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Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who rolled in on a raft because her family hated communism and wanted to live the American dream, so when they arrived in florida, they drove up to Disney and dropped her off for them to figure out how to best utilize her…and they chose “girl pop group”…..but I could be wrong, my unauthorized Cabello biography, could be all bullshit since I don’t trust anything I read, so I make my own storyline…

What I do know for sure is that there are rumors she was pregnant with her Gay Canadian boyfriend, but as it turns out she’s just fat..

This bikini selfie is one of empowering, or one from an angle she can stomach, because you can’t see how big her stomach is, with a few optical illusions like string bikinis pulled up to her neck, she’s got that hourglass figure ladies COVET…not COVID…

Anyway, this is a very calculated bikini selfie and it’s doing its best…as it does typical girl attention seeking by getting half naked…and fat or not, even though fat is gross, it’s still a shameless bikini selfie, to reduce her to nothing by an attention seeking body, despite being a best selling songstress, because they like to take talent and basically reduce it to fucking shit…I am not saying she’s talented, I am saying she’s shit, but potentially could do meaningful shi

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They say don’t fat shame people, which I’ll never understand, if you don’t shame people, and they think their fatness is awesome and empowering, then how will they know that people find it gross…

As fat girls will tell you, they can still get fucked, dudes can still get hard for them, but they prefer when a bitch isn’t fat, they just fuck what is available…and those who like the fat girls are just a niche fetish, not the norm, it’s just when fat girls become the norm, you gotta follow the fucking trends if you ever want your dick wet…cuz the skinny bitches left are either with rich guys or have drug addiction problems….the fat are moving in…at least on Cabello, the Cuban starlet who was in some girl band, only to do a solo career, where she was this hot young thing….which is no more…now she looks like she’s either pregnant from her homosexual boyfriend’s sperm…it has been a lockdown, people aren’t working as much, and sperm could be turkey basted in…she is Cuban after all, where it’s normal to have kids young…or maybe she’s just been eating her fucking feelings…I don’t know…but she carries her weight like a pregnant bitch so for her sake, we’ll run with that…you know as to not fat shame her, even though I believe shaming is a good thing, it’s how people get better…but instead mom shame her since making babies is just as fucking gross…but something she can overcome when she shits it out…..

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It is interesting to see this body positivity shit give fat girls the confidence to put themselves out there in the dumpy weird bodied way…I mean, not that interesting, but you’d think a popstar who was packaged as the hot one in “One Direction” or whatever the fuck her shitty manufactured girl pop band was called…has been living in Miami from the paparazzi pics I see and don’t give a fuck about….clearly eating her way through the pandemic but people are all so fucking basic that the fact she’s in a bikini is enough for them, even though her vagina has been eaten by her thighs….the white bikini is supposed to be the bikini that lets me see cunt when wet…and bitches is hair is wet so SOMETHING is wrong here…maybe that’s why she’s trying to suck in her pussy lips…I just assumed it was in attempts to look thinner…

Point being…she is in a bikini, fat empowered, because why bother trying anymore everyone just gives you positive feedback cuz they scared to say “FAT FUCK UP IN HERE”…body shaming is amazing…try it…..not to mention girls have been body shaming my dick size since I realized I had a dick and it wasn’t just my change purse..

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I don’t know, I find Camila Cabello pretty fucking gross..so seeing her do some twerk down, you know because she’s Cuban and I guess that’s how they culturally dance for communism and Russian made Ketchup and Coca Cola, for the Canadian tourists who fly down there because it’s cheap as shit and filled with prostitutes… and I guess if I told you that this is how Elian Gonzalez ended up when the reassigned his gender and shipped him back to America you’d be impressed…from viral news story in the 90s…to viral popstar who looks like she eats too many Cuban Sandwiches…

But she’s a star filling the mainstream’s need for minorities to be the heroes to minority groups in part to not be called racist or only into white talent….but also because minority groups are another potential revenue stream to cash in on since that’s all they care about…

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Here’s Camila Cabello looking real fucking pregnant…or just fat…because you know her boyfriend, the Canadian Popstar Mendes only fucks her up the ass for that gay experience…shit on the dick or it doesn’t count…cuz he’s clearly a queer…and she’s clearly Elian Gonzalez who managed to avoid deportation by rebranding himself as a girl…the whole going on to become a popstar with a solo career and a girl group it’s a great diversion from being a Cuban defector…

I do find it interesting that some CUBAN born immigrant has been able to become a huge star like Rihanna, while you can’t even pay your damn rent. Loser….it’s probably because you don’t appreciate the American Dream, you’re just so used to it that you’ll live in your mediocrity….so that people like Camila Cabello can take over the country with their first hand COMMUNIST ideals…wait in line for Toilet Paper like it was march 2020 shit…they are just trying to get you used to it.

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Camila Cabello who I like to call Elian Gonzalez who transitioned once he was sent back to CUBA after floating in on a raft, I mean how else does a Cuban born girl end up escaping communism to make it in America at the level that this one has, it’s all very suspicious….but none of that matters now that she’s rich as shit, famous as shit, all while being a beard to a Homosexual Canadian popstar who she calls her boyfriend…

I don’t know how Camila Cabello made it into America, it may be because her Dad was Mexican born, but for whatever reason she escaped communism, lines for toilet paper, and is now living the American dream in Miami better than most Americans born in America do…all because she’s a song and dancer from some fabricated bullshit band that went onto have a solo career….where she managed to roll out some new look, where she was once the hot chick from Fifth Harmony, whatever that is…she is now the pig bitch with the monster ass and legs….from enjoying the wealth of the land now that she can buy all the fast food she wants instead of that off-brand Russian shit she grew up on…

I guess some people out there find obesity in their popstars hot, I see it as a sign of her being lazy as shit and no longer spending her days doing song and dance, it’s a pandemic ya’ll…there’s no shows to perform for…and that clearly suits her sitting on her fat ass fine…bitch can’t even walk the dog she’s so bloated…it’s like watching a fat girl go on a hike, falling on herself, huffing and puffing as she struggles to keep up, only the photo version…

Here she is as a witch with her potentially gay boyfriend Shawn Mendes

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I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man, but even that’s hotter than what she actually is.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time.before having to change his identity before being deported….

Camila Cabello is popular, but obviously a pawn in the music industry to push that Cuban vibes to a Cuban audience, like they did with J.Lo for the Puerto Ricans…it’s a lucrative market….and whether she’s popular or not, paying radio stations to play her songs, buying millions of copies of her songs from call centers in the Philippines to jack up her stats….but that doesn’t mean she’s hot…it means she’s over hyped.

Built like a lunch lady, despite being rich enough to look better, with her tits out to distract from that face and neck, carrying a fancy camera in what is the worst sponsored post ever – Sony….that maybe she’ll use to film some porn like all the other girls are doing, I mean why would anyone want an SLR camera, for her youtube content creation and other annoying shit, or butthole shots…only time will tell..

So here she is with her tits out to distract from her 40 year old looking face…

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I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time, before having to change his identity before being deported….it’s a Camila Cabello, the popular over singing popstar who has made serious fucking moves in her short career, is built like a lunch lady, a cafeteria worker, a bus driver who sits on her ass all day and not like a young millionaire who can afford good food, good trainers, but doesn’t bother because she knows the people will love her regardless of having a nice booty…then there’s the face…that looks like a dude with Bells Palsy or that lacked oxygen when it was born…maybe on some cerebral palsy kick…something is very off about these but I dare you to jerk off to the pics anyway….jerk off challenges…the gayest gameshow around….

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I have seen people mistakenly call CUBAN refugee turned popstar Camila Cabello hot. So this is some fact checking to refute those statements.

I get that you’re a dude and you’ll fuck anything and you find anything hot, but we need to have some sort of benchmark or analytics to put a bitch up against to determine her hot quotient in an OBJECTIVE way…even if beauty is subjective…we can have some kind of standardized testing we all agree on where people who are turned on by a 3 still think it’s a 3 and not a 10 because they have a boner.

You know what I mean….I’ve been documenting fake news in the media for 15 years at least when it comes to these girls…because they want you to think they are hot, their label want you to think they are hot, and the media that suck up to the label and the celebs want you to think she is hot, when it’s all just media manipulation and lies…

So when she was in Danity Kane or some other bullshit Pussycat Doll kind of girl group before going off on her own…and people would be like ‘That bitch is fucking hot’….and I was like you can go to Cuba and find your own that is MUCH hotter for an affordable rate…because of Communism / Fidel Castro…Ya’ll need to stop thinking celebrity makes a bitch hotter than she is….and focus on actual hot chicks. Right.

I mean this is some fat quarantine with a trash face…explain to me what is hot in this other than “she’s got a pussy”. Thanks.

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