Sometimes you gotta look at a bitch’s instagram and question the decisions she’s made to lead up to this moment. I know that the whole questioning decisions made til this moment is a meme in and of itself on the instagram..something I assume Aubrey O’Day is working on becoming but sometimes it’s not a cheesy cliche joke the mainstream use and it is instead an actual thing we need to question..

How did this picture get approved by her as something she wanted people to say or as something she wants to represent herself by….it just doesn’t make sense…

She looks like a white girl who went to the Kardashian school of cosmetics and asked for triple the dose any of the Kardashians get…even the ugly one….even thoug Aubrey O’Day didn’t start out ugly..

I know she’s old, and I know out of touch, and I know she’s not new to cosmetic procedures or putting herself out there….I realize it is hard to stay relevant in an era where there is no fame and no one cares..but she has an advantage…she was on TV, she was in a pop band, she was on apprentice…

She’s dated important people like Diddy and Paulie D from Jersey shore…she probably has money…but instead she’s out there with her clit ripping through her panties like a teenage boy getting a boner presenting his science project in front of his class….in what should be embarassing..but instead of same….no tucking the boner in the belt buckle or putting a book over it…instead she’s fucking got a laser pointer aimed at it for all to see.

It’s confusing…but oddly erotic.

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