to get some male attention to make up for a boyfriend who doesn’t fuck her…

Camila Cabello Erotica

Here she is in some weird drag..
Camila Cabello Erotica Drag

Here she is in some tight leggings..
Camila Cabello Erotica Tight Leggings

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2019

12

Sep

Cuban Cabello Tongue Fucks Homosexual Canadian Singing of the Day

Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, to steal all your WHITE AMERICAN jobs like being a popstar….not that I care, I am Canadian and we embrace all immigrants…just look at what our HOMOSEXUAL popstar – Shawn Mendes does to your immigrants – Camila Cabello with his tongue…

When Elian Gonzalez, was sent back to CUBA after his brave flotilla to Florida because Bill Clinton didn’t like him….but did like this one….probably thanks to EPSTEIN approach to young girls…I wonder if writing that will get me killed.

Now she’s trolling the media…with this type of shameless terrible comedy content the fans are talking about cuz they have nothing else going on. But it’s worth a post for you to see some tongue fucking from some overrated trash to make you feel great about the state of pop culture…

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2019

02

Sep

Camila Cabello Hard NIpples of the Day

Camila Cabello Hard NIpples

Camila Cabello with her hard nipples out because she’s exhausted from being a BEARD to Shawn Mendes, who she has a hit song with….

The whole staging a relationship with a gay celeb to commit to some storyline that sells product, seems outdated, a thing of the past….just silly in this era of posting up your daily shit, as in BOWEL MOVEMENT on your social media to show the world how shameless, open an honest you are with your fans…not to mention homo is in, but I guess groupie girls like the fantasy that they will one date Mendes like they were cuban raft drifter Cabello…as they consume their duet like it’s fact…because the audience is clearly still fucking dumb.

Camila Cabello Hard NIpples

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2019

30

Jul

Camila Cabello Full Pussy of the Day

Camila Cabello Pussy

Cuban Born Camila Cabello, who I assume floated in on a raft with Elian Gonzalez, which may or may not age me, not that I care, I am old as fuck and remember when they sent him back to CUBA after his brave float to Florida…Bill Clinton was President….

She bounced from Havana to Mexico City and snuck into Miami like good undocumented….

She is living the American dream, a superstar, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real mad in their trailer park homes…real mad…

She is wearing a white bathing suit, which as everyone knows, including Camila Cabello, but when the paparazzi is there you gotta make it count…

I have a love for white wet bathing suits and their sheer pussy lip exposing qualities…you can see her nipples too like a good white wet bathing suit should…this is probably her most important work…stare at the slit you fucks.

FRONT HOLE FOR EVERYONE…as she lives a life of a Cuban Hooker without the need to actually be a hooker like the Cubans in Cuba working for sex tourism….


Here she is making out with Shawn Mendes the closet homosexual, if you look hard enough you can find the leaked tape of him having gay phone sex..
Camila Cabello Full Pussy

Here is her nip slip
Camila Cabello Nipples

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