It is the FOURTH DAY OF stepXMAS we bring you SEXY REAL DOLLS ….the GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING….

There is a bodybuilder named Yuri Tolochko who is so in love with her girlfriend, a doll named Margo that he is actually marrying her. Apparently she even works as a waitress at a bar! These girls are as real as you want them to be.

This guy is onto something….

Don’t feel bummed out that this guy got your dream girl…that he met her first…that you can’t get one of your own that is as great as his because the nice thing about your dream girl, is that she comes to you in a box…and I guess that you can come in her box.

She doesn’t have that annoying personality you have to seduce…she doesn’t complain or say no when it comes to anything….even which of her three sex holes to fuck…she doesn’t demand gifts or adventures and she doesn’t get disappointed when you don’t give her that instagram / social media dream life. She is the fucking future.

This is the future of love, because you can love inanimate objects…I am sure you can think of random things you’ve loved over the course of your life from a car, to an old t-shirt, to some random collectable like your lame Star Wars Toy collection despite being 50…

You can’t get AIDS, or other STDs and you don’t need to pay her by the hour. She is yours to be and do whatever you want, whenever you want…and she’s surprisingly life life, really as life like as you need her to be…
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She’s not only for you lonely fucks, she’s actually great for the long term married, if you married someone more like a sex toy in open mindedness and non-judgementalness….if not you can always just rent a storage locker and fuck your plastic / latex mistress there…because it isn’t cheating man…it’s masturbation…

Just so many options….from orgies to living out every fantasy you ever had….and it’s exciting…THE MOST wonderful time of year to get you a new lease on life, on sex, on your sexuality, on being sex positive…the technology is better than ever, the inclusiveness and empowerment movements have no choice but to accept you, hell they accept chicks with dicks as women….they can accept you for fucking a lifelike woman…or chick with dick if that’s what you’re into and not willing to JUMP fully into trans sex life…

Sexy Real Sex Dolls offer girls in both silicone and TPE, which I can tell you from my man experiments feels just like a real girl.

We put together what we think are the best 10 best celebrity doppleganger / look-a-likes / TWINSIES to the Sexy Real Sex Dolls so that you can visualize fucking the celeb you want to fuck when fucking these…

I think you should send through your opinion on who each doll looks like – let’s get a debate going…

1-
Courtney Stodden

2-
Sofia Richie

3-
Victoria Justice

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING….
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Delilah Belle Hamlin

5-
Christina Hendricks

6-
Rita Ora

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS YOU CUMMING….
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Bella Thorne

8-
Aubrey O’Day

9-
Kate Beckinsale

10 –
Demi Rose Mawby

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It’s the THIRD DAY OF STEPXMAS…where we give you IDEAS of AWESOME and AMAZING GIFTS….set against some pervert shit, like the Top 10 Midget infleuncers, cuz we are perverts…and no one can take that from us.

Today we bring you, Mini Materials, the worlds leader in manufacturing MINI construction materials like cinder blocks, red bricks, pallets and lumber – using the same materials as the full size counterparts like real cement, wood and nails. The best part about our friends over at Mini Materials is they make everything in house in the USA. No cheap china shit here!! This is real American craftsmanship man!

You can get a pallet of 24 mini cinderblocks for just $20! These make a great gift for someone who is already involved in the miniature world, someone who works on their train set and NEEDS a constriction site addition – but these Mini Cinderblocks also make great gifts for ANYONE. Great to have in an office as a fidget toy on your desk, use as a teaching tool for your kids, or start building your dream home, just in a smaller size.

IT IS THE BEST GIFT YOU CAN GIFT THIS YEAR TO ANYONE YOU KNOW – KIDS OR ADULTS – IT IS NOT EXPENSIVE AND IT IS AWESOME…. GET YOURS NOW!!

If you have someone on your list to buy for the holidays, who works in trades or does contracting or home improvements on the side, a pack of these will make the perfect unique gift!

So head over to MINI Materials now and get your 24 Pack of MINI Cinderblocks on a pallet, while you’re there check out the rest of their collection!

And here are the top 10 MINI women to celebrate all things MINI!

1 – Elena Gant

2 – Asta Young

3 – Karina Lemos

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4 – Jasmine Sorge

5 – Terra Jole

6 – Dru Presta

7 – Lila Hart

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8 – Tonya Banks

9 – Life of Wende

10 – Christy McGinty

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