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2020

10

Apr

LaraLoxley is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Today’s Quarantine Girfriend of the Day is: LARA LOXLEY and she is AMAZING.

The quarantine doesn’t need to be this bad / negative thing. I mean just keep on social distancing and cruise.

If you’ve already realized that we are all alone in this life, whether we live alone or just die alone, then this Quarantine should just be a relaxing time that gives you some alone time you may have never had to reflect on your existence…and by “gives you some alone time you may have never had to reflect on your existence” I mean….connect with hot HOT FUCKING GIRLS like LARA LOXLEY !

You can pull whatever you want out of this situation…some mindfulness and enlightenment…a new skill or just catch up on sleep whatever….but I suggest spending your time getting to know the girls who are out there for you…working countless hours to give you content you need in these dark times.

Thanks to sites like My Free Cams You have access to all kinds of entertainment that can distract you from any depression that may be surfing.

It is a fucking fact that amazing girls are a cure or distraction from any negative vibes that may be sneaking into your brain…girls like LARA LOXLEY .

She did a Maple Syrup show because she’s Canadian

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2020

09

Apr

(REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MODEL) is the Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Today’s quarantine girlfriend is (REMOVED AT REQUEST OF MODEL)

It’s no secret that the quarantine is not getting you down, because finally people can experience what you feel every day of your lonely and sad life…with no where to go.

That’s no excuse not to jump on the bandwagon of finding love, or at least finding yourself chronically masturbating now that you don’t have to go to work.

Those of you who did have to go to work are breaking new records, or at least matching your college records, sitting there amazed at yourself and your prostate because you haven’t been able to really violate yourself at the level you’d want to if you had nothing else to do, no prior commitments, no real responsibilities..

This is all assuming you went to work before the quarantine and that work got in the way of your chronic masturbation…you have all the time in the world to make up for lost time.

Our friends at MyFreeCams have all the entertainment you need to get you through these times and we are going to be featuring a Quaranine girlfriend, you know someone to spend your time with, someone to get to know, someone to write love songs for, someone to watch get off.

Call me your matchmaker, the guy who finds you love, or at least top notch girls to get off to and who want you to get off to them…like it is their job because it pretty much is, now more than ever, since 80 percent of the population is out of work.

More reason to SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CAM GIRL

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2020

08

Apr

OhMyMelMFC is the Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Is the Quarantine Getting You Down? Do you realize that sex work is on the rise? Every waitress, bar tender, retail shop girl is looking to get paid. EVERY single on the fence about being a cam girl, is on the cams, giving those at home something to do.

Since you’re a loser fuck, I figure we should bring you a babe of the day that can be your girlfriend during these dark times. You can give her money, or watch her for free. She will ENTERTAIN YOU!!

Today’s girlfriend is OhMyMel who is bringing the quarantine realness with this mask and gloves virus cosplay

She describes herself “not the most confident, pretty or bustiest girl on the site. But I have what I have so I’ll try and make it work for myself. I’m sure my confidence will grow and no, I’m not a model – I’m just your typical London girl.”

I beg to fucking differ, she’s pretty fucking perfect to me, despite only being ranked #3 on Miss MyFreeCams Contest and she’s said in the past that her dream “is to be Miss MFC one day, but for now a huge thank you to everyone who has supported me so far.”

Looks like she’s making her own dreams come true, but maybe you should help! In these dark times, you need to show your fucking support and help those in need.

She also does JOKER cosplay which is good for you virgin loser comic book perverts out there, you know to live out your creepy comic book fantasies with…..

What I like about the cam girls, is that they are basically the same thing as an influencer, only they don’t fuck around with their cockteasing. They fucking deliver. This is no “look at me in lingerie making a smoothie”…and if it is, it is also, but you can watch me fuck my sex toys later on.

NOT TO MENTION…this girl does girl on girl which is why she’s your QUARANTINE GIRLFRIEND!

Point being…. Support Your Local Cam Girl….Make her your Quarantine GF.

here are some more pics of her:

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2020

07

Apr

Celebs in Masks for COVID of the Day

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Masks are the new condoms….

Demi Rose Going through the Airport off to her next dick appointment ..

Demi Lovato‘s mask is in the way of her eating and probably wont stay there long..

Christina Milian bringing her newborn baby to catch the virus at the farmers market..

Alexandra Daddario at Costco..

Em Rat Cow should ALWAYS wear a mask…

Emma Roberts Still Hot…

Fergie staying healthy eating burgers and pop…

Jennifer Garner crying over Ana De Armas …

Julia Roberts America’s Sweetheart …

Phoebe Price still killing it…

Renne Zellweger is already half dead anyway…

Nina Dobrev got the rich bitch mask..

Molly Sims still alive…for now…

Margot Robbie stocking up on dill pickle kettle chips…

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2020

17

Mar

Irish Girls for St Patricks’s Day of the Day

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Now that it is the end of the fucking world, or could be the end of the world, who knows what to believe, it’s easy to forget that St Patrick’s Day has happened or is happening…

I know that bars are closed where I am, you know because some Irish hating fuck decided to create this virus…Jeff Bazos I’m looking at you…to ruin all your drunken fun….

But I believe there is still one die hard fat chick who isn’t scared to get the virus out there like it was 15 years ago…knowing today is the day some pervert drunk guy will look past her digusting fatness and fuck her.

Unfortunately, I live in the past and remember a time when fat chicks knew they were fat chicks and didn’t think they were sex objects cuz dudes would fuck them while drunk, that’s all changed….and fat chicks think they are people too….but I still think somewhere out there is a fat lonely girl walking the streets hoping for her annual St Paddy’s lay.

You see, St Patrick’s Day seems to have attract the most disgusting beer drinking bitches around…..now that it is dead….are people really willing to give it up?

Apparently these whores aren’t….

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2020

31

Jan

Top 10 Hottest Lingerie Leauge Football Players of the Day

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The Super Bowl is Happening and all you losers are excited because your lives are meaningless and you only find happiness in watching men in tights beat the fuck out of each other to get a ball over an imaginary line. You’re into supporting a multi billion dollar industry that makes these dudes who are capable of running, throwing and catching the millions of dollars for a really lame talent, so that they can live the life of luxury and fuck models…while you sit on your fat ass eating fucking donuts, pretzels and beer….looking for a release from your shitty life.

I’m not a sports fan, to me sports are for queers. It’s the mainstream, safe for work version of cuckold and circle jerks for dudes to jerk get off together over common ground and pretend they aren’t gay.

That said, I’m into sports when the players are in lingerie…you know cuz I’m a dude and that’s what all sports should look like…so here are the top 10 Lingerie League players to remind you what you SHOULD be into….

And if you’re going to drink be sure to get our partner’s product HANGOVER PREVENTION PILLS …they’ll keep you in the game the next day after you over do it…cuz overdoing it is what you need to do to medicate yourself enough t offset your erections from watching sports…because you’re not ready to deal with being gay.

Have a great Super Bowl Weekend….but you should be into Lingerie not men in tights…it’s nature’s way.

1 – Monica Bonczak – WR for the Toronto Triumph

2 – Tanyka Renee OL/DL for the Phladelphia Passion

3 – Nikki Johnson QB/CB for the Las Vegas Sin

4 – Morgan Spencer QB for the Baltimore Charm

5 – Marija Condric – RB/LB for the Cleavland Crush

6 – Jessica Renee C/OL for the Los Angeles Temptaion

7 – Danielle Moinet S/CB for the Chicago Bliss

8 – Ashley Salerno QB/S for the Los Angeles Temptaion

9 – Chelsie Jorgensen C/DE for the Seattle Mist

10 – Angela Rypien QB/S for the Seattle Mist

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2019

10

Dec

On the Fourth Day of STEPXMAS – Sexy Real Sex Dolls and Their Celeb Twins of the Day

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It is the FOURTH DAY OF stepXMAS we bring you SEXY REAL DOLLS ….the GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING….

There is a bodybuilder named Yuri Tolochko who is so in love with her girlfriend, a doll named Margo that he is actually marrying her. Apparently she even works as a waitress at a bar! These girls are as real as you want them to be.

This guy is onto something….

Don’t feel bummed out that this guy got your dream girl…that he met her first…that you can’t get one of your own that is as great as his because the nice thing about your dream girl, is that she comes to you in a box…and I guess that you can come in her box.

She doesn’t have that annoying personality you have to seduce…she doesn’t complain or say no when it comes to anything….even which of her three sex holes to fuck…she doesn’t demand gifts or adventures and she doesn’t get disappointed when you don’t give her that instagram / social media dream life. She is the fucking future.

This is the future of love, because you can love inanimate objects…I am sure you can think of random things you’ve loved over the course of your life from a car, to an old t-shirt, to some random collectable like your lame Star Wars Toy collection despite being 50…

You can’t get AIDS, or other STDs and you don’t need to pay her by the hour. She is yours to be and do whatever you want, whenever you want…and she’s surprisingly life life, really as life like as you need her to be…
Get Yours Now

She’s not only for you lonely fucks, she’s actually great for the long term married, if you married someone more like a sex toy in open mindedness and non-judgementalness….if not you can always just rent a storage locker and fuck your plastic / latex mistress there…because it isn’t cheating man…it’s masturbation…

Just so many options….from orgies to living out every fantasy you ever had….and it’s exciting…THE MOST wonderful time of year to get you a new lease on life, on sex, on your sexuality, on being sex positive…the technology is better than ever, the inclusiveness and empowerment movements have no choice but to accept you, hell they accept chicks with dicks as women….they can accept you for fucking a lifelike woman…or chick with dick if that’s what you’re into and not willing to JUMP fully into trans sex life…

Sexy Real Sex Dolls offer girls in both silicone and TPE, which I can tell you from my man experiments feels just like a real girl.

We put together what we think are the best 10 best celebrity doppleganger / look-a-likes / TWINSIES to the Sexy Real Sex Dolls so that you can visualize fucking the celeb you want to fuck when fucking these…

I think you should send through your opinion on who each doll looks like – let’s get a debate going…

1-
Courtney Stodden

Sexy Real Sex Dolls and Twin Courtney Stodden

2-
Sofia Richie

3-
Victoria Justice

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING….
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4-
Delilah Belle Hamlin

5-
Christina Hendricks

6-
Rita Ora

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS YOU CUMMING….
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7-
Bella Thorne

8-
Aubrey O’Day

9-
Kate Beckinsale

10 –
Demi Rose Mawby

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2019

09

Dec

On the Third Day of STEPXMAS – Top 10 Mini Women for Mini Materials of the Day

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It’s the THIRD DAY OF STEPXMAS…where we give you IDEAS of AWESOME and AMAZING GIFTS….set against some pervert shit, like the Top 10 Midget infleuncers, cuz we are perverts…and no one can take that from us.

Today we bring you, Mini Materials, the worlds leader in manufacturing MINI construction materials like cinder blocks, red bricks, pallets and lumber – using the same materials as the full size counterparts like real cement, wood and nails. The best part about our friends over at Mini Materials is they make everything in house in the USA. No cheap china shit here!! This is real American craftsmanship man!

You can get a pallet of 24 mini cinderblocks for just $20! These make a great gift for someone who is already involved in the miniature world, someone who works on their train set and NEEDS a constriction site addition – but these Mini Cinderblocks also make great gifts for ANYONE. Great to have in an office as a fidget toy on your desk, use as a teaching tool for your kids, or start building your dream home, just in a smaller size.

IT IS THE BEST GIFT YOU CAN GIFT THIS YEAR TO ANYONE YOU KNOW – KIDS OR ADULTS – IT IS NOT EXPENSIVE AND IT IS AWESOME…. GET YOURS NOW!!

If you have someone on your list to buy for the holidays, who works in trades or does contracting or home improvements on the side, a pack of these will make the perfect unique gift!

So head over to MINI Materials now and get your 24 Pack of MINI Cinderblocks on a pallet, while you’re there check out the rest of their collection!

And here are the top 10 MINI women to celebrate all things MINI!

1 – Elena Gant

2 – Asta Young

3 – Karina Lemos

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8 – Tonya Banks

9 – Life of Wende

10 – Christy McGinty

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2019

05

Dec

On the first day of stepXMAS – Top 10 Girls Smoking with GEEKEY of the Day

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This the fucking season to not fuck, but to get fucked spending all your money on gifts for ungrateful people you hate…..

So like every Christmas, it is the first day of our STEPFATHER’s VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE….

I can’t think of a better way to start of my most favorite posts of the year, during my most favorite time of year than with our longtime partner GEEKEY ….

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PRODUCT…

Geekey is the ultimate multi-tool that fits on your keychain, it offers you all kind of tools from bottle opening for your drinking and driving needs, to screwdrivers, wrench, wire stripper and MOST IMPORTANTLY a pipe to smoke your weed out of when you don’t have time to roll a joint…IS THAT EVEN REAL…I know.

LOOK AT THE FEATURES….

Point being, it is a great gift for all your friends and family, throw it in the stocking as a stocking stuffer, I don’t care what you do with it, just buy yours now or buy 5 or buy 20 of them….you or your friends you are gifting won’t be mad about it.

Here are 10 girls smoking to CELEBRATE the best MULTI TOOL….it fits on your key chain and you can smoke out of it….genius…definitely… GET YOURS NOW

Cuz girls smoking is hot….and nothing says Christmas like girls smoking…right?

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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2019

02

Dec

Top 10 Girls to Masturbate to using AUTOBLOW of the Day

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Autoblow A.I. is the world’s most advanced blowjob machine. It has 10 unique blowjob experiences at 10 different speeds, and one of the modes delivers a different blowjob every time it is selected so you get a surprise simulated blowjob…better than the real thing…

Why is it better than the real thing?

1- You’re unable to get girls to suck your dick for whatever reason (you’re a loser, gross, they don’t respect you, you’re awkward, you have a stinky dick, I don’t fucking know, look into the mirror or the front facing selfie cam and ask yourself “why don’t girls suck my dick” and that is your answer to why this is better than the real thing.

2- Even when you do get the real thing, which is usually accidental or when the stars align, you get too excited, too attached and it scares the girls off so they never try it again…

3- you are married and bored of the real thing, like your wife will suck your dick to do her wife duty, but she is old and smells like mothballs and you stopped being attracted to her the day after you married her but you are a good dude, maybe even a Christian who doesn’t believe on cheating on your wife, she’s been so loyal, you’ve built a life together, so it’s better than fucking other inanimate objects you’ve put your dick in over the years – like that poor cantalope. IT IS NOT CHEATING….

4- you accidentally broke your girlfriend’s jaw when she “FELL DOWN THE STAIRS”….and you have 6-8 weeks off getting your dick sucked…

5- You are too broke or too into porno to get an actual girl who meets your needs, so you can’t afford to take the fat girl you can get on a date, and even if you can, you can’t get hard when she offers to suck your dick, as if any girl ever offers to suck your dick, but you get what I am saying and that is that this fucking thing
sucks your dick on command…….you’ll never find a woman to do that to you….ever…

If those aren’t enough reasons….remember a team of scientists used machine learning to study blowjob videos to, for the first time, truly understand the mechanics of blowjobs. The results of the study were programmed into the device so that you can experience blowjobs the same way they are given in real life.

It has a built in gripper gently grips your penis and pulls a 100% silicone sleeve up and down over it, replicating the gliding and sliding action of a wet hand and mouth. It even “edges” you…. GET YOURS NOW

Women have their 1000s of varieties of VIBRATORS, DILDOS (which can be anything that fits) and that shit is celebrated….be an EMPOWERED man and have a sex toy of your own…plus it is easy to clean (as gross as that was to type, a good feature to have for those CREAMPIE MOMENTS)….

It is hassle free on every level…no complaining, no saying no, no asking for kids, no disappointed in your performance, or in you as a person, no abuse or judgement from anyone unless they find it on your coffee table when they find you dead after letting it fuck you all night long…but you’ll be dead and no one seemed to care when Anthony Burdain died jerking off….so why the fuck would they care about you when you die jerking off…that man had a popular show you know…and you got nothing, until you GET YOUR AUTOBLOW …at which point you’ll have EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

HERE ARE THE top 10 Girls to Masturbate to:

1 – @KATEKIRIENKO