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2021

15

Nov

Camila Cabello Fitness Struggle of the Day

Dude…

Camila Cabello is some Cuban import that made it in Hollywood which always makes me feel suspicious because there are so many talented locals who don’t make it…so how did someone who was brought over by a communist country with seemingly no money….get to the top of the charts in a girl band. I guess her talent was JUST THAT much better than everyone else and I don’t know anything about her music, so I can’t confirm or deny that, but I do know that none of the pop music out there is meaningful, inspiring or real music. The girls leading the bands or dancing on stage as they pretend to sing the over produced songs are usually not that impressive and obviously just a vessel to push whatever thy are pushing. I guess a broke girl from Cuba would be a great one to use, knowing she wouldn’t bog anything down with her born in America privilege.

That’s not to say I know anything about her rise to the top, I am just a skeptic….

There was a time when she was a tight package of a popstar in a girl band, who went solo…then the pandemic happened and she went back to Florida where she clearly had one too many Cuban spit roasts…maybe with her boyfriend who is also a popster where he was the meat in the middle taking it from both sides…you know cuz he has gay vibes….or maybe it was just too much RICE AND BEANS….now that she’s all rich as shit and famous.

Anyway, she’s not as humiliated by her weight gain as she would have been a decade ago, since even when fat she’s skinnier than the average and I guess she’s getting back into fighting shape, in this struggle to do a sit up….her belly in those bike shorts getting in the way as it does and for those of you who sit in the park and watch outdoor workouts, this is more post pregnancy, during pregnancy, or geriatric “Boot camps”….at least in terms with the body.

The good news is at least she’s trying..

The better news is at least she put her trainer in the picture, because that’s an ass and body distraction Cabello needs…she should bring her everywhere she goes, you know to give us something to look at.

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2021

05

Nov

Camila Cabello Ass of the Day

I have a friend named STEFAN….he’s a gay, black, cocaine addict with AIDS….or LONG COVID, we haven’t quite looked into it, he just coughs a lot.

He is a huge Camila Cabello fan, so if you’ve wondered who gives a fuck about Camila Cabello, the Cuban human trafficked to America, packaged hot in some chick band used to brainwash motherfuckers…STEFAN is your guy…unless you’re not into gay black guys with AIDS, BIGOT!

Camila has done gone fat and is owning it, which the mainstream media will present to you as “YOU GO GIRL”…..”LOOKING FIERCE”….or other words of encouragement…like being a fat fuck is a good thing, when it is never a good thing, even when some ANOREXIC GIRL near death decides to fatten up…it is NEVER GOOD.

The TRUTH IS, like STEFAN, obesity is a STRAIN on the healthcare system. All the fat fucks out there are the real PANDEMIC…and supporting big asses is wrong, even if they turn you on, because you are weird…

Well, I sent STEFAN this picture and he said “I did NOT order thighs with cottage cheese!”….

If you’re lactose intolerant and 90 percent of people are…you will not appreciate this “SWIM IN A SKI SUIT” moment that got confused, lost in translation maybe, I don’t know, I don’t speak CUBAN….but whatever they told her to do, she interpreted as “SKIMPIEST LARGE BIKINI THAT FITS MY PANDEMIC FATNESS”…..

I do know what’s in that plastic bottle she’s carrying, but we’ll assume it’s a message in a bottle sent her way from her family back in Cuba to give her the latest UPDATE…you know FLORIDA shit.

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2021

02

Sep

Camila Cabello See Through Pants of the Day

Cinderella Dressed in Yella…look at this fucking pig in a thong you dumb fellow…

I don’t know if that’s the actual lyrics of the song, but I don’t know that the Cuban Bay of Pigs initiative that we all know who was behind that, is Camila Cabello’s new nickname, cuz she’s a Cuban…the size of a trucking bay…and is clearly a fucking pig.

I realize that is fat shaming…I also realize we’re in an obese culture of lazy fucking retards with the intelligence of a 7 year old, who don’t even know what they are signing up to on any front, because they are too busy having a diabetic sugar crash to tap into their brains….too fat and too dumb to figure it the fuck out…

Point being, society is fat, so fat has been normalized because they want you fat, while they pretend that they want you healthy, when they just want you addicted to their pills and following their lead…

So people will say shit like she’s so empowered, so brave, so strong….instead of saying SHE IS SO FUCKING FAT…they’ll even think she’s skinny, cuz they know fat or they are fatter…

We need STANDARDS, there are BASELINES that are needed….that line in the sand…

Yes, she is cast as a Cinderella in some new propaganda movie to teach the kids to forget about Prince Charming and choose their own personal, self absorbed, greedy and disgusting narcissism ….this is our world…

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2021

09

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini Top of the Day

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2021

02

Aug

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who rolled in on a raft because her family hated communism and wanted to live the American dream, so when they arrived in florida, they drove up to Disney and dropped her off for them to figure out how to best utilize her…and they chose “girl pop group”…..but I could be wrong, my unauthorized Cabello biography, could be all bullshit since I don’t trust anything I read, so I make my own storyline…

What I do know for sure is that there are rumors she was pregnant with her Gay Canadian boyfriend, but as it turns out she’s just fat..

This bikini selfie is one of empowering, or one from an angle she can stomach, because you can’t see how big her stomach is, with a few optical illusions like string bikinis pulled up to her neck, she’s got that hourglass figure ladies COVET…not COVID…

Anyway, this is a very calculated bikini selfie and it’s doing its best…as it does typical girl attention seeking by getting half naked…and fat or not, even though fat is gross, it’s still a shameless bikini selfie, to reduce her to nothing by an attention seeking body, despite being a best selling songstress, because they like to take talent and basically reduce it to fucking shit…I am not saying she’s talented, I am saying she’s shit, but potentially could do meaningful shi

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2021

07

Jun

Let’s Hope Camila Cabello is Pregnant of the Day

They say don’t fat shame people, which I’ll never understand, if you don’t shame people, and they think their fatness is awesome and empowering, then how will they know that people find it gross…

As fat girls will tell you, they can still get fucked, dudes can still get hard for them, but they prefer when a bitch isn’t fat, they just fuck what is available…and those who like the fat girls are just a niche fetish, not the norm, it’s just when fat girls become the norm, you gotta follow the fucking trends if you ever want your dick wet…cuz the skinny bitches left are either with rich guys or have drug addiction problems….the fat are moving in…at least on Cabello, the Cuban starlet who was in some girl band, only to do a solo career, where she was this hot young thing….which is no more…now she looks like she’s either pregnant from her homosexual boyfriend’s sperm…it has been a lockdown, people aren’t working as much, and sperm could be turkey basted in…she is Cuban after all, where it’s normal to have kids young…or maybe she’s just been eating her fucking feelings…I don’t know…but she carries her weight like a pregnant bitch so for her sake, we’ll run with that…you know as to not fat shame her, even though I believe shaming is a good thing, it’s how people get better…but instead mom shame her since making babies is just as fucking gross…but something she can overcome when she shits it out…..

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2021

01

Jun

Camila Cabello Bikini of the Day

Camila Cabello Bikini

It is interesting to see this body positivity shit give fat girls the confidence to put themselves out there in the dumpy weird bodied way…I mean, not that interesting, but you’d think a popstar who was packaged as the hot one in “One Direction” or whatever the fuck her shitty manufactured girl pop band was called…has been living in Miami from the paparazzi pics I see and don’t give a fuck about….clearly eating her way through the pandemic but people are all so fucking basic that the fact she’s in a bikini is enough for them, even though her vagina has been eaten by her thighs….the white bikini is supposed to be the bikini that lets me see cunt when wet…and bitches is hair is wet so SOMETHING is wrong here…maybe that’s why she’s trying to suck in her pussy lips…I just assumed it was in attempts to look thinner…

Point being…she is in a bikini, fat empowered, because why bother trying anymore everyone just gives you positive feedback cuz they scared to say “FAT FUCK UP IN HERE”…body shaming is amazing…try it…..not to mention girls have been body shaming my dick size since I realized I had a dick and it wasn’t just my change purse..

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2020

16

Dec

Camila Cabello Shaking Ass of the Day

I don’t know, I find Camila Cabello pretty fucking gross..so seeing her do some twerk down, you know because she’s Cuban and I guess that’s how they culturally dance for communism and Russian made Ketchup and Coca Cola, for the Canadian tourists who fly down there because it’s cheap as shit and filled with prostitutes… and I guess if I told you that this is how Elian Gonzalez ended up when the reassigned his gender and shipped him back to America you’d be impressed…from viral news story in the 90s…to viral popstar who looks like she eats too many Cuban Sandwiches…

But she’s a star filling the mainstream’s need for minorities to be the heroes to minority groups in part to not be called racist or only into white talent….but also because minority groups are another potential revenue stream to cash in on since that’s all they care about…

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2020

18

Nov

Camila Cabello Pregnant or Just Fat of the Day

Camila Cabello Pregnant or Just Fat

Here’s Camila Cabello looking real fucking pregnant…or just fat…because you know her boyfriend, the Canadian Popstar Mendes only fucks her up the ass for that gay experience…shit on the dick or it doesn’t count…cuz he’s clearly a queer…and she’s clearly Elian Gonzalez who managed to avoid deportation by rebranding himself as a girl…the whole going on to become a popstar with a solo career and a girl group it’s a great diversion from being a Cuban defector…

I do find it interesting that some CUBAN born immigrant has been able to become a huge star like Rihanna, while you can’t even pay your damn rent. Loser….it’s probably because you don’t appreciate the American Dream, you’re just so used to it that you’ll live in your mediocrity….so that people like Camila Cabello can take over the country with their first hand COMMUNIST ideals…wait in line for Toilet Paper like it was march 2020 shit…they are just trying to get you used to it.

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2020

02

Nov

Camila Cabello Dog Lady Ass of the Day

Camila Cabello Booty

Camila Cabello who I like to call Elian Gonzalez who transitioned once he was sent back to CUBA after floating in on a raft, I mean how else does a Cuban born girl end up escaping communism to make it in America at the level that this one has, it’s all very suspicious….but none of that matters now that she’s rich as shit, famous as shit, all while being a beard to a Homosexual Canadian popstar who she calls her boyfriend…

I don’t know how Camila Cabello made it into America, it may be because her Dad was Mexican born, but for whatever reason she escaped communism, lines for toilet paper, and is now living the American dream in Miami better than most Americans born in America do…all because she’s a song and dancer from some fabricated bullshit band that went onto have a solo career….where she managed to roll out some new look, where she was once the hot chick from Fifth Harmony, whatever that is…she is now the pig bitch with the monster ass and legs….from enjoying the wealth of the land now that she can buy all the fast food she wants instead of that off-brand Russian shit she grew up on…

I guess some people out there find obesity in their popstars hot, I see it as a sign of her being lazy as shit and no longer spending her days doing song and dance, it’s a pandemic ya’ll…there’s no shows to perform for…and that clearly suits her sitting on her fat ass fine…bitch can’t even walk the dog she’s so bloated…it’s like watching a fat girl go on a hike, falling on herself, huffing and puffing as she struggles to keep up, only the photo version…


Here she is as a witch with her potentially gay boyfriend Shawn Mendes

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