Camila Cabello is some Cuban girl who rolled in on a raft because her family hated communism and wanted to live the American dream, so when they arrived in florida, they drove up to Disney and dropped her off for them to figure out how to best utilize her…and they chose “girl pop group”…..but I could be wrong, my unauthorized Cabello biography, could be all bullshit since I don’t trust anything I read, so I make my own storyline…

What I do know for sure is that there are rumors she was pregnant with her Gay Canadian boyfriend, but as it turns out she’s just fat..

This bikini selfie is one of empowering, or one from an angle she can stomach, because you can’t see how big her stomach is, with a few optical illusions like string bikinis pulled up to her neck, she’s got that hourglass figure ladies COVET…not COVID…

Anyway, this is a very calculated bikini selfie and it’s doing its best…as it does typical girl attention seeking by getting half naked…and fat or not, even though fat is gross, it’s still a shameless bikini selfie, to reduce her to nothing by an attention seeking body, despite being a best selling songstress, because they like to take talent and basically reduce it to fucking shit…I am not saying she’s talented, I am saying she’s shit, but potentially could do meaningful shi

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